Jason ruined his garage door by failing to think about how and why it works. Also, people keep showing up to Jason's house and stick around until he growls enough for them to catch his drift.

Meanwhile, Steve and Jason can't remember where they were on 9/11, but they sure as heck know their whereabouts when Mike Tyson bit a man's ear off. Finally, Jason's opening a one-man show, George Foreman Calls Things George. Tickets are available starting last Friday and are already sold out.