Please Make This

When a rare whiskey leads drink influencer Mat to a remote Scottish village, they find a place where magical creatures live in peace, guarded by an ancient dragon. After making an agreement with the dread dragon Dianana, Mat shows the world this magical place, and life quickly changes for Dianana and the fragile place she protects. What happens when a creature of legend grows tired of a partnership with an increasingly callous media personality? 

Scripts start at 1:12:17

Starring

Whitney Chitwood

Hobert Thompson

Laura Petro

And Ned Jorts

Parcival Placebo was certain that his small town pharmacy was going to be yet another failed business venture in his sad life till an act of desperation causes a sensation in quiet Springfield. Trying to drum up some sales, Parcival sells some customers a fake cure-all, pills that promise big results, but are secretly just sugar. When the people of the town start to experience real results from the dubious miracle pills, Parcival and his wife Helen have to decide if the people of the town should ever find out the truth. Join us for a musical retelling of the medical phenomenon! PLACEBO!

Scripts start at 37:50

Starring

Hobert Thompson

Laura Petro

And Eamon Hegarty as Parcival Placebo

The time has come for the seventh Saw installment: Saw 3D where the only thing more cutting edge than Jigsaw's knives is the stunning use of 3D technology.  Laura and Nate are opening yet another bottle of Apothic Red to wind down and see what happens next in the epic tale that is Jigsaw's kingdom of murder. New Jigsaw is not happy with the late Jigsaw's wife and he will do anything to get back at her. Will he win? Will he lose? Who knows! (We do because we watched the movie!) 

Stellox the Wise is an immortal wizard, a master of magic who has guided the fate of the world since the days of kings and dark lords. But that was then, and now in a more mundane future, there’s really nothing for him to do. Splitting his time between a shitty day job and completing underwhelming side quests for neighbors, Stellox decides it might be time to finally retire. But when a young wizard arrives to take his place, Stellox finds one last adventure in preparing his enthusiastic replacement for the “real world” and spending some time saying goodbye to the friends and foes he made over his illustrious career. 

Scripts start at: 48:21

Starring

Hobert Thompson

Zach Hacker

Laura Petro

With David Feinberg as Stellox The Wise

Sup, Bros? In this Please Make This Miniseries, host Hobert and his brother Andy discuss and review films about, for, or even by brothers. Well, kinda. They did Step Brothers this time, which while not technically about brothers, does feature brothers and when you think about it, he's not a step brother, he’s a brother who stepped up. Tune in as Hobert and Andy revisit a college bro classic and see if the Catalina Wine Mixer climax is funny enough to wade through too much aughts-style improvised dialogue. 

When the small town of New Middleburg is threatened by a malevolent industrialist, it’s up to a ragtag group of local heroes to save the day! Coming from all walks of life and united by agreeing to model for a very sexy charity calendar, these above-average citizens use the powers of the calendar (and also their jobs) to fight evil wherever it threatens the town. And when the evil of Lightning Industries grows too strong, they’ll need to unite the town to unlock their ultimate power! 

Scripts at 50:43

Starring

Hobert Thompson

Laura Petro

Dev Middleton

Beckett Kenny

And Lauren Kapinski as Glenna

Come hither dear listener and join PMT host Laura and her partner, Nick as they do not review a movie or other form of media. Instead they're visiting the iHop down the street from them and regaling the experience in a review that's sure to dazzle and entertain. You're welcome! 

Kitten Caboose is the star of his own rootin’ tootin’ cartoon series set on a goofy train passing through a Wild West town. One day, Kitten Caboose discovers he can venture beyond his small world and finds a beautifully rendered video game called Tome of Mana where he can be more than just a cartoon conductor. But when the villain of his series find his foe missing, he goes looking for him, and wherever the sinister Ollie Outlaw goes, trouble is close behind...

Scripts start at 46:25

Starring

Laura Petro

Sadie Lancrete

Hobert Thompson

Nathan Hall

And Ryan Trimble as Kitten Caboose 

Happy belated Memorial Day, everyone! During last week’s holiday, Hobert invited over some pals from the neighborhood for a hotdog-topping-themed cookout and casual hang, which can only mean one thing: another edition of At The Parties w/ Hobert! Find out the recent films Hobert’s guests have seen and what they thought about them in this minisode that will make you feel like you’re in a crowded kitchen waiting for people to stop talking so you can grab a beer from the fridge! 

Movies Reviewed:

Babes

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Priscilla

Mad Max: Fury Road

Celine & Julie Go Boating

Air Doll

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

The Mummy 

The Stranger (this is the ??? Hulu film that gets referenced)

A Taxing Woman

Forbidden Zone

I Saw the TV Glow

Rod Townsend is an aspiring storm chaser who gets more than just exciting storm footage when he joins a professional storm chasing crew that encounters a storm that seems to be hunting them. No matter where they go, the storm follows, and it’s clear that its target is Rod. Can Rod and the Mackman crew ride the lightning and outrun this rogue storm, or will they be struck down by the wicked weather??

Scripts start at 44:08

Starring

Laura Petro

Hobert Thompson

Dan Sonenberg

Sadie Lancrete

And Erik Morrison as Rod