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Miracle On Route 34: Part 2
Miracle On Route 34: Part 2
Virginia and Santa face extreme danger together.
Based on a post by BiscuitHammer, in 3 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.
Someone attacked Santa with a wicked-looking spiked
hand-axe, something out of a sci-fi movie. He batted the weapon aside and
clapped his open hands across the man's ears, busting his brain. Before he
dropped, Santa grabbed the corpse and swung it around in a wide arc, smashing
it into the foes surrounding him and knocking them back.
"Shit!" Ginny squealed as one of the targets
landed near her. "It's like the fucking Matrix in here!"
As he threw the corpse away, he paused very briefly and
glanced at her. "Since you happen to be right there, how about a little
mood music?"
"What?"
"I'm just saying some music would be nice if we're
going to be doing this," he called. "You're next to the entertainment
system, how about putting something on?"
"You’re shitting me, right?" she almost
complained, wincing as she heard something delicate-sounding and expensive
smash behind her amidst the wild brawl. She stared at the multimedia system,
flapping her arms in frustration as she tried to focus through the noise. This
couldn't be happening. She clutched the sleeves of her plush robe for a moment,
trying to concentrate on its soft, fuzzy texture and center herself. She'd
almost forgotten the large nerf gun in her hands but ignored it now, fixing her
gaze on the mp3 playlist. She pressed a button.
"Silent night; Holy night;" Bing
crooned through the room.
"Not really what I had in mind!" Santa mentioned
loudly as he rammed his knee into a man's chin. "Try again!"
Ginny bit her lip and pressed the button again, this time
rewarded with Gary Glitter singing 'Another Rock And Roll Christmas'.
"Still not quite there," he said as he snapmared
another foe. "Better, but not quite!"
"Well I don't know!" she shouted in exasperation.
"What kind of music do you put on while Santa kills things in your living
room?"
Santa turned sideways and thrust his foot out, kicking an
intruder in the chest and sending him sprawling backwards, rolling head over
heels until he thumped into the entertainment system, jolting it and skipping
the player.
"I am a bitch. How do you want me?
From behind, or on my knees?
I am a slut, please hold me down,
I'll be your noise,
This shit will fuck you up!"
"Perfect!" he declared as he fought, swarmed once
again by foes.
"Seriously?" Ginny yelled. "Combichrist is
Santa's fucking fighting groove?"
"I'm trying to figure out why you have it on your
playlist," Santa replied. "I don't remember you liking
aggrotech!"
"Why the hell do you of all people even know what it is?"
she shot back, wincing as she watched another body sail into the opposite wall
with a sickening crunch before dropping to the floor and
leaving a huge, crumbling dent in the stone.
'This Shit Will Fuck You Up!'
"I prefer the term 'Hellektro' myself," he added.
"And I know all songs, silly. I remember when the Dayglo Abortions wrote
that 'Hey Santa!' song back in the '80's, they didn't get presents for”
"I didn't ask, why are you answering?" she hissed.
"Kill! Kill!"
All the while, the pounding rhythms of the music filled the
room.
"I am a bitch. How do you want me?
From behind, or on my knees?
I am a slut, please hold me down,
I'll be your noise,
This shit will fuck you up!"
"Well, at least we know why it's on your playlist,
anyway!" he mentioned as he broke someone's back over his knee.
"Very funny, red man!" Ginny hissed, scowling. She
ducked wildly as another assailant flew overhead and landed in the Jacuzzi, his
neck slamming against the hard edge with a snap noise and then
tilting at a strange angle, his eyes wide and unseeing.
"Fucking hell," she muttered. "These guys eat
too much red meat!"
Santa smashed two heads together before punting a third man
in the chest, sending him staggering back until he fell against the
entertainment unit, right next to Ginny, his eyes spiraling in his head. She
scowled down at him for a moment before smashing the pitcher of nog on his
cranium and sending him to the floor.
Every single intruder stopped and turned to look at her
suddenly, their eyes narrowing and turning very yellow.
"Eep;" Ginny said quietly, going pale.
They all howled and lunged toward her, even as Santa fought
to reach her first. She shrieked in fright.
"Darn it, Ginny!" he shouted in what almost
sounded like irritation. "I told you not to do anything!"
"You said not to use the stupid nerf gun!" she
shot back as she dodged wildly and began to run around, evading her pursuers.
"I meant don't do anything to get
yourself noticed!" he growled as he bulldogged one man's head into the
floor. He sprang to his feet and grabbed another man by the back of the head,
ramming his face into the stone wall, creating a small crater from which the
body slumped only slowly and wetly.
"How the hell did they not notice the mostly naked girl
in the room?" she yelled, sprinting around the circumference of the room,
being chased by yellow-eyed foes.
"They're mostly quantum, they don't always perceive
real-state things or beings until they're interacted with!" he answered.
"They weren't looking for you until you announced yourself!"
"Oh, you and your weird physics shit!" she
groused, her robe coming more and more undone as she ran. One of her tits was
exposed, bouncing annoyingly and the nipple hardening as a cold wind from the
endless holes in her walls and windows blew into the room. "Now
what?"
"Well, since they know you're here, you might as well use
the gun," he answered as he tackled a small knot of them who were looking
to cut off her avenue of escape. "At least then you can defend yourself if
you're careful!"
"The fuck am I supposed to do?" she shouted
angrily as she clutched the ridiculous, useless gun. "Nerf them to death?
Hope I shoot one foam dart down a throat and hope the bastard chokes and dies?"
"Didn't you just let me inside all of your
orifices?" he pointed out as he spun low, sweeping one foe's feet from
under him and then taking him by the ankles to slam him off the floor.
"Trust me, Virginia!"
"Dammit!" she spat, steeling her nerve, hoping her
resolve was harder than her nipple currently was. Taking a deep breath, she
stopped running and spun, pointing the gun and pulling the plastic trigger;
She yelped in astonishment as coruscating arcs of lightning
crackled and lashed out from the muzzle, enveloping several foes, who wailed in
glowing agony before disappearing from view.
"Jesus H Fucking Tesla!" she exclaimed in
amazement as she gaped down at her toy.
"Virginia, language!" Santa warned.
She rolled her eyes and pointed at another man rushing her,
pulling the trigger and watching him explode in a shower of scintillating
particles.
"This shit will fuck you up!" blared
the speakers.
The wall splintered next to Ginny and several terrifying
creatures barged in, causing her to shriek in fright, they were easily Santa's
size, vaguely humanoid but covered in a greyish, segmented carapace, with
insectoid heads, evil-looking mandibles and huge claws at the end of four arms.
They hissed as the lunged for her.
"Fuck fuck fuck!" cried out as she began running.
"Fucking hate motherfucking bugs!"
She fired wildly behind herself without looking, managing to
strike one of the new creatures but only slowing it down. Ginny raced for the
stairs, stampeding up them only to find more of the yellow-eyed humanoids
waiting for her.
"Santa!" she cried out in terror.
"Help!"
He glanced her way and grimaced at her predicament.
"Aw, hell;"
With a strength born of the desperation to protect one of
his precious children, he surged forward, shoulder-blocking his way through a
knot of assailants, springing through the air with astonishing agility,
alternately using the wall and railing of the stairs to get to the upper floor,
twisting and executing a flying kick that downed a foe about to attack Ginny.
"Good thing I wore my enhanced parkour boots tonight,
eh?" he muttered as he glared at the foes crowding to get up the stairs or
down the hallway at them.
"I don't even know what that means." Ginny
snapped, backing up warily as the horde coming for them grew in numbers.
"If that's some sort of geek speak, then we, are you getting bigger?"
"I guess I am," he replied, grimly, glaring at
their foes. "I don't expect what I'm saying to make sense, but the other
iterations of me, my other selves, they're all coming here, merging with me to
help meet the threat."
"You're; consolidating?" she asked in disbelief.
"That's one way to look at it," he said, his blue
eyes flashing. "It's gonna make finishing the Christmas run tight if I get
held up here much longer."
"Oh, terribly sorry if I'm inconveniencing you, your
highness." Ginny said, trying to not sound too snide. He put his body
between her and her foes, backing her up against the wall.
"They can't come through the wall you're up against,
it's the South wall," he said quietly but with a sense of urgency.
"You're safe from that angle. You can fire your gun past me or over the
rail at the guys down below. Since they're trying to reach you that means
they've solidified enough that they can't do crazy things like jump seven
meters up to reach you, they'll have to use the stairs."
"I thought they were after you." Ginny said hotly.
"They were, until you announced yourself with a jug of
nog," he pointed out. "Now they want to destroy you to hurt me."
"Oh. Sorry." Ginny mumbled somewhat sheepishly.
"You can make it up to me later!" he said as he
surged forward suddenly, bulling his way through the approaching crowd,
clotheslining several at once. Shouts went up and the fight was on again. Santa
punched, kicked, elbowed, kneed and wrenched his way through the enemy horde.
Ginny swore he was indeed bigger than he had been earlier. His already hard
body physique was almost bulging with muscles now, like a California beach
bodybuilder. Black blood glistened on his flawless skin as he maimed the
attackers. Droplets that hit the carpet sizzled and ate through it, burning the
hardwood floor beneath.
"No!" Ginny wailed in despair. "Not the
hardwood! I loved that feature!"
She glared and gritted her teeth as she leaned over the
railing and pointed the nerf gun down at the endless crowd on the main floor,
pulling the trigger. The crackling arcs of energy enveloped several foes, who
wailed and vanished. Same as before, the giant insectoids rarely disappeared
but seemed slowed or staggered by the attack.
Santa fought his way forward, forcing the attackers back
from Ginny. Try as they might, no one got by him, even if it meant that they
could strike at him instead. He took their assaults resolutely, using his body
as a shield to protect her. Before long, the floor of the hallway was littered
with bodies, some barely stirring, others not moving at all. Still, the foes
swarmed up the stairs.
One of the bug-things swiped at him with its vicious claws
and he ducked under the blow before kicking his boot into one of the
reverse-jointed legs, snapping it. The bug screeched and tumbled and he leapt
onto its back, grabbing hold of one of the large, wet-grey chitinous plates
that armored its back and pulled, it tore away with a mushy crack and
the beast's keened agony as it shuddered and thrashed. Without pausing, Santa
whirled around and slammed the exoskeletal plate across several men's heads,
dropping them.
Ginny kept firing the nerf tesla gun, wondering what sort of
sociopath would invent a deadly weapon that looked like a famous kid's toy. She
pushed it from her mind, realizing that she wanted to live and didn't care at
the moment about the social mores of the issue. Santa was using the huge chitin
plate almost like a shield, driving his foes back with it to the stairs. It
finally cracked in half and he punched through the mess, unwilling to give the
enemy time to regroup.
He spun one man around with a fist across the jaw before
grabbing his arms from behind and ramming his knee into the man's back, lifting
him off the floor and letting him slam his spine onto the stairs. Without
waiting, Santa launched himself through the air, knee raised and smashed it
into the face of a man on the stair's corner landing. The foe's head went back
through the wall with a loud crunch and he hung there limply, no longer part of
the battle.
"Ack!" Ginny squawked as the nerf gun sputtered
and let out several impotent flashes and then died. "Not now! No no no!"
One foe had broken through the cordon and now raced toward
her. She yelled loudly and smashed the butt of her nerf gun into his face,
staggering him for a moment. She glared at him angrily, waiting for him to
fall, but her didn't, so she kicked him in the crotch with her instep. He
groaned and sunk to his knees, holding himself. Ginny was practically jumping
up and down on top of him by the time he stopped moving.
"Stay; the; fuck; down!" she shouted angrily as
she turned his ribcage into powder.
She failed to notice the one last foe who rushed up behind
her.
But then Santa was at her side and he delivered a
devastating haymaker to the man's thorax. Stunned, the intruder staggered back
against the railing. With a growl, Santa grabbed him by the face and ruthlessly
bent his back over the railing before leaping over and slamming his elbow
across the man's neck as he went down to the main floor. The lifeless form
crumpled next to him as he looked around, glaring.
No foes remained standing. Aside from the music, all was
quiet.
"It is safe?" Ginny called from the gallery.
"Are the scary guys and bug-thingies all gone?"
"No," Santa said warily. "And the next wave
is even bigger."
"Great!" Ginny complained, tossing the useless
nerf gun over the side. "And according to you, there's no one that can
help us!"
"I didn't say that," he countered, beckoning for
her to come down the stairs and be near him for protection. "I just said
there was no Easter Bunny."
"No Superman either, apparently," she grumbled as
she approached him, letting him put a huge arm around her possessively. He was,
indeed, bigger than ever. She was practically child-sized next to him now.
"So who the hell is there to help us?"
"If help's arriving it had better get here soon,"
he said, taking her to the remains of her big glass bay windows and back door.
The wind was howling as snow drove into the living room. What was left of it,
anyway. Which was nothing. "It's now or never. Can you see them?"
She peered into the darkness outside and a chill ran down
her spine, hundreds of red and yellow glowing eyes could be seen in the
darkness. And they seemed to be getting closer.
"Do; do they see me?" she asked, swallowing
nervously.
"I'm sure they do," he said, grimacing. "Not
going to take a chance and assume they don't. I'll do everything I can to
protect you, of course."
"Is; is that going to be enough?"
She could hear the angry hisses and an evil chanting outside
clearly now, getting closer with each moment. It pained Santa that he couldn't
lie to her.
"I don't know, Virginia."
She sighed and smiled weakly. "Well, at least I know
there's a Santa Claus now. And he gave me the night of my life before it all
ended."
He returned the smile, trying to feign a cheerfulness he
didn't feel.
"I don't;" Ginny faltered, trying to find the
words. "I don't suppose that you'd; well; that you'd be willing to kiss me
one last time? You know, before the end?"
He turned to look down at her, his hands holding her arms
with an unreal gentleness and a warmth in his eyes that comforted her even now.
