The evil that lurks in your hard drive is real.  Why don't young writers use quotation marks?!  Are they too good for it?  Am I too old?  What to get for your anime loving GF, moldy house stories, and how Hollywood continues to fuck up adaptations.  Happy St. Paddies, ya drunks.  

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