Please Make This

Kitten Caboose is the star of his own rootin’ tootin’ cartoon series set on a goofy train passing through a Wild West town. One day, Kitten Caboose discovers he can venture beyond his small world and finds a beautifully rendered video game called Tome of Mana where he can be more than just a cartoon conductor. But when the villain of his series find his foe missing, he goes looking for him, and wherever the sinister Ollie Outlaw goes, trouble is close behind...

Scripts start at 46:25

Starring

Laura Petro

Sadie Lancrete

Hobert Thompson

Nathan Hall

And Ryan Trimble as Kitten Caboose 

Happy belated Memorial Day, everyone! During last week’s holiday, Hobert invited over some pals from the neighborhood for a hotdog-topping-themed cookout and casual hang, which can only mean one thing: another edition of At The Parties w/ Hobert! Find out the recent films Hobert’s guests have seen and what they thought about them in this minisode that will make you feel like you’re in a crowded kitchen waiting for people to stop talking so you can grab a beer from the fridge! 

Movies Reviewed:

Babes

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Priscilla

Mad Max: Fury Road

Celine & Julie Go Boating

Air Doll

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

The Mummy 

The Stranger (this is the ??? Hulu film that gets referenced)

A Taxing Woman

Forbidden Zone

I Saw the TV Glow

Rod Townsend is an aspiring storm chaser who gets more than just exciting storm footage when he joins a professional storm chasing crew that encounters a storm that seems to be hunting them. No matter where they go, the storm follows, and it’s clear that its target is Rod. Can Rod and the Mackman crew ride the lightning and outrun this rogue storm, or will they be struck down by the wicked weather??

Scripts start at 44:08

Starring

Laura Petro

Hobert Thompson

Dan Sonenberg

Sadie Lancrete

And Erik Morrison as Rod

In the not-so-distant future, music has become a product made by corporations to keep the masses placated, maaaaaaan. When Jacklyn Marshall, a high-powered music producer for one of the monolithic record companies, makes a bet with a fellow executive that she can make a band out of human nobodies that will out-perform their hit holographic star, Constantine. Can the rag tag members of Gladiator beat the machine and save music forever? Or are they…The Last Band??

Scripts start at 1:08:41

Starring

Hobert Thompson

Mark Soloff

Laura Petro

Nick Olson

Mary Fiala

With Music by Mike Scipioni and Hobert Thompson

This time on Let's See Saw, Laura and Nate are watching the 6th Saw movie (appropriately titled Saw 6). Jigsaw is dead, but his legacy lives on via new the Jigsaw: Mark (his cop predecessor). Jigsaw-Mark is after an icky insurance guy who he makes go through a house of traps that ultimately lead to many of his coworkers' demise. But that's not all! Mrs. Jigsaw is reviewing the late-Jigsaw's last will and testament and she's going to make sure his wishes are carried out as he intended, if it's the last thing she does! 

An icy, doomed world. A woman searching for something across the vast tundra. A rugged hunter, a friendly robot, a monstrous creation. A world without hope gets very cold. Join The Traveler as she makes her journey across the ice, and find out if this world can be saved by the same people who ruined it... 

Scripts start at 1:07:42

Starring

Kelsey Blackwell

Laura Petro

Hobert Thompson

Luis Badillo

And Cassie Middlemist as The Traveler

Script Rippers Hobert and Mike are back for their first ever sequel, returning to the very sexy moon of Veldt for more Rebellin.’ In this installment of Zach’s Synder “whatever, I’ll make my own Star Wars!” series, Kora and the rest of her gang of 2-dimensional space warriors prepare for a showdown with the empire by harvesting grain for a surprisingly large portion of the film’s run time. Join the Rippers as they turn this bland Seven Samurai rehash into an ode to farming equipment that’s equal parts agricultural revolution, Transformers, and Baja Blast!

Francis is a great architect, but struggles with his daily interactions with the people around him. From standing up to his cruel boss to talking to the beautiful neighbor he has a crush on, Francis is paralyzed by the thought of making the wrong move. When he discovers a city building video game called Blueprints that allows the user to create their own world, he mods the game to allow him to practice all the social encounters he fears. But as Francis gains confidence in his fictional world, the boundaries between game and real life start to blur as he pushes the game - and the characters inside it - to a breaking point.

Scripts begin at 49:43

Starring

Hobert Thompson

Deshawn Mason

Laura Petro

With Gabe Michalski as Francis 

A warm welcome to The Cold Diaries, in which your host Laura has fallen ill with a mysterious cold and due to her lack of energy has resorted to watching movies while simultaneously doom-scrolling through various social media apps. Let her regale you with her recap of "The Tearsmith" an Italian drama/romance that's recently come out on Netflix. Unfortunately for Laura there were NO werewolves in this movie, and this sentiment will only make sense if you take a listen! 

Sit down and get ready for another thrilling venture into the world of Saw! Laura and Nate are officially half way through the horror franchise and they once again have no idea what's going to happen next.  The original Jigsaw is officially no more and it's time for his secret cop accomplice to step forward into his destiny of becoming the new Jigsaw. But unfortunately for Cop Jigsaw there's a Normal Cop hot on his tail and ready to bust him. Press play already!