"Nothing would make me happier, Virginia."
She smiled and closed her eyes. "Merry Christmas,
Santa."
"Merry Christmas, Virginia;" he said softly as he
leaned down to kiss her.
Then the night was filled with high-pitched shrieks, a noise
that made her eyes snap open. She'd heard noises like that before, once a long
time ago in grade school. It sounds like the hissing passage of meteors above,
and getting closer. Or what she imagined artillery sounded like when it was incoming,
like in all those war movies.
Santa's head turned and an almost evil grin crept over his
face as he listened. "That's more like it!" he declared, standing
tall and pointing at the blackness of the night. "Watch the sky, Virginia;"
She looked up and noticed glittering points of light, dozens
of them, seeming to get closer. The hissing shriek was indeed their approach
and they seemed to be aimed right at them. She felt Santa's hand squeeze on her
shoulder, almost in excitement. His blue eyes were blazing ferociously.
Finally, what looked like dozens of giant icicles, each
larger and longer than a semi, lanced out of the night sky and slammed into the
earth around her house, shaking it as they buried their tips in the frozen
ground and came to a stop. Several impaled the intruders as they came in, while
others kicked up a covering spray of snow as the enemy stopped and looked
around in confusion.
Then doors or portals opened on the sides of the titan
icicles and tall, lithe beings began leaping out of them, wearing weird,
form-fitting armor and carrying space-age guns and swords or axes. Their armor
and long hair was a riot of colors that was reflected by the snow and ice.
Wild, ululating war cries pierced the air.
And a savage, bloody battle began on her property.
"Who the hell are they?" Ginny almost yelled in
astonishment as she watched. They moved with inhuman grace and speed, the ones
not wearing helmets revealing long, beautiful facial features that were often
frightening because of the wrath they displayed. The helmets were all tall and
peaked, showing fearsome designs and glowing eyes. Weird runes pulsed and
throbbed with light all over their armor. Guns hissed and shrieked while swords
hummed as they slew.
"My elves," Santa said, clearly pleased and also
eager to fight but not willing to leave her side yet. "They got my call
and converged on my position."
"Those are elves?" she exclaimed in amazement.
"Aren't they cutesy little toy-shop people?"
"Cute myth, but no, not these ones," he replied,
watching as several elves wearing bone-white armor with feminine features raced
past, throwing themselves into a knot of the hulking bugs. They screamed and
the masks of their wild-maned helmets gave off vibrations that shook Ginny's
teeth in her head as it melted their foes' faces off. "No, a lot of my
elves are warriors, meant to help me fight Krampus. They keep Christmas safe
with me."
"What the hell are they wearing?" she asked in
disbelief. How could this weird night get any weirder?
Santa sighed. "Truth? They've been spending way too
much time playing Warhammer 40k and they; appropriated armor, weapons and
tactics from the Eldar faction. They're space elves."
"Wow. Gay;" she muttered, shaking her head.
"Well, they're certainly earning their keep tonight."
He nodded. "Been a long time since Krampus moved
against us this hard. Apparently he got bored and was feeling uppity. That or
he just forgot what a good thrashing felt like."
Ginny watched as three elves, clad in scary black armor and
wearing helmets that looked like peaked skulls, marched relentlessly forward,
firing little rockets from elaborate launchers they carried in their hands and
on suspensor harnesses. The rockets punctured the bugs' chitin shells and
exploded inside them, sending shards of exoskeleton and stinking goo in every
direction. Ginny squeaked and hid behind Santa as some of the nasty effluence
landed right where she'd been standing only a moment before.
Beams of super-heated plasma and tiny, shuriken-like
projectiles hissed and whizzed by them, the remains of her lovely house now the
center of a battleground while the winter storm raged on. Warriors in green armor,
carrying weapons that looked like a horrifying hybrid of sword and chainsaw,
tore into a knot of foes, slicing them to bloody ribbons. As savage as the
battle had been earlier, when it had just been her and Santa, she suddenly
appreciated its relative civility.
"They need my help," Santa said finally, cracking
his knuckles, his expression grim. "We have to finish this off or Christmas
won't come on time."
"I thought you said there was plenty of time."
Ginny protested, frowning up at him.
"There was," he admitted. "But in
order to defeat Krampus' minions, I summoned every single quantum iteration of
myself back to here to help me fight. No one is delivering presents anywhere at
the moment. I can't change real-time if I'm here in my entirety."
He turned and looked at her. "Hopefully we're keeping
them busy enough that they don't worry about you. Stay against the wall and
work the music, will you?"
"Manning the music station," she said, nodding,
focusing on giving herself a task. "Music for Santa and his homicidal
elves to kill by. Got it;"
She watched as Santa leