Mike Matthews talks about Twitter scams, ridiculous California construction, idiot Maine candidates, Saint Patrick's Day tavern flu theories, and the "Taken Advantage of" Portfolio. Plus it’s Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer. Next show it's Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster.

Mike Matthews talks about observations of North Korea's nuclear plan, reasons not to watch TV, teenagers on the world stage, and Portugal in the Bay Area. Plus it’s Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley. Next show it's Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer.

Mike Matthews talks about Bill Gates meeting with Trump, pot holes being replaced by dangerous rocks, stop lights being control freaks, and black sweaters looking hot to women. Plus it’s Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster. Next show it's Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley.

Mike Matthews talks about Pennsylvania, Stephen Hawking, the birth of LOL, and the Billy Joel song that didn't have anything to do with Pi. Plus it’s Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer. Next show it's Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster.