Minds Never Matter: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

CW: This episode of the Minds Never Matter Year 2 features content that some listeners may find uncomfortable, including: substance use, gaslighting, and strong language. Listener discretion is advised.

After our Not-Quite-Heroes made quick work of Mr. Moondollars, Vi runs off to make a request of her new friend Thaldris Maerott only to be followed by Sartheleon and forced to finally fess up to what she’s been up to all summer at the Tempe of Doal.

Meanwhile, Cecily, Calor, and Pogo head out to go shopping for party supplies to set up for the night’s big rager!

Featuring...

Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic

Anna Eliza as Violetta

Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon

Aaron Owens as Pogo

Taylor Murchie as Cecily

Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor

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CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains mentions and descriptions of fictional religious practices, complex family dynamics, body horror, gore, substance use (alcohol), gaslighting, innuendo, and physical displays of affection between player characters. Listener discretion is advised.

The Not-Quite-Heroes have returned!

In Episode 1 of Minds Never Matter Year 2, we reunite with Sartheleon, Cecily, Pogo, and Vi finally return to the Adventuring College of Elona for their sophomore year! Our Not-Quite-Heroes are in for some big changes... including a brand-new face joining the party!

Sartheleon Grey has officially been promoted to a higher rank in the Darkeners, something that at one point may have been an honor, but now, fills him with dread; Cecily Belghriom and Kiran have a heart-wrenching conversation about Cecily's divinity and purpose within the Church of Ghriom; Pogo Stardust has been visiting with a tutor over the summer to make him a better nobleman; and Vi goes about her day-to-day routine at the Temple of Doal with their new Archcleric as she plans her first house party!

Then, we meet Calor Sagittal, a transfer from Mag who was raised alongside the region's crown prince. What party did she get added to for the new school year?

This episode's Halftime Show features...

Mindscapes & Magic

Mage Hand High Five

A special thank you to our Ko-Fi Members!

La Madio

Featuring...

Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic

Anna Eliza as Violetta

Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon

Aaron Owens as Pogo

Taylor Murchie as Cecily

Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains mentions and descriptions of fictional religious practices, grief, complex family dynamics, body horror, gore, substance use (alcohol), gaslighting, innuendo, and physical displays of affection between player characters. Listener discretion is advised.

After learning that their second year will be taking our Not-Quite-Heroes all around Divitotum assisting different adventuring guilds, the Killers decide to show Calor around Elona’s Central City before prepping for Vi’s house party.

The group stop by Moondollars where Cecily and Sartheleon have a quick catch up, Pogo fills Calor in on all the campus gossip, with Vi and Jareth stepping in to help Frank contain the afternoon coffee rush. After a sparring match between Calor, Cecily, and Pogo to learn more about her skillset, Sartheleon receives a check from an old friend that sends the group searching for Moondollars’ corporate office.

This episode's Halftime Show features...

Mindscapes & Magic

Mage Hand High Five

A special thank you to our Ko-Fi Members!

La Madio

Featuring...

Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic

Anna Eliza as Violetta

Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon

Aaron Owens as Pogo

Taylor Murchie as Cecily

Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains innuendo, deceit, death, grief, and gaslighting. Listener discretion is advised.

Right after the disastrous finale of The Dowry aired on live television across Divitotum proper, Elona's "top" newspaper The Weekly Lyre's executive editor, Peter P. Peterson has decided it's time to run an exclusive story on our Not-Quite-Heroes, employing the help of up-and-coming journalist and second year student, Clarence Guliard, who's secretly moonlighting as the president of a fan club dedicated to the party!

As Clarence travels from Moondollars, Juno's office, and even a run-in with Stu Dent, he recounts The Killer's many acts of... "heroism" throughout their first year at ACE!

PARALOGUE VII - "Off the Record" features...

La Madio Butler as Clarence Guliard

Noah Bryan as Frank Twenty-Six, Juno, Stu, and Agent Q

Anna Eliza as Francesca Two, Agent M

Edited by Anna Eliza

Featuring...

Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic

Anna Eliza as Violetta

Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon

Aaron Owens as Pogo

Taylor Murchie as Cecily

Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our Not-Quite-Heroes have returned! In Minds Never Matter Year 2, we reunite with Sartheleon, Cecily, Pogo, and Vi finally return to the Adventuring College of Elona for their sophomore year! Our Not-Quite-Heroes are in for some big changes... including a brand-new face joining the party!

Featuring...

Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic

Anna Eliza as Violetta

Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon

Aaron Owens as Pogo

Taylor Murchie as Cecily

Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CW: This episode features mentions of nudity, sexual innuendo, strong language, substance use, violence, gore, and death. Listener discretion is advised.

After discovering the truth behind The Dowry’s production alongside Reina, our Not-Quite-Heroes are thrown into a true life-or-death battle against the show’s producer: a ravenous Beholder hellbent on exposing the flaws with modern romance!

While Pogo, Cecily, Magna Kee and the surviving cast members try to take the production team down, Reina tells Sartheleon about her own experiences with love, and offers him a grim warning for the future.

Featuring...

Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic

Anna Eliza as Violetta

Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon

Aaron Owens as Pogo

Taylor Murchie as Cecily

Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter features graphic content, substance use, violence, themes of being watched and paranoia, stalking, romance, and sexual innuendo. Listener discretion is advised.

Things are starting to heat up in the villa! With Reina being eliminated, the cast is starting to thin out as our Not-Quite-Heroes are thrown into another challenge to earn some cold hard cash and survive the next round of eliminations!

Meanwhile, Sartheleon does what he does best and sneaks off into the producer’s office to try and uncover the secret behind the death game they’ve been forced to participate in.

Plus, Magna Kee seems to have become intimately familiar with SteamX2.

Featuring...

Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic

Anna Eliza as Violetta

Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon

Aaron Owens as Pogo

Taylor Murchie as Cecily

Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor

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CW: This episode features content that some listeners may find disturbing or uncomfortable, including sexual content, innuendo, romance, character death, body horror, stalking, substance use, and violence. Listener discretion is advised.

As our Not-Quite-Heroes get their footing as contestants on The Dowry, we see them get cozy with their fellow contestants and participate in their first challenge! After, we see the party adjust to their temporary life in the villa, with Sartheleon being accosted by a mysterious young woman who seems weirdly fixated on him, and Cecily getting hit on by an Elonian monster hunter named Hazel. While they’re fighting for survival, Magna Kee has quickly become an audience favorite, raking in a generous donation from a certain nobleman...

Featuring...

Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic

Anna Eliza as Violetta

Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon

Aaron Owens as Pogo

Taylor Murchie as Cecily

Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CW: Character death, sexual content and innuendo, violence, mild gore, unhealthy relationship dynamics.

Minds Never Matter is BACK! In the first episode of the Summer Vacation mini-series, DM'd by Anna Eliza, we follow our Not-Quite-Heroes a few months after the events of Year 1's finale as they take on their most perilous journey yet: a summer internship taking them to the sun-kissed sands of Solra to work as hired muscle on the set of Divitotum's hottest new reality television series The Dowry.

Absolutely everything is above board and nothing could go wrong. Right? Right.

Featuring...

Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic

Anna Eliza as Violetta

Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon

Aaron Owens as Pogo

Taylor Murchie as Cecily

Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the incident at House Victosolis and the investigation following the matriarch's death, Violetta Victosolis was allowed a brief moment of freedom before being taken into the custody of the Old-Blood Council for a more... formal trial to decide her fate.

Officially taking on the name "Vi", we follow the scorned heiress of House Victosolis after the rest of her party has departed Elona for the summer, and her daily routine with her rigid new friend. 

"Freedom, Sanctioned" was written, narrated, and edited by Anna Eliza (@locallvluplady)

Additional voices by Noah Bryan (@noahjbryan)

Featuring...

Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic

Anna Eliza as Violetta

Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon

Aaron Owens as Pogo

Taylor Murchie as Cecily

Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.