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By the sheer willfulness of the Holiday Spirit and Zack threatening to tear his modem out of the wall if the internet didn't return in time...it's a Christmas Miracle this episode is ready.

Leo from Voluntary Input and Profound Simplicity is back along with Kory from The World is My Burrito to again join Zack on their annual tradition of Milk and Cookies, along with some brand new items that I'm sure will be coming to the Neatcast Store.

Guess What!?
We find out how Jolly Leo, Kory and Zack actually are.

Also we figure out ways to fix the Hallmark Holiday Movie plot tropes.

Even Weirder
A Mushroom that lets you see tiny cartoon people.

12 of the Worlds Weirdest Holiday Traditions.

Beyond The Pale
A brand new Classic Kaiju Christmas Tale

Whatcha!
We play Two Goops and Lie. A list of items that may or may not be from Goop.com

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