This episode:

- R.I.P. to our beloved Phoebe - The Greatest Pet Ever.

- Indiana Jones And The Tumble Of Doom!

- Johnathan Majors accused of bad deeds by a magazine that sucks at exposes.

- The View has a bad take on Affirmative Action.

- Hippies have to pump their own gas.

- Other stuff.

This episode:

- Christian Bale is The Best Batman.

- J.J. Watt failed to make a college grad ceremony great.

- The State versus...a lemonade stand.

- NYC declares war on pizza.

- Other things.

BONUS: The Critical Drinker on why Indy 5 will bomb

ANOTHER BONUS: Frank Zappa on the problems of the music industry.

This episode:

- Ezra Miller continues to destroy The Flash.

- The failed Russian coup that didn't even last a whole weekend.

- Bud Light stumbles out with a new ad.

- Lab-grown meat looks terrifying.

- Other stuff.

This episode:

- The Titanic sub gives me anxiety just thinking about it.

- Hamtramck, Michigan, makes the Coexist bumper sticker worthless.

- Mark Cuban gets both Joe Rogan and Elon Musk wrong.

- Indiana Jones director James Mangold lies.

- Other things.

This episode:

- The Flash is a bomb and Ezra Miller is a big reason why.

- Harry and Meghan ripped off Spotify.

- Joe Rogan is Spotify's MVP.

- An American Werewolf in Ohio.

- Other stuff.

This episode:

- R.I.P. to the legendary John Romita, Sr.

- Will Ezra Miller's past catch up to him this weekend?

- Warner Brothers wants Christopher Nolan back.

- Even The Beatles are Skynet now.

- Other stuff.

BONUS: Filmmaker Eli Steele's Tweet thread about shooting in San Francisco.

This episode:

- Chris Gaines gets the Bud Light boycott wrong.

- Columbian kids are better at surviving than most American adults.

- California wants to take your kids away.

- A scientist wants to move Earth.

- Other stuff

This episode:

- Shout-out and well-wishes to radio legend Bob Kevoian.

- More fun with the NFL and its gambling players.

- Bud Light is no longer America's number one beer.

- New York City's apocalypse of smog and free crack pipes.

- Other stuff.

This episode:

- Disney struggles with The Little Mermaid and LucasFilms.

- PETA wants Jurassic Park to happen or something.

- Noel Gallagher gets what's wrong with rock music right.

- A.I. is (not?) killing us in simulations.

- Other things.

This episode:

- Taylor Swift fans forget stuff and poop themselves.

- John Cleese is a true artists for not censoring Life Of Brian.

- Dogs in San Francisco get high off of human feces.

- Scottie Pippen is a bitter old man.

- Other stuff.