Millennial Mamas

Millennial Mamas

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Millennial Mamas episodes

  • 94. The time NipplesDaClown and Dr. Diddle came to town

    This week’s updates include some sleep evolution and the alphabet and battle cry stuck on a loop. We get into a Reddit ping pong match which takes us everywhere from driveway poop, to NipplesDaClown, all the way to zoom dick slaps. Have you ever broken a bone? If not, do you know what that means? Well don’t worry if you don’t, because of course we’re gonna tell you. And btw, how much would you charge for nice touches? The mama drama is a story of a negligent grandparent.


    Make sure to follow us on socials: @millennialmamaspod and Join the Facebook Group. 

    1 hr 14 min
  • 93. The time he pissed in her oatmeal

    Annnnddd we are back for another episode! This weeks updates features USPS still ruining Edens life, and a hot husband makeover. Today’s questions include: Would you choose friendship or a big chunk of change? How many donuts can you eat in one sitting? Do you think restaurants should put drink limits on parents? What would you do if your partner was stalking your brother? We’ve got one husband who takes his kink too far when he starts messing with his wifes food, while another leaves his wife helpless and unwell. This week’s mama drama leaves us with a misleading birthday invitation.


    Don't forget to follow us on social media @millennialmamaspod.


    1 hr 19 min
  • 92. The time Eden gets Discofoot in the Olympics

    Welcome back! This week we're sharing about our Valentine's Day weekends during the updates. There's a rescinded Karen review, forgotten water, and a lot of our faces. After the updates and the mom wins, we get into "Black Girls Play" and words every adult should apparently know. As always, there's many questions: What race do you view Arthur as? Have you ever played Discofoot? Would you choose the red door or the blue door? There's a story of a violating husband, then we end with a crazy Mama Drama about Chickenpox.


    Make sure you're following us on socials: @millennialmamaspod


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    1 hr 13 min
  • 91. The time they hate us AND they ate us

    We’re back and we’re black✨ Happy Black History Month! This episode we talk about some of the amazing things black women and men have done for society. As well as some of the horrendous things they’ve had to endure. Did you know a black woman created the basis for doorbell cameras? Do you know who built the White House? From the Mississippi Appendectomy to black people inventions, we’ve got you covered for your history lesson today.


    This weeks mama drama: Is stepmom overstepping?


    Don't forget to follow us on social media:@millennialmamaspod and join the Facebook group!


    1 hr 27 min
  • 90. The time Valentine's Day went wrong

    Happy Black History Month and Happy Valentines Day. This week we come to you with the love gone wrong podcast. Tits crossed that you all have a great love day. Before we get into some Valentine’s Day horror stories, we’ve got a mom fail and some updates. Would you accept 5 million dollars if it meant you could never leave Ohio again? WWYD if your bridezilla bestie was trash talking your weight? As always, we leave you with a mama drama that poses the question… how do you handle your sister having a baby when you’ve had a miscarriage?


    Don’t forget to follow us on socials @millennialmamaspod and join the Facebook group.

    1 hr 33 min
  • 89. The time God sent a Kentucky Meat Shower

    This week we start with Shelasia having an awful, terrible, no good day full of mishaps. We’ve got an Elliott update and Eden shares a major mom win. Then we discuss all our topics which include, but are not limited to… unwanted compliments, who to block on TikTok, forgetting your kids for games, and how IBS might end your relationship. Eden ends the episode with the weirdest incest mama drama we have ever heard.


    Don't forget to stick around at the end to see some Big Ava dance moves!


    Make sure you’re following us on socials: @millennialmamaspod and join the Facebook group!

    1 hr 43 min
  • 88. The time we got gummed

    This week Costco saves the day. TikTok takes a half day off. An ambulances causes an injury instead of helping fix one. Miss Tab wins the air fryer game. Elbows were taken to the head. Friendship was tested with turds. Stephanie returns and is looking for a prison pen pal. WWYD if your MIL hated your daughter’s glasses so much that she was planning to sneak contacts for her?


    If you’re not sharing and listening you’re losing, so join us on socials: @millennialmamaspod and join the Facebook group. Make sure you’re subscribed or following wherever you listen as well! ✨


    1 hr 16 min
  • 87. The time men strike again

    This week we start off with the love of snow our littles have and some updates. Shelasia witnessed a dinner reservation gone wrong. Eden’s apartment gets covered in vomit. Sage is killing the potty training game, and so much more. Then we get into the craziness of this week’s topics. What would you do if you caught a man hiding under your bed? Do you know the reason male birth control never went into effect? Would you let your dentist strap your kid down for an appointment? We leave you with two mama dramas, one which poses the question: Am I wrong for wanting to press charges on my in-laws because they refused to use a provided carseat for my baby? Let’s find out.


    Don't forget to follow us on socials: @millennialmamaspod.



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    1 hr 33 min
  • 86. The time he didn’t fill her up

    Welcome back mamas! I hope you all had a good winter break and enjoyed the holidays. We jump right into the updates this week and EDEN HAS NEW TEETH!!!! After a wellness check, Elliot's behaviors continue and Eden worries he may have conduct disorder. Sage opens presets with a grinch attitude, and starts potty training. Mom wins include a test of bravery. After all that, we get into some fun topics. How much do you think you spend at Chic-fil-a in a year? What if you could build-a-bear your baby by having sex with multiple men during pregnancy? How long is way too long to masturbate? We leave you with a question of who is wrong in a story of husband vs. wife, and then as always close out with mama drama. Enjoy!


    Make sure you're following us on socials: @millennialmamaspod and make sure to join the facebook group to connect with us and our community more.

    1 hr 14 min
  • 85. That time we absolutely could not

    Welcome back to a special themed episode to start the new year! We share our absolutely NOTS. From kissing our babies to our kids calling us "Bro", and several things in between.


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    48 min

About Millennial Mamas

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We’re Shelasia and Amanda! A couple of millennial mamas at totally different stages of the game. From toddler tantrums to teen talk, we’re spilling the tea on mom life, internet chaos, mama drama, and…