My gift to you all—Have a Holly Jolly Liftmass!! Original song by Burl Ives, a more entertaining parody by Vinny Miletti. 😊 A little Liftmass song for all you bros and broads.
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Scumbag Cuomo cancelled Liftmass
As the deadliest time of year,
You want to have a party, but I’m sure he’ll say no,
While the media spreads that fearrrrrrrrrr!!
Dr. Fauci cancelled Liftmass,
So when you are walking down the street,
Be in your house by 10 pm,
And remember to stay 6 feettttttt!!
Oh, ho the mistletoe
Spreads what you can’t see
The virus waits for you,
To infect both you and me
DeBlasio Cancelled Liftmass,
And in case you didn't hear,
Oh by golly,
Need to take that Molly,
Before I kill someone this yearrrr,
VIN RANTING
What the fuck happened to Christmas,
And when your driving in your jeep,
Ask that jerk why he wears that mask,
Cause they are all a bunch of sheepppp!
Oh, ho this sure does blow,
how I wish this year would wean,
2020 sucked for all,
Ending off with that vaccine.
Coronavirus cancelled Christmas
And in case you didn't hear,
Oh by golly, got that melancholy,
Because Cuomo fucked my year!!!!!!!!!