This week on Crackhouse, the boys celebrate the release of Tears of the Kingdom by absolutely gushing over the new mechanics and evolution of Breath of the Wild's world design (and making fun of horrible Twitter TotK takes in the process). Also this week, Myles gets surrounded by enemies at all sides at the movie theater, and Sam wants to normalize going to events alone.

NOTE: Due to technical issues, the last hour of this episode has become Lost Media, hence lack of outro.

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This week on Crackhouse, Myles hates memes, Sam visits Galloping Ghost Arcade, and the boys discuss the worst weapons in the classic Mega Man series.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:23 - Myles Vs Discord; The Boys vs The ACT Test
11:35 - Nostalgia as a Coping Mechanism 
21:47 - Falling In Love With Strangers Of Paradise All Over Again
33:20 - Games With Plots vs The Story Of a Game
52:55 - Crackhouse Recycling: ReCAP, With Extra Cap
46:30 - Hating On Memes
55:30 - Unfunny Funny
1:07:00 - Sam Visits USA's Biggest Arcade
1:11:38 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
1:13:00 - Arcade Talk Resumes
1:17:40 - Mini Golf As An Art Form
1:26:55 - The Desire To Punch-Out!! Arin Hanson
1:33:05 - The Platonic Ideal Of A Game
1:50:10 - This Is A Video Only Podcast 
1:50:30 - Mega Man Talk Resumes
1:52:50 - The Worst Mega Man Weapons
2:13:20 - Outro

It's the first week of May! Meaning that we are celebrating the shared birthday of our co-hosts, Sam and Myles! On this week's extra long episode, Myles tackles Intellectual Dishonesty, Sam recounts the character assassination of Arthur Read, and the boys take Cartoon Reviewers to task!

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0:00 - Intro
5:14 - Myles Luther King Had A VEssayist Dream
18:20 - Myles and Sam Love Crime
25:25 - Sam Decries Character Assassination 
34:05 - The Crackheads vs Cartoon Tubers
50:30 - Using Video Essays As A Media Substitution 
1:10:50 - September 11th, 2001
1:12:10 - Myles' Hot Take Against Intellectual Dishonesty 
1:35:23 - Myles has a sickness
1:38:12 - Opening Up On Open Worlds
1:44:49 - The Controls of Games 
1:51:04 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
1:51:41 - The Controls Of Games Resumes
1:59:40 - Mario is Real Weird
2:06:25 - Boolin
2:09:38 - Discourse Liberals 
2:19:30 - Sam Kingma Is About to Reconnect America
2:28:50 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam recaps the events of Lifetime's new original hit movie, Drunk, Driving, and 17, Myles gets frustrated with young gamers, and the boys do some reminiscing on old internet shows (and talk about Resident Evil 4. Again. Which feels like happens every week).

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:17 - Armored Snore Make Way it's FF and Zelda Time Baby
5:45 - Getting Into A Game's Guts: Evil Within 2
10:20 - Loser Content and Loser Creators: Just Play The Game
47:52 - Sam Finishes RE4
1:08:16 - “Drunk Driving, and 17” Presented By Sam Kingma 
1:51:25 - Closing Remarks and Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys go in depth on the original Resident Evil 4 as Sam works his way through the HD project for the very first time. Also this week, Myles discusses what lessons from Ned's Declassified are most applicable to adult life, Sam explains the positives and frustrations of spoilers, and the boys theorize which game developers would be best to shoot guns with.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro (Episode 105 Spoilers)
0:55 - Sam Finally Touches RE4 OG (Gameplay Spoilers)
8:35 - Myles Talks GUNS (RE4 OG Gun Spoilers)
31:10 - The Power of Game Knowledge (RE4 Tips And Tricks (Spoilers))
42:40 - Why RE4 OG Is Beloved (Spoilers: It's Good)
52:24 - Spoilers For Oshi No Ko and We Did It: Spoilers As A Topic
1:13:15 - Tough To Recommend Media (Madoka Ep 3 Spoilers)
1:23:20 - Spoilers In Video Thumbnails (Better Call Saul Spoilers)
1:27:48 - Myles' Top 5 Ned's Declassified Episodes For Adults (Ned's Declassified Spoilers)
1:36:22 - Game Developers Shooting Guns IRL (Kojima Podcast Spoilers)
1:45:43 - Outro (Giveaway Spoiler)

This week on Crackhouse, Myles informs the masses on all the great shows on Freevee, Sam recounts his love of high school themed PSA Lifetime Movies, and the boys discuss the questionable and morally grey world of Predator Catcher content on YouTube.

