The evil that lurks in your hard drive is real.  Why don't young writers use quotation marks?!  Are they too good for it?  Am I too old?  What to get for your anime loving GF, moldy house stories, and how Hollywood continues to fuck up adaptations.  Happy St. Paddies, ya drunks.  

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This episode was brought to you by the NOVEL (not the film), "Cherry", by Nico Walker and Zubies - the alcoholic Gatorade.  Use code "NOONECARES" for 0% off.

No more songs about whiskey!  And fuck William Faulkner.  Instead let's praise Billy Baldwin: The Beta Baldwin.  Advice for those in love with meat counter employees and the wasteland of Craigslist continues to smolder in the night. 

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Is there a Pfizer vaccination for the social PTSD I'm experiencing from this pandemic?  What about afternoon depression?  Probably not.  But there's always talking into a mic!  

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There's a first for everything.  Such is the nature of this here podcast.  I'll be shocked if this thing even works!

This episode was sponsored by the novel "Luster" by Raven Leilani.  Available from Macmillan Publishers.

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Ooohhh...a sneak peak at the glory that will be...pretty much nothing!