The stars spell out your future of incest, herpes, heroin and getting to second base. Aired 09/07/2016

Music by Peter Gundry

Horoscopes are back. Oprah, Roofies, Skydiving and Dwarf Porn.

Horoscopes are back. Oprah, Roofies, Skydiving and Dwarf Porn.

Corporate has been listening and they don't like what they hear. They suggest changes in a confidential memo that Mikey and Bonnie read aloud on the air. That's a Suitcase of Baloney!!!

Corporate has been listening and they don't like what they hear. They suggest changes in a confidential memo that Mikey and Bonnie read aloud on the air. That's a Suitcase of Baloney!!!

Onan sleeps with his sister in law, but pulls out of the garage last minute. People die. #tendermercies

Onan sleeps with his sister in law, but pulls out of the garage last minute. People die. #tendermercies

Mikey has a game to keep him entertained at Church, but Bonnie doesn't like it very much.

Mikey has a game to keep him entertained at Church, but Bonnie doesn't like it very much.

The song is good--The lyrics are stupid. This is Stupid Lyrics Theater from Mikey and The Mrs on B92.1FM