Best friend and vampire impersonator Hunter Altman joins me in my liar for a creepy night of horror. He FORCES me to watch the Honeymoon "in honor of my wedding" he says. It's very fun. I talk about metaphors of moths and how ants factor into the horror genre and basically we just laugh about bugs.

Then, I make Hunter watch Snatch and try to figure out what Brad Pitt is saying. He can't. No one can. We talk about my love of Guy Ritchie and when I discovered what a director is. We laugh, we cry, we love dogs.

I learned a lot and I had a great time.

BYE FOREVER.

Best friend and sportsball afficionado Jules Forde comes over to show me high school classic Dazed and Confused. Like all the greats, I compare it to American Graffitti, a movie I've ALSO never seen and can never spell. We talk baseball, what I THINK is cocaine and how great Parker Posey is.

Then I make him watch Cool Hand Luke and gush over effortlessness. I can't say the word "Cool" nearly enough, but boy do I try. Also I know almost no actor in the movie. I learned a lot and I had a great time.

BYE FOREVER.