Welcome back to your favorite cosmic rollercoaster, "Saviors of the Metaverse!" Strap in as we zoom through a galaxy of giggles and wisdom, tackling everything from the existential butter crisis to Shakespearean text messages. Here’s what’s cooking in today's episode. But first, hit pause and snag something you haven’t used since the last solar eclipse. Ready to donate or ditch? Great! Because we’re about to dive headfirst into the art of the minimalism mindset -- and trust us, you’ll need the extra space for all the laughs we've packed in!

1. What Kind of Butter Do You Like?
Butter enthusiasts, unite! Is Sunbutter the unsung hero of spreads or just a nutty imposter? Let's churn through the debate and spread some joy (and maybe some Sunbutter).

2. We Have It Good in America
Time to count our stars and stripes! Let's get real about the luxuries of American life. Warning: Side effects may include sudden bursts of patriotism and an urge to hug an eagle.

3. Why Do We Do This Show?
A moment of existential crisis, podcast style. Why are we here? For the fame, the glory, or just because we forgot to cancel the studio booking? 

4. English vs Old English and Shakespeare
To be or not to be...confused by Shakespeare. We're decoding thy old English and wondering if Shakespeare would've used emojis. Not really.

5. & Juliet Broadway Musical and Changing the Story
What if Juliet didn't need Romeo to have a good time? We talk about flipping scripts and Broadway musicals that make history go, "Wait, what?"

6. The Life of a 'Pick Me'
Feeling like the main character in "High School Musical: The Quest for Cool"? We're dissecting the 'pick me' saga – where every day feels like a quest for the 'Most Likely to be Noticed' award. But here’s the twist: in our world, everyone's a star -- no auditions necessary!

7. Don't Explain What It All Means
Dive into the pool of life's mysteries – no lifeguard on duty. Sometimes, the magic is in the mystery, and sometimes it’s just confusing. Either way, no explanations allowed!

8. Apple Has 2.5 Million Podcasts, But Only 450K Are Active
In a sea of 2.5 million podcasts, we're the ones waving at you from the lighthouse of awesomeness. Let's chat about why the other 2.05 million might be taking a little podcast nap.

9. 30-Day Minimalist Challenge
Can you live with less and laugh more? We dare you to try. Clear your clutter, find your zen, and maybe misplace your car keys in the process.

That's all for today's episode of "Saviors of the Metaverse." Remember, in a world full of podcasts, you've chosen the one that saves you from boredom. Keep laughing, keep thinking, and we’ll see you in the next dimension of delightful absurdity! 

Oh and smash that subscribe button like it's the snooze on Monday morning! 

And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:

• Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | content production
• Jared Nichols: LinkedIn | leverage your future
• Saviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTube

Credits:

• This episode: "Minimalism Mindset + Sunbutter Goodness, Meaning, 2.5M Podcasts" was produced by the team at KazCM
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