Please Make This

Paul Brunswick is an explorer, naturalist, and photographer on a journey to document wild areas in the late 1890s. When he stumbles upon an impossibly futuristic city in the middle of nowhere, his life is changed forever as he is drawn to explore and learn from the mysterious computer system that runs the empty, spotless city. How long will Paul spend in this technological paradise? And when he leaves, will he still recognize the world he left behind?

Scripts start at 36:55

Starring

Hobert Thompson

Jake Steelman

Laura Petro

And Maddy Morningstar as The City

Script Rippers Mike and Hobert are back and headin’ to the Border...lands, that is! In this minisode the guys see if they can rewrite a movie they didn’t like to make a movie they would like out of Eli Roth’s disastrous shooter game adaptation, Borderlands. How did the torture porn king create a movie so bloodless and boring about a game where you’re pretty much always firing machine guns? We might never know, but at least it gives Mike and Hobert the raw materials to pitch a movie about inventory management for real gamers. 

Victoria is nervous to attend a Halloween party with her new friend Cynthia and her rich pals, but excited to join an exclusive social circle. When attendees at the wild party start to die at the hands of a deranged killer dressed in a cheap Dracula costume, no one knows who’s next and danger lurks around every corner. Can the new friends - one a naive ingenue, one a old-money party girl - survive Blood Night... and the terrible truth of who they really are?

Scripts start at: 37:16

Starring 

Ned Jorts

Hobert Thompson

Laura Petro

And Sadie Lancrete 

When a rare whiskey leads drink influencer Mat to a remote Scottish village, they find a place where magical creatures live in peace, guarded by an ancient dragon. After making an agreement with the dread dragon Dianana, Mat shows the world this magical place, and life quickly changes for Dianana and the fragile place she protects. What happens when a creature of legend grows tired of a partnership with an increasingly callous media personality? 

Scripts start at 1:12:17

Starring

Whitney Chitwood

Hobert Thompson

Laura Petro

And Ned Jorts

Parcival Placebo was certain that his small town pharmacy was going to be yet another failed business venture in his sad life till an act of desperation causes a sensation in quiet Springfield. Trying to drum up some sales, Parcival sells some customers a fake cure-all, pills that promise big results, but are secretly just sugar. When the people of the town start to experience real results from the dubious miracle pills, Parcival and his wife Helen have to decide if the people of the town should ever find out the truth. Join us for a musical retelling of the medical phenomenon! PLACEBO!

Scripts start at 37:50

Starring

Hobert Thompson

Laura Petro

And Eamon Hegarty as Parcival Placebo

The time has come for the seventh Saw installment: Saw 3D where the only thing more cutting edge than Jigsaw's knives is the stunning use of 3D technology.  Laura and Nate are opening yet another bottle of Apothic Red to wind down and see what happens next in the epic tale that is Jigsaw's kingdom of murder. New Jigsaw is not happy with the late Jigsaw's wife and he will do anything to get back at her. Will he win? Will he lose? Who knows! (We do because we watched the movie!) 

Stellox the Wise is an immortal wizard, a master of magic who has guided the fate of the world since the days of kings and dark lords. But that was then, and now in a more mundane future, there’s really nothing for him to do. Splitting his time between a shitty day job and completing underwhelming side quests for neighbors, Stellox decides it might be time to finally retire. But when a young wizard arrives to take his place, Stellox finds one last adventure in preparing his enthusiastic replacement for the “real world” and spending some time saying goodbye to the friends and foes he made over his illustrious career. 

Scripts start at: 48:21

Starring

Hobert Thompson

Zach Hacker

Laura Petro

With David Feinberg as Stellox The Wise

Sup, Bros? In this Please Make This Miniseries, host Hobert and his brother Andy discuss and review films about, for, or even by brothers. Well, kinda. They did Step Brothers this time, which while not technically about brothers, does feature brothers and when you think about it, he's not a step brother, he’s a brother who stepped up. Tune in as Hobert and Andy revisit a college bro classic and see if the Catalina Wine Mixer climax is funny enough to wade through too much aughts-style improvised dialogue. 

When the small town of New Middleburg is threatened by a malevolent industrialist, it’s up to a ragtag group of local heroes to save the day! Coming from all walks of life and united by agreeing to model for a very sexy charity calendar, these above-average citizens use the powers of the calendar (and also their jobs) to fight evil wherever it threatens the town. And when the evil of Lightning Industries grows too strong, they’ll need to unite the town to unlock their ultimate power! 

Scripts at 50:43

Starring

Hobert Thompson

Laura Petro

Dev Middleton

Beckett Kenny

And Lauren Kapinski as Glenna

Come hither dear listener and join PMT host Laura and her partner, Nick as they do not review a movie or other form of media. Instead they're visiting the iHop down the street from them and regaling the experience in a review that's sure to dazzle and entertain. You're welcome!