Stuck at burning man 2023? Unable to get a haircut without waiting around for a few hours first? Ever witness the horrors of nonconsensual hugging? If yes or even maybe, come bar hopping with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's got the update and possible conclusion to her favorite record. Jordon wakes up to the smell of smoke and the ever vigilant fire sentry. Both Mindless people got personal with some late night stand up comedians, but neither were chosen over the $7000 dog.

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

We're back from our unexpected midseason midsickness break with a ton of stories for your weary ears! From being sick and staying home to being sick  and driving through hallucinations, we done seen some stuff this week 4 sure. Eat your one chip challenge in peace while you take an involuntary milk bath because its time for more Mindless Prattle with Ripley and Jordon! There's so much to listen to this week we wouldn't blame you if you listened to it twice!

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If you're ever sending emails buck nekkid and still end up late to your job don't worry about if you've got a vape or a cigarette, all that matters is if you're the main character or an NPC. Take up your soup or your chowder and relax for this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we animatedly go over the proper way to let out your anger, how to faint at a ceremony, and why filing cabinets come with upside down stickers on them.

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We've busted out the big guns in this one bruh. Theres new games to explore and movies to watch. Dive in deep as Ripley and Jordon discuss some movies from the past few weeks, the problem with Australian camels, the ever famous shoebill stork, and of course, Ripley's progress on her journey to becoming a famous author. If you're looking for the best shoebill stork impersonations then stroll on by for a sound you'll never forget.

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You bring the Mindless and we'll bring the Prattle to this weeks nonstop rollercoaster of a hangover recording. It's Ripley's Birthday and what better way to celebrate than to record her favorite podcast for her favorite Mindless Prattlers.  The world may be dying but that won't stop us from scarring gas station employees for life because as we all know, "Time passes through me differently" Take out your best internet plan and saddle up with your best fish accent as we go through some sad video games with good messages and discuss the Sun "Bears" in China.

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The reincarnation of your former self would be proud of you for tuning in to this here podcast. Take it from us, we're reincarnation "experts". Don't get your knickers in a twist standing in your own personal purgatory. Get yourself a double shot of the roughest pump at Starbucks and sit back as we get our weekly Prattle on about the latest season of Futurama! We've got more than enough average height to go around, we've even got tales of donkeys and the never ending mystery of how some people passed their driver's license test. 

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Call the book police as Ripley explains her grand heist for the forbidden chapters of her new books. While we wait for them to get here though... Have you ever lost interest in your hobbies so you had to force yourself to do them because you knew you should do something other that sit around rewatching Grey's anatomy and anime? If so we have the perfect distraction in the form of another Mindless episode of MP! Embrace your inner cannibal and find hope within the arms of your favorite podcast this week as we go through all the top stories from Cocaine Sharks and the disappearances of people near cave systems to the scariness of the modern roadrunner both Lesser and Greater.

And if all that doesn't sound interesting to you, not to fear, we have many more episodes of madness to choose from! For all the latest news and extra tidbits from the show be sure to check us out @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine or over at kick.com/ripleyshaine. 

My name's Ripley, I'm still waiting on my Swift vinyl to show up, and welcome to another episode of Mindless Prattle. The show where happy stories get thrown out the window and madness lives in all the random topic seeds we grow here. This week Jordon gets his rocks off to a bunch of history theories, are they conspiracies? Good question. Put down your Chat GPT and lend us your named characters the thrill of the Mindless adventures we like to share with everyone who'll listen.

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Lend us your ear holes for another transcredible exploit of Mindless Prattle! This week in the universe: Grading your server in a clandestine manner. Bleeding for a quick haircut then standing outside for over an hour and a half to get your favorite sandwich. Wanting a tall blonde. What its like to be a wizard with a big wand. Only doing drugs in your private time. The thrill of stealing chips from unsuspecting roommates. All that and a little more on our journey around the Mindless happenings we had this week.

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If you've ever tried to ask for water at the Bucks without a name but the cashier isn't allowed to think for themselves because they're a corporate slave then stop on in here with your ears for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! With all the inflation going on in stores come on over to MP. we've got traffic and submarines on sale right next to our business ventures and sparkling water all at the low low price of a few minutes of your time. 

If you liked what you heard through your ear holes this week, good news! We're here every Sunday with more wacky stories and scenarios. Check out all our previous episodes on MindlessPrattle.com or over on Twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine.