We bring in a long term referenced person - our friend and KB's roommate, Mary Mac, to talk about a recap of our #brokebutcultured weekend where we went from a boujee black tie ball to dancing the extra hour away at a bar.

With the season change and daylight savings comes the lack of natural sunlight, which results in seasonal depression or in our case, seasonal bitchiness. We discuss whether it's preferable to wake up with the sun up and get off work in the dark, or vice versa.

We also talk about an experience dating a guy who lives in your building, and the red flag that is a guy being mean to the Uber driver and forcing you to order the meal on the first date.

Our Instagram poll answers are considered in our decision on what to name the fan base.

We have a major case of the red wine rambles as we go through a list of random segments on a Saturday night.

(2:30) We discuss being in the gray area between getting drunk at a Halloween Bar Crawl and going to a lame adult house party.

(13:40) The importance of surrounding yourself with a majority of good and supportive people minus the few haters that you need in your life to remind you to stay on your game. Excuse some of the sappiness – it's the wine.

(27:30) Twitter segment recommendations from our followers

– The unwritten dress code for working out

– The best days of the year to get drunk on

(42:50) VM: Ex GF Knocks On The Door In The Middle Of The Night

(51:00) VM: Would You Ever Turn Down A Date With Someone Based On Their Name?

Because if we're being honest what two girls can't go on forever talking about exes? We rant about the different types of relationships you can have with an ex. From being able to spend the night at their place without hooking up all the way to objecting their wedding.

We answer two opposite-end-of-the-spectrum voicemails. Does being upset about seeing an ex get engaged on Instagram mean you still have feelings for them? Would you contact an ex and ask if you can stay at their place when visiting their city?

We also give our thoughts on a social credit system being trialed in China and how you pretty much get judged on your level of trash human-ness. If you're into it, here's the full episode https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2018/10/09/655921710/chinas-social-credit-system

Oh, and we hear from 5 Kat Cat.

We may or may not be turning into a relationship podcast, but if it means you're all calling into the voicemail, we'll be whatever kind of podcast you want.

We have an entirely exhausted segment on all things bedding-related, including how many throw pillows girls and guys should have on their bed and the importance of making your bed.

Another voicemail leads us to discussing the ever present issue of shacker clothes – why girls take them, which ones you should give them, and how to get them back.

We end with our very first, very well-executed, drunk voicemail from a presumably college-aged dude trying to break it off with a girl after she's caught the feels.

We've officially been recording the podcast longer than some of our relationships have lasted. We're ringing in double digits with our very first voicemails and a DM about an awkward sex story.

1. Dating Single Moms

2. How Many Cats is Too Many Cats?

3. The Literal Headboard (DM)

We also discuss social media perception and the power it gives to make your life look fabulous, shitty, or like you're dating someone even if you're not.

Bonus tangent: Finding the right balance between being crazy jealous and overly chill in your relationship

Soapboxes were stood on and hot takes were given as we discuss why it's important to take a weekend off of going out, what men should and shouldn't shave, why exes should tell you happy birthday, why writing love letters is better than sending a Snapchat, and the importance of golf etiquette.

Call in your questions/topics to (704) 659-6974 or DM us on Instagram at @millsandmimosas

A friend visited town for one of Kim's 500 birthday celebrations and we brought him on the pod to discuss his conservative relationship views, what confidence at the bar looks like, terrible roommate stories, and even more terrible hangover stories.

As a bonus, we give you 3 playlists that you need on your Spotify immediately

teen angst: https://open.spotify.com/user/_keeum/playlist/3zQ25icuJppOVySDdYNicv?si=dJV7SA0kQ7CYOAJvChxiYw

Y2K: https://open.spotify.com/user/_keeum/playlist/5mosBZEkM1wXdrQIDfoy0j?si=6JW0fo-PQkONUCCoLzQ7_Q

Elementary My Dear: https://open.spotify.com/user/_keeum/playlist/0Fkle7KzM2GggzDGoLzbDy?si=v8aJOm3ER8G192bhKe7gPw

On our way back from Atlanta, GA, we record our first car episode recapping the best and the worst experiences of Music Midtown. Touching on claustrophobia, $24 drinks and 15-year-olds walking around half naked, we give our honest takes on your average music festival as a millennial.

Better late than never, we are joined with Matt Sawaia who tells the story of his proposal and what it's like being engaged as a millennial. We answer some listener questions about posting engagements on social media, dancing (and puking) at a wedding, and go on to decide that weddings in your twenties are just college reunions.

The second half of the ep consists of reminiscing on college, Greek life, and weird shit that fraternities and sororities do. After complaining about our Alma Mater moving the student tailgate lot across campus, we ask a question to our listeners: what is the most lame/weird thing that your school has implemented?

We're about three days late on recording and editing but only because we're in desperate need of help from someone who knows what the f*** they're doing with a podcast.

We recap LDW with what's leftover of our energy, briefly discuss how we didn't end up dying after attending the birthday party of someone we met on Instagram, and preface the upcoming episode discussing marriage in your 20's.

Oh and somewhere around 26:00 we talk about the Bachelor.