Mike Matthews talks about why you should keep every Christmas card that anyone ever sent you and horrible discount websites that over email you. Plus it's Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley. Next show it's Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer.

Mike Matthews talks about a book from the late Nineties that is suffering a downfall and email scams to avoid. Plus it's Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster. Next show it' s Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley.

Mike Matthews talks about the national tragedy called Porch Pirates and attempts to find Mike Pence a smaller chair. Plus it's Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer. Next show it's Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster.

Mike Matthews talks about the infamous Tuesday televised Oval Office shouting match and why you should never be photographed sitting down . Plus it's Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley. Next show it's Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer.

Mike Matthews talks about fun emergencies to take care of early in the morning and the magic of Patti LaBelle. Plus it's Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster. Next show it's Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley.