Emmet and Ali finish the Minor Prophets series in Part 4! In Zephaniah, God describes his big special gloomy day and invites his people to join him in a game of terrifyingly futile hide and seek. In Malachi, God uses circular logic and half-assed rhetoric to convince his people that they are robbing him with their pitiful tithes and their poopy sacrifices. And, naturally, God gets butt naked in Micah and has a good wail. And if you think the bible doesn't address morning jerk off sessions, you're wrong. Check it out.

 

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