In this not-so-bite-sized not-so-Mini-Monday.....okay, look, we're not gonna sugarcoat it. You caught us. This barely qualifies as a Mini-Monday. It's more of a Maximum-Monday. In our defense, we had lots of actual, legitimate, important business to take care of in this episode, and two of our three hosts just couldn't seem to agree on anything at all. We're also like ninety percent sure that Allison Janney makes an appearance in this episode, but who can really be sure if she's in something at all?

Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! They're usually shorter than this.