Mind Warriors

This one's all about taste.

I didn't blame myself after I kicked a soccer ball into my celebrity crush because he was blasting emo rap and watching Rocky on repeat.

My dream vacation is to go to Disney World to fight Mike Tyson while Kanye West is being elected president.

I maxed out my credit card to see John Mulaney beat a tiger in a race that has a great personality.

A horse girl showed up at my birthday party in space with a Hershey bar.

We played fantasy horror on PS4 against the tallest person in the world while eating potatoes on death row.

I listen to the Minecraft soundtrack without skipping during Christmas in my moist bathing suit.

My biggest pet peeve is when aliens break into my dream home and make my wife cheat on me with a grizzly bear.

Netflix made a show about Kanye West and Jay-Z selling counterfeit designer clothing and mustard sandwiches.

Karen yelled at Adam Sandler because he spilled hot sauce on her flying squirrel furry costume, instead of reading Goosebumps at the school store.