Please Make This

The life of scientist Sandra Waters changed forever the night her husband and research partner Richard was murdered. In a parallel dimension, Richard Waters’ life changed forever when his wife and research partner was murdered. When two brilliant scientist, driven by grief, create a device to communicate across space and time, they find a way to solve the murders that have haunted them for years. 

Scripts start at 56:50

Starring

Laura Petro

Hobert Thompson

And Nick Olson

In this new miniseries Hobert walks you through the process he uses to run a D&D game in the hopes that he’ll make it sound fun enough that you’ll try it so your friends who want to play can finally play. In this part one, Hobert talks about his method to kick off a game by creating the seeds of a world and building as he goes (and several other valid starting points), and his earliest setting and adventure, Highstone. 

Dr. Stevenson is starting a new job at a prestigious Hollywood dental practice that caters to the rich and famous. As he learns the ins and outs of treating the elite, he starts to notice some troubling behavior from the clientele and his intensely professional boss, Dr. Gray. Someone is suggesting unnecessary, even dangerous, oral surgeries to patients and leaving them with few of their original teeth. Why is Dray Dentistry so interested in taking teeth, what dark secret lies in the surgical suite no one is allowed to enter?

Scripts start at 43:14

Starring

Laura Petro

KP

Hobert Thompson

Dane Larson 

In this minisode, Laura and Hobert take a look back at the Please Make This scripts of 2024 and talk about their favorite ideas, writing experiences, guest readers and actually-made films of 2024. Find out their faves and what movie pairs best with an order of chicken tenders and cheap beer (hint, it’s not Megalopolis!)

Well, well, well what do we have here? Have Nate and Laura finally finished their quest to watch ALL of the Saw movies? (Spoiler: they did!) More importantly, did it live up to all of their hopes and dreams? Will they ever be the same after this? Who the hell is Jigsaw in this one? And above everything: does Saw X deserve its 81% score on rotten tomatoes? 

Ho Ho Ho-bert and Mike are back for another episode of Script Rippers!!! This time the guys cozy up with a warm mug of this year’s Christmas Slop, Red One, and learn some important holiday lessons: Santa is real and delivering presents is actually possible if you suck all the magic out of it and make it Amazon, you can undo a lifetime of helping cartels find people in witness protection and abandoning your son by apologizing exactly once, and we could probably all do with a break from The Rock. Can the #1 nice list boys restructure this soulless corporate action romp into something as fun as the one scene with Krampus? Sure, but it’s going to require someone to sacrifice themselves so their ghost can pull a Marley Maneuver on Jeff Bezos!

Well, well, well look what we have here: Laura and Nate are hanging out and watching more Saw movies! This time around the Saw universe has expanded with a spinoff: Spiral. In which Chris Rock is a cop and when all the other cops start getting scooped up and killed in very Jigsaw-like fashions its up to him to fix everything. Oh, also Samuel L Jackson plays his dad!!! That's cool! 

When there’s a dangerous monster threatening a humble village you can always trust the three Elven heroes, Garth, Francis, and Loreli to save the day. When their adventures take them to a town called Green Springs, the always-victorious heroes are faced with a challenge unlike any they’ve ever faced: real stakes. A dread villain of untold power is marching his undead army to the town, and after having their fortunes told by the local wise woman, the confident trio becomes sure they have met their match and soon their doom. Will a Heroes Feast by the locals renew their faith in themselves, or will too much food, drink, and pressure erode what remains of their bravery?

Scripts start at 46:11

Starring

Laura Petro

Hobert Thompson

Maddy Morningstar

Jake Steelman

Jared Narter-Slezak

It's time for Laura and Nate to watch Saw 8, appropriately titled JIGSAW. In which its once again Cops Vs. Jigsaw only Jigsaw's BEEN dead for a minute at this point. We've done trap room, trap house, trapped insurance agent, so where can we go next? Get ready for TRAP BARN! Where 5 people with deep dark secrets are confronted with the crimes they've committed and never told a soul about. Unluckily for them, Jigsaw knows all!!! 

On their venture to watch all 10 Saw movies, Laura and Nate have taken on the side quest of also going to see Saw The Musical: The Unauthorized Parody of Saw. Mission accomplished! Listen to their little romp as they relive their viewing of the live retelling of the first movie (through song! and puppets!). They'll be back soon watching Saw movies again, we promise.