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0:00 - Intro
0:20 - Gamers Don't Want To Spend On Their Expensive Luxury Hobby
12:45 - Grating Advertisements
22:05 - Digressing Back To Advertisements
24:20 - Freevee 
30:50 - Amazingly Awful Lifetime Movie Premises
38:41 - Myles Jew-splains Prince Of Egypt To Sam
42:30 - Digressing Back To Freevee
46:50 - Hustler-core
54:15 - Myles' Fascination With Matt Orchard
1:20:28 - Question 1: "Overlooked Works Of Creatives?"
1:34:25 - Question 2: "Games You Would Play Again Fresh?"
1:37:10 - Outro (Myles OD'd)

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets shafted in Super Mario Trivia, Sam discusses his love of the Important Videos playlist, and the boys concoct a Dark Souls x Super Mario 64 Crossover Randomizer.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:20 - Fast Food Apology 
6:10 - Breaking Bad Finished! (Spoilers for BB and 24)
22:08 - Myles Gets Deep Into Mario Trivia
32:05 - New Wave Bruh Moments
36:24 - Being Bad At Games When We Were Kids
41:09 - The Content Of Modern Games: Scope and Deadlining
49:45 - Catherine Filtering (Spoilers)
56:30 - L.A. Noire And Dumb Design Decisions
1:03:00 - Nintendo Malding
1:13:30 - El Camino and Back to Breaking Bad Discussion (Spoilers)
1:18:40 - Boolin' n' Important Videos
1:27:40 - Meme Speedruns
1:38:35 - Randomizers 
1:46:35 - The Dark Souls x Mario 64 Randomizer 
1:55:15 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles thinks the new Resident Evil 4 Remake is too "Runny", Sam has just about had it with the service at his local Taco Bell, and the boys reminisce about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide as well as bool about other early 2000s Nickelodeon Shows.

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 - Intro 

0:20 - Comfy Shirts, Awkward Conversations

2:25 - RE4Remake Discussion Begins (Gameplay Spoilers)

25:15 - Stealth Kills are a Poorly-Considered Mechanic

29:45 - Aging As A Gaming Term

35:25 - Taco Bell Inflation And The Fast Food Experience

43:15 - Consumption Under Capitalism

49:30 - Tears Of The Kingdom Brief Discussion

54:50 - Breaking Bad Further Impressions (Some Spoilers Up Thru End Of Season 4)

59:20 - Hard Swerve into Ned's Declassified And Nickelodeon 

1:21:40 - Boolin'

1:29:45 - Washed Up And Washed Out(ro)

This week on Crackhouse, Myles reports his Breaking Bad thoughts live from yellow Mexico, Sam defends the Greek myth, and the boys discuss Devil May Cry 1, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9, and a myriad of other goofy topics.

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 - Intro Boolin'

0:40 - Breaking Bad Impressions [Season 3 Spoilers] 

14:00 - JoJo Part 9 and Series Freshness [Early Pt. 9 Spoilers, Part 7 Spoilers]

32:25 - Geeks 4 Greeks (Animation and Fan Culture)

41:55 - Targeted YouTube Content

48:55 - Meme Songs, Edits, and Meme Talk

55:10 - Sam Shills the Company He Pays To Shill His Podcast

56:40 - Resident Evil 4 Remake Discussion

1:00:00 - Speedrunning Digression

1:01:50 - Resident Evil 4 Remake Resumes 

1:07:25 - Revisiting the Top 25 Lists And Looking Back

1:16:15 - Three Heart Run and Gaming Challenges

1:20:15 - FF1 NES Technical Deep Dive

1:28:15 - Science Gamers and Art Gamers

1:43:02 - Nightmare on Elm Street RLM

1:49:25 - Mega Mayne!

1:51:35 - Metroidvania And Open Ended Action Games

1:55:15 - Returning to the 5x5 and Challenge Run Topics

2:06:45 - Tears of the Kingdom Mini Discussion

2:12:35 - Absolute Headass Takes And Stances

2:29:45 - Code Lyoko And What We Did With Our Time Under Lockdown

2:34:00 - Winding Down and Outro

Kept you waiting, huh?

In what was initially intended as a 60 day reprieve from the Crackhouse, Sam & Myles reconvene 10 months later to discuss where they've been and what they've done. Sam read all of One Piece (and wants you to read it too) and Myles teases the audience with a retrospective on the hit Fox show 24. Also this week, the boys talk about movies they despise. Welcome back, Crackheads.

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