Please Make This

The history of the Tinkerman family is a quintessential American success story. From humble begins, the first Tinkerman started a legacy of technological achievement that would grow into an empire. And at the heart of it all was one family heirloom that defined their relationship to their craft: The Automaton. From a clockwork wonder to a sentient machine, the evolution of this robotic companion became the duty of every Tinkerman progeny, each adding their own contribution to The Automaton, reflecting their own time period, skill, and even flaws as the years pass and times change.  

Scripts start at 33:30

Starring

David Feinberg

Laura Petro

Michael Serio

Hobert Thompson

Hobert and Mike are back with another episode of Script Rippers!!! This time to craft a much craftier A Minecraft Movie. Join those rippin’ boyz for another round of punch-ups as they take a by-recipe blockbuster written by no less than 20 people and turn it into a movie that really captures the magic of doing chores so monsters don’t kill you while you sleep. Can Hobert and Mike bring the magic of playing games that A Minecraft Movie definitely wanted Jack Black to bring to the movie via song?

Jane Moon was an average high schooler with a part time job at the mall till the day the message arrived. A bizarre occurrence where every piece of technology capable of receiving a message displayed a request for help from a mysterious number. Though everyone else dismissed this as some kind of hoax, Jane Moon answered the call and soon found herself involved with a desperate mission by a rogue AI to stop an intergalactic conqueror. Years later, Jane has abandoned her perfectly average life to face off with the long-awaited evil, but when it arrives, will she be ready? 

Scripts start at 39:16

Starring

David Feinberg

Hobert Thompson

Laura Petro

Clarke Newton

And Kelsey Blackwell as Jane Moon

As they say: "Vroom, Vroom! It's time for Nate and Laura to watch more Final Destination!" And this time it's in 3D! Remember when that was a huge thing in 2009? We sure do! Why revamp something that isn't broken? You know the deal, a teen has a vision that them and all of their friends are going to die in a horrible accident and then they all die anyway. What's not to like? This time it's at a race track! That's fun! 

In this new miniseries Hobert walks you through the process he uses to run a D&D game in the hopes that he’ll make it sound fun enough that you’ll try it so your friends who want to play can finally play. In part two, Hobert talks about some of his favorite methods for working with players to come up with compelling, fun characters and speaks with co-host Laura to create a D&D character from scratch. Characters welcome! Remember the USA network?

Resident besties and film franchise watchers, Laura and Nate are back on a couch to watch Final Destination 3 and tell you every. single. thought. that they have ever had. This group of unlucky teens (lead by Mary Elizabeth Winstead) avoids certain death from a roller coaster mishap and in the days/weeks that follow start meeting their individual demises (it's the plot to every movie, ok?). Tune in as we talk roller coasters, friendship, and reaching a finalized destination!!! 

Razzle & Dazzle are a duo of professional wrestlers bound for stardom. They’re the complete package: big muscles, cool moves, rad attitudes. When they hit the scene the wrestling world is changed forever, but nothing lasts forever. As their legend grows, strain begins to show between the old friends, leading to a rift that will last decades. At the end of their careers, can these two titans put aside their differences outside the ring by going back in the ring? Enjoy this tale of friendship with a cold, refreshing Pepsi!

Scripts at 33:42

Starring

Eamon Hegarty

KP

Hobert Thompson

Dev Middleton

Laura Petro

Join Laura and Nate as they continue to their ultimate destination: watching all of the Final Destination movies. This time they're watching the 2003 sequel Final Destination 2 which tells the tale of a spring break trip gone fiery highway pileup. And let us tell you this movie has everything: a guy who won the lottery! a weird not explicitly stated romance between the sheriff and the main girl! some forced ties to the first movie! Tony Todd!!! and so much more!!!! 

When a landslide unearths a block of ice containing a mysterious creature in remote Flagstone Co., Ed and Terry, the couple that own the local station, decide to capitalize on the sensational find by opening a roadside attraction. But as people flock to see the gigantic beast and the local township’s mayor gloms onto the discovery, the seasons change and the creature is released from the ice. Can Ed and Terry get the people of Flagstone Co. to band together to stop this deadly threat, or will the town’s love of tourism dollars and the mayor’s overwhelming enthusiasm for the new town mascot keep them from acting as more and more people are found, torn to pieces?

Starring

Laura Petro

Hobert Thompson

Andreas Aristides

And Jared Narter-Slezak

Much like how the cast of characters in the various Final Destination movies can't seem to escape death, the world can't escape Laura and Nate sitting down to watch another movie franchise. Join two dear besties for another movie venture into your hearts and headphones as they journey into the Final Destination series: where death comes knocking at your door until you freaking answer it. Let's go all the way back to the year 2000 with the movie that started it all: Final Destination