Script Rippers Mike and Hobert are back and headin’ to the Border...lands, that is! In this minisode the guys see if they can rewrite a movie they didn’t like to make a movie they would like out of Eli Roth’s disastrous shooter game adaptation, Borderlands. How did the torture porn king create a movie so bloodless and boring about a game where you’re pretty much always firing machine guns? We might never know, but at least it gives Mike and Hobert the raw materials to pitch a movie about inventory management for real gamers.