Dylan hits the joke again and it's better than ever. Tom's roasted by a tastemaker. Mikey Van Gogh. Sam Lindsey Finds Out: Magic Ethics. One is dumber than the other. Fat guy calves, the first good podcast, don't say wink. The new pope? Tom knows phonetics. 100th episode! Podcast prequels and clark franzman talk. Dave Chapelle, Louis C.K. and dolphins walk into a bar.

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A sick knife trick, podding about reading about writing, barbershop talk, Cut to break! Everyone forgot how dumb tom is. Oh your little joke? I lived it. No mattress havin-ass and car flips. Brought to you by Raytheon and other evil companies. 

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Moo Deng Pygmy confusion. Dylan 'Mr Softee' Subiza. The Home Depot Bucket. Woke Bibi. Now that's... disturbing. Pizza is Meat, Zendaya is Meechee and that guy's a molester. Bye honey, I'm going to get pilate'd. Hans takes a princess cruise.

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Recorded in 2024 when tom had a gf and dog. The Town Honeywagon, what is toms deal today, fatty dan Donohue. Hi I’m a piece of poop. We all got the sadness. Goddamnit give it a break max. My North Star is evil. Why is it weird that my dogs name is Woody Allen? How is that weird? The fellas got m*lestered. Who are you wearing, Tomi. Vanessa, the pervert. Two kinds of recessions. Hi everybody, I'm doctor Nick, getting poor sleep is bad for you. Should we call it? Ah, that word… oh, and the other word? tick tock b*tch

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The Dagnabbit boys and Eli are in NYC for a visit. This one's chaos, enjoy it errybody. 

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Sorry for the airplane noises in this. Won't happen again we SWEAR IT. 

Chipmunk Cheeks of Puke, Cabana Boy, Not a drop spilled, uncanny valley girl. Virgin Tommy. Top O’ the Matcha ToCha. Basketball Talk. Grylan Subiza. Billionaire Cabal meetcute. Tucker CookinSon. Now We’re Talkin’. AI has annoying dud boyfriend.  

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Famous actor Nick Pupo gets roasted. Hi! It’s Ice! Tom has an open door policy, come on in. Dylan, the clark’s hand. Piper gets funniest wife nom. Baby Tom and his lizard pals. Un-Yes-Anable. Diablo 4 Dylan gets barged in on but they call a fleaflicker. Trump but regular guy. Shaunak’s favorite lady he’s ever met (sorry Piper). It’s scary out and I’m soooo horny. Waiter goes older brother mode. More Clark talk (god he’s cool). Tom Hanks only went to the island to blow it up. Connection out of St. James. No beef for a beefcake? Fast food top 4. Chalupa Mode. A Taco Bell short film. Tom goes professor on a teen. My rhino horn is stepped on to sh*t. Coca Cola, cream n sugar please. Snack breaks during dishes. 

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The camelbro, heh, Dylan just made that up. The boys try improv live, and guess what, they're great. The case of the missing instant coffee. Dylan gives a lesson on lockpicking. Tom gives out his house code. Lunch stealing talk. Making A Pyromaniac. ChatGPT palm reading. Sinus surgery update.

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Bovino equals pig then Feeney equals alcoholic? Quit throwing vegetables at Fat Tom. Did you hear what you just said? Cat Dog. Fallon talk. The AJ bread tax. Dylan brings the Rat and wages a war on ICE. Brian Jacques Talcque. Tom does top notch Eli impression. Part A ends at 32 mins.

Part B. Bub and Grandma Bunny Calendar. Terence is ripped and Dylan is fast. Epstein talk again. The giver is fire. Kurt Immortalized. Kick flip dream. Big vs. Fat. Dylan lands the plane. 

2 eps in one, forgive the cuts, it woulda been a 3 hour ep if not. Release the unredacted files.

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Founder of Rat Soup is a bad guy? Dylan and AJ rip Tom. Dylan says something about Marvin Gun, whoever that is. AJ wears gamer headsets to job interviews. Tom says no to Helms Deep and goes home alone. A day in AJ’s life starts with a nap, then a chill. Epstein files in 60 seconds, back to AJ. The city of Los Angeles gets Lutsky’d. Dylan does a Chinese walk then causes a lull. Tom says nothing wrong. Dylan keeps forbidding Tom but AJ vetos. Back to Marvin Gun, whatever that is. AJ gets dunked on at the baseball game. Third pancake double like. Coca Cola, a drink so nice they named it twice but changed a letter. Annual christmas sex. How to impress a lover with your order. Terence gets a Hammed Burger. Fat little AJ’s! Laser talk. This is not for moms… then mom name guess game! Is this good podcasting? It’s ok we unburden ourselves. That's.. Respectful.

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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