Millennial Mamas

Millennial Mamas

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  • 65. The time we were very mindful. Very demure.

    Where are all the book mamas? What kind of books do you like reading? Shelasia shares a bit about the book she's reading during the mic check. In the episode we talk toe pain, toddler pranks, Halloween costumes, and Elliot's new bed. The fall weather this weekend was such a tease and one of the biggest mom fails occurred. It's back to school season and almost Eden's birthday. We play the green glass door game then discuss how men in general make us feel and what they could do to make us feel safer. We leave you with a laundry mama drama. Stick around after the outro for a little dose of pure perfection. Enjoy!

    1 hr 31 min
  • 64. That time things got real BLACKITY BLACK and a little religious
    Another week, another episode.
    ***Trigger warning: We talk about racial issues, our disdain of Jehovah's Witnesses, and how much we dislike Trump. Please avoid this episode if you don't wanna hear about it. Feel free to listen to your fave episode ***
    We start off hot with a crazy, "Would you do it for $100?" question. We then spend the second half of the mic check and a nice chunk talking about Jehovahs witnesses and if there are racial issues in their beliefs. Shelasia learns us about Emmitt Till and the movie Till. Next we talk about an interesting interview with Trump and the National Association of Black Journalists. We get into some updates, Shelasias first focus group, and ANOTHER TAXIDERMY GRANDMA UPDATE. Add USPS to our shit list with Walmart Pick-up. Would you leave your car unattended with your child inside?
    1 hr 43 min
  • 63. The time there was "coconut" cupcakes

    Welcome back to Millennial Mamas! This week's mic check we talk about the Sonya Massey case a little bit more. AI is starting to get dangerous already, snapchat is our vlog, and Gypsy Rose needs a drink! lol. Once we get into the episode, you can expect to hear some life updates and some cute mom wins. In need of a friend? Head to your local library. In need of the ugliest effing swimsuit you've ever seen? Head to your local DFW. Taxidermy grandma is back and with more vengeance than the last time. Cicadas are cheesing. The groundhogs are back on their bullshit this week as well. We leave you with a papa drama, where a dad wants to know if he is the asshole.

    1 hr 22 min
  • 62. The time they taxidermy-ed grandma
    ***TRIGGER WARNING***
    This week the mic check gets a little deep. We talk about the Sonya Massey killing. We talk murder and violence. If you want to skip, move right to the intro music and listen to the main episode :)
    This week, we get topics heavy. We get into some mom wins and our updates right away. From there we talk about the best kind of petty from a grandma readay to get her payback on her HOA. We talk about child marriage, a fake appendix removal, and how the Furries hacked Project 2025.
    We list of some different names for our periods, and a mama drama with some really entitled family. So many topics, so little time...... Until next week. Don't forget to follow us on all socials. Tell us what you'd like to hear about!
    1 hr 18 min
  • 61. The time we couldn't care less
    Welcome back! Thank goodness for tiktok trends because sometimes they make a good episode. I’m sure you’ve come across at least one video of the “Things I couldn’t care less about” series. This week we fore-go mama drama and topics to bring you our very own.  Enjoy!
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    1 hr 3 min
  • 60. That time the maggots got her good girl
    Welcome back to another week of topics, tangents, and trauma talk! This week we talk about the lack of family pictures, Gypsy Rose being pregnant, and our weird dreams. Eden has been dealing with having a stalker, and we talk maggots being in a place they should never be. What do you call your vagina? Have you ever gotten caught doing something gross or weird? We end a on a little bit of a tense topic of race, but round the episode out with an interesting 'What Would You do?'.
    Don't forget to follow the Facebook page to join in our randomness!
    1 hr 56 min
  • 59. That time they got stuck in space
    **Technical Difficulty: audio decreases from around 38mins- around 45mins then returns to normal again**
    This week’s mic check brings a crazy little tale about a bartender. Then Boeing strikes again and so does the letter x. Being a stay at home mom is the most stressful job so we’ve got to make sure we lean on our villages. Rhinos are going extinct and we might too if we don’t start counter-acting climate change. Updates this week include Sage’s first boo boo and Eden chipping her tooth. You know we’re the adults now because inflation has us up in arms. We’ve got a story about being switched at birth, and I’m pretty sure we talk about roadkill and pirates too. Of course as always we’ve got mom wins and mama drama.
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    1 hr 30 min
  • 58. The time he snapped his vitals
    Time for another fun episode! Why is X a letter? Eden asks for advice on an issue. What exactly did they do to dolphins to try to get them to communicate with humans? People walking in front of roller coasters. Do we have rubber foods? And so much more!
    Don't forget to follow us on all forms of social media and join our Facebook page.
    1 hr 45 min
  • 57. That time with the “back up” babies
    This week after the ramblings of mic check, we start things off on a high note with mom wins! Eden shares some animal facts. There’s a feminine hygiene history lesson you won’t believe is real. Are you really only “stuck” with your baby daddy for 18 years? Or is it more? We leave you with a test of friendship in a WWYD and of course mama drama.
    1 hr 13 min
  • 56. The time with the daycare drama deja vu
    Welcome to season 2 on Millennial Mamas. For our first episode of this season we come to you outside on the trampoline. The episode starts off hot with some mic problems. We get into our weekly updates, mom wins, and interesting stories. What is your comfort TV show? Is breast feeding something you would do during sex? Would you go to North Korea? Why does daycare drama follow Eden like a toddler that wants the chips you're eating. Stay tuned until the very end of the episode for a special audio cameo.
    1 hr 46 min

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We’re Shelasia and Amanda! A couple of millennial mamas at totally different stages of the game. From toddler tantrums to teen talk, we’re spilling the tea on mom life, internet chaos, mama drama, and…