In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we standeth transfix'd on the beaches of Paradise yet again, pining after love long sought. We gaze in awe as young lov'rs falleth in and out of relationship with one anoth'r, two beautiful men wage candied war for the affections of their lov'r, young mistress Demi finally maketh a decision, and our fine host Carter hast writ a very goode verse to commemorate the occasion.

Join us for the fourth part of Chunks In Paradise, and tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!