Scream stormed onto the scene in 1996...and into the hearts of thrill-seeking movie watchers across the world...BUT YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF WHY?! This episode of the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast reviews the horror masterpiece, and dices up everything that's wrong with this movie. Can a movie without Caller ID stand the test of time and technological advances? Why run UP the stairs instead of OUT the door? And WHY SO MANY SEQUELS?! If you're alone in the house, and if you love horror movies, then you might like this episode. If not, then you can take this movie and SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! Where it belongs.

If you rate, subscribe, and review this podcast, then the scream guy won't be outside your window asking you trick questions over the phone about scary movies. Don't burn the popcorn.

Scream stormed onto the scene in 1996...and into the hearts of thrill-seeking movie watchers across the world...BUT YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF WHY?! This episode of the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast reviews the horror masterpiece, and dices up everything that's wrong with this movie. Can a movie without Caller ID stand the test of time and technological advances? Why run UP the stairs instead of OUT the door? And WHY SO MANY SEQUELS?! If you're alone in the house, and if you love horror movies, then you might like this episode. If not, then you can take this movie and SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! Where it belongs.

If you rate, subscribe, and review this podcast, then the scream guy won't be outside your window asking you trick questions over the phone about scary movies. Don't burn the popcorn.

Is this a sequel, or is this the name of the sequel to a ship that sunk over 100 years ago? Does it matter? The only thing that matters is this poop turd of a movie, where a young tycoon builds a new ship that is an exact replica of the original Titanic. People board this ship, ready to embark on a memorable journey that pays tribute to the original ship that was doomed on its maiden voyage...only to find out that this ship is headed for choppy waters and FLYING ICEBERGS! Without any of the storyline, funding, and talent from the 1997 blockbuster, "Titanic II" sails into bold waters and sinks quickly. Hear why on this heartwarming episode of the Mikey Hates Horror podcast. You won't recognize one person who "stars" in this movie, but you'll sure recognize the plot right away, because when you name a ship/movie "Titanic II", bad things are bound to happen.

If you rate, review, and/or subscribe, you could win a chance to sail on the TITANIC III!

Is this a sequel, or is this the name of the sequel to a ship that sunk over 100 years ago? Does it matter? The only thing that matters is this poop turd of a movie, where a young tycoon builds a new ship that is an exact replica of the original Titanic. People board this ship, ready to embark on a memorable journey that pays tribute to the original ship that was doomed on its maiden voyage...only to find out that this ship is headed for choppy waters and FLYING ICEBERGS! Without any of the storyline, funding, and talent from the 1997 blockbuster, "Titanic II" sails into bold waters and sinks quickly. Hear why on this heartwarming episode of the Mikey Hates Horror podcast. You won't recognize one person who "stars" in this movie, but you'll sure recognize the plot right away, because when you name a ship/movie "Titanic II", bad things are bound to happen.

If you rate, review, and/or subscribe, you could win a chance to sail on the TITANIC III!

Is this a sequel, or is this the name of the sequel to a ship that sunk over 100 years ago? Does it matter? The only thing that matters is this poop turd of a movie, where a young tycoon builds a new ship that is an exact replica of the original Titanic. People board this ship, ready to embark on a memorable journey that pays tribute to the original ship that was doomed on its maiden voyage...only to find out that this ship is headed for choppy waters and FLYING ICEBERGS! Without any of the storyline, funding, and talent from the 1997 blockbuster, "Titanic II" sails into bold waters and sinks quickly. Hear why on this heartwarming episode of the Mikey Hates Horror podcast. You won't recognize one person who "stars" in this movie, but you'll sure recognize the plot right away, because when you name a ship/movie "Titanic II", bad things are bound to happen.

If you rate, review, and/or subscribe, you could win a chance to sail on the TITANIC III!

Is this a sequel, or is this the name of the sequel to a ship that sunk over 100 years ago? Does it matter? The only thing that matters is this poop turd of a movie, where a young tycoon builds a new ship that is an exact replica of the original Titanic. People board this ship, ready to embark on a memorable journey that pays tribute to the original ship that was doomed on its maiden voyage...only to find out that this ship is headed for choppy waters and FLYING ICEBERGS! Without any of the storyline, funding, and talent from the 1997 blockbuster, "Titanic II" sails into bold waters and sinks quickly. Hear why on this heartwarming episode of the Mikey Hates Horror podcast. You won't recognize one person who "stars" in this movie, but you'll sure recognize the plot right away, because when you name a ship/movie "Titanic II", bad things are bound to happen.

If you rate, review, and/or subscribe, you could win a chance to sail on the TITANIC III!

Is this a sequel, or is this the name of the sequel to a ship that sunk over 100 years ago? Does it matter? The only thing that matters is this poop turd of a movie, where a young tycoon builds a new ship that is an exact replica of the original Titanic. People board this ship, ready to embark on a memorable journey that pays tribute to the original ship that was doomed on its maiden voyage...only to find out that this ship is headed for choppy waters and FLYING ICEBERGS! Without any of the storyline, funding, and talent from the 1997 blockbuster, "Titanic II" sails into bold waters and sinks quickly. Hear why on this heartwarming episode of the Mikey Hates Horror podcast. You won't recognize one person who "stars" in this movie, but you'll sure recognize the plot right away, because when you name a ship/movie "Titanic II", bad things are bound to happen.

If you rate, review, and/or subscribe, you could win a chance to sail on the TITANIC III!

Is this a sequel, or is this the name of the sequel to a ship that sunk over 100 years ago? Does it matter? The only thing that matters is this poop turd of a movie, where a young tycoon builds a new ship that is an exact replica of the original Titanic. People board this ship, ready to embark on a memorable journey that pays tribute to the original ship that was doomed on its maiden voyage...only to find out that this ship is headed for choppy waters and FLYING ICEBERGS! Without any of the storyline, funding, and talent from the 1997 blockbuster, "Titanic II" sails into bold waters and sinks quickly. Hear why on this heartwarming episode of the Mikey Hates Horror podcast. You won't recognize one person who "stars" in this movie, but you'll sure recognize the plot right away, because when you name a ship/movie "Titanic II", bad things are bound to happen.

If you rate, review, and/or subscribe, you could win a chance to sail on the TITANIC III!

Welcome to the last vintage Mikey Hates Horror episode before the RETURN of BRAND NEW shows! In this episode, Mikey talks about the passing of his grandmother, and follows up with true stories of her haunted house. Lots of things went "bump in the night" in that house, and I'm not just talking about elderly people having sex.

If you don't want Mikey's grandma to haunt you, you should probably rate, review, and subscribe to this podcast. It would help the show in a big way, and more people might be able to find it.

If not, that's fine. Have fun with her apparition appearing at the end of your bed tonight.

[email protected] for any suggestions, questions, feedback, and nudes.

Welcome to the last vintage Mikey Hates Horror episode before the RETURN of BRAND NEW shows! In this episode, Mikey talks about the passing of his grandmother, and follows up with true stories of her haunted house. Lots of things went "bump in the night" in that house, and I'm not just talking about elderly people having sex.

If you don't want Mikey's grandma to haunt you, you should probably rate, review, and subscribe to this podcast. It would help the show in a big way, and more people might be able to find it.

If not, that's fine. Have fun with her apparition appearing at the end of your bed tonight.

[email protected] for any suggestions, questions, feedback, and nudes.