Famous actor Nick Pupo gets roasted. Hi! It’s Ice! Tom has an open door policy, come on in. Dylan, the clark’s hand. Piper gets funniest wife nom. Baby Tom and his lizard pals. Un-Yes-Anable. Diablo 4 Dylan gets barged in on but they call a fleaflicker. Trump but regular guy. Shaunak’s favorite lady he’s ever met (sorry Piper). It’s scary out and I’m soooo horny. Waiter goes older brother mode. More Clark talk (god he’s cool). Tom Hanks only went to the island to blow it up. Connection out of St. James. No beef for a beefcake? Fast food top 4. Chalupa Mode. A Taco Bell short film. Tom goes professor on a teen. My rhino horn is stepped on to sh*t. Coca Cola, cream n sugar please. Snack breaks during dishes. 

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The camelbro, heh, Dylan just made that up. The boys try improv live, and guess what, they're great. The case of the missing instant coffee. Dylan gives a lesson on lockpicking. Tom gives out his house code. Lunch stealing talk. Making A Pyromaniac. ChatGPT palm reading. Sinus surgery update.

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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Bovino equals pig then Feeney equals alcoholic? Quit throwing vegetables at Fat Tom. Did you hear what you just said? Cat Dog. Fallon talk. The AJ bread tax. Dylan brings the Rat and wages a war on ICE. Brian Jacques Talcque. Tom does top notch Eli impression. Part A ends at 32 mins.

Part B. Bub and Grandma Bunny Calendar. Terence is ripped and Dylan is fast. Epstein talk again. The giver is fire. Kurt Immortalized. Kick flip dream. Big vs. Fat. Dylan lands the plane. 

2 eps in one, forgive the cuts, it woulda been a 3 hour ep if not. Release the unredacted files.

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Founder of Rat Soup is a bad guy? Dylan and AJ rip Tom. Dylan says something about Marvin Gun, whoever that is. AJ wears gamer headsets to job interviews. Tom says no to Helms Deep and goes home alone. A day in AJ’s life starts with a nap, then a chill. Epstein files in 60 seconds, back to AJ. The city of Los Angeles gets Lutsky’d. Dylan does a Chinese walk then causes a lull. Tom says nothing wrong. Dylan keeps forbidding Tom but AJ vetos. Back to Marvin Gun, whatever that is. AJ gets dunked on at the baseball game. Third pancake double like. Coca Cola, a drink so nice they named it twice but changed a letter. Annual christmas sex. How to impress a lover with your order. Terence gets a Hammed Burger. Fat little AJ’s! Laser talk. This is not for moms… then mom name guess game! Is this good podcasting? It’s ok we unburden ourselves. That's.. Respectful.

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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Fat Tom has heard of Ham Radio, but Ham Net? Yum. As a nation weeps, the therapists reep the benefits. Therapist exposes Melkor myths. Hans lies about Ice Cream trucks. The first burger was invented by a Turkish man in Hamburg. Five Facts about Jews. Justine is really tired, she's been volunteering a lot recently. Tom tries to get Dylan and Hannah to move in. Dyl hits the WiiSpa. Honey, I cheated on you with all my cousins. Hans's needs his wordle at any cost. Soup dumpling expert Dylan Subiza has bold new idea. BibiGo genocidal. 

Dedicated to Justine. We are so sorry.

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Knockin’ the dust off with a remote record. Tim Cook had a predecessor? The boys establish that the only way to overthrow a fascist regime is to STAY IN LINE. Do the DEW (Dylan Eli Will). Dylan brags about his PS4 with no power cord. Of course he’s mad, everyone’s calling him THE grinch. 3 people think tom is smart. Hans gets power of attorney. Dylan hits on the father of his girlfriend (aka a cousin’s cousin). Churchill has bars. A year in review. Listen to learn how to win a switch (first gen).

Second ep is already in the can and wow what a banger. Enjoy this warmup episode. 

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Sam Lindsey and Milan Patel of Perfect Politics Pod come to town (tom's house)! Raw and uncut version on YouTube. 
Harpal in a lab coat, Wad of ones, Autistic liability, the movies good but the ride is better. Ya best start believin' in ghost stories, cuz cgi peaked in 2004. The redistribution of loot. 2025 Honda Prelude. I’m more of a weatherman actor. Cheating (in tennis) on your significant other. Dylan sets his shoes on fire. Janitor Chess lessons. The craziness of the emperor! Who's that nerd? Oh he's no one... his name's Beethoven. 

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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Go buy Paige's new album, I Turned Out Fine! Paige is a friggin concert head. Tom has an idea… a sentence idea. Andrew Caudill is devastated, Dylan is still wrong about Tom’s parking ticket scheme, the decay of the tooth and horny morticians. Some people don’t blink enough. The 5 is a parking lot right now. Doggie poop paper. Scared of Spencer’s. The boys are sad Tom’s leaving, because it makes Dylan sad. Thelma and The Beekeeper. Anyone can cook! Tom explains dressing for winter. Paige’s mom’s an editor. Watch out, here comes cookie talk. Paige turns down 3 free tv’s. Tom is a Charlotte and Paige… Mr. Big. 

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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One half of the dagnabbit boys are here! we got Cooper Lyden, comedy store regular and general stud. Dong so bad she's checkin myspace. WWMD - What would monk do, dumb prime ministers, evil nerds and thoughtful bros. Cooper Lyden, Calabasas Raiders defensive tackle. Why am I dumb? Oh yeah, 5 concussions. Road dog ventriloquist comedian professor. Fine Watch-men and 300 dollar pants. Tom's outfit disgusts coop and comics that can move wings. 
That's it... no more mr. milktime.

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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Heather Shaw comes to town! Forgive the 3 mins of football talk. Will has a bengal's breakdown. Two former alcoholics reminisce. Are we all subs? Clamato and Diet Pepsi. Good Heroin? Better Mandal. Wine from Provence region of Franch. Purple Ketchup, Louie pooped the Pittsburgh Airport, Circ vs. Uncirc'ed, bagel and lox w/ "schmegma". Donkey (from Shrek) dildo's, polyamorous ugo's and big tim's bunghole. 

Heather rules, follow her online:
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Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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