THE END! THE END! Phoebe learns about the sad endings of movies, Ross & Rachel fight their way to saying "I love you" and Joey & Chandler get obsessed with their new dad, Richard.

Be your own windkeeper, Rachel. Noooo he won’t go, no no he won’t go. Are you pro jaunty hat, or con? Any crazy roommate stories? Does ANYONE know if Gunther was Bryce in All My Children?!? We need answers!

So here's the thing, don't take credit for writing your own lines when you don't. Because that's when they kick you off the show.

Also, don't let Phoebe talk about your sex life! And maybe don't tell Ross about your animal sex with the weenie from Torini. You know? Maybe just don't say anything, and let us do the talking for now.

Now that Ross and Rachel are official, Ross is over at the girls' apartment and it's a real Entertainment Tonight vs. Predators of the Serengeti situation. J Man is officially moved out of Channy's, and has decorated his new place with all the finest porcelain one man could buy. Chandler gets a new roommate, Eddie, and Smelly Cat gets a music video!

No more J-Man & Channy's?! Joey has decided to move out now that he's been on TV for at least 3 episodes. Rachel and Phoebe get tattoos, of a heart and the whole world, and Monica and Richard are declared something of an item. We talk about you licked and you put, our tattoos (can you guess where Renee's is?!) and how we don't think the age gap is weird.

Remember when Monica was 9 and Richard was 30 and Dad said, "Boy I really hope those two get together?" Love is in the air people! We've got Monica & Richard (YAY Richard!), Ross & Rachel, Joey & Chandler & the La Z Boys, and none for Phoebe I guess.

I pity the fool who doesn't listen to this episode! I do, I do! Joey and Chandler become Bracelet Buddies, Ross makes a case for him and Rachel to get an answering service, Phoebe claims that lobsters mate for life (up for debate in our book!), and the gang watches a throwback of Monica & Rachel getting ready for the prom. This is a good one, you guys!

Go Sports? Thankfully, this 2-part episode has nothing to do with sports. Join us as we go on set of Outbreak 2: Monkey takes Manhattan and meet up with Chris Isaak, Brooke Shields, Julia Roberts, Jean Claude van Damme, and two zookeepers we're pretty sure are famous but we aren't sure. Come on by!!

Join us for The One With The Lesbian Wedding, where we answer all the hard hitting questions like "Who is Evelyn Dermer?", "Who is Soupy Sales?", "What's new in sex?", "Does anybody have any...marijuana?", and "Is Newt Gingrich watching this?" We hope you enjoy!!

Russ, Ross - Ross, Russ. It's David Schwimmer vs. David Schwimmer on who can, uh, guh, cheayh.... take the longest to get, like, a sentence out? We see Fun Bobby get sober and significantly less fun, and we hear about DOOL for the first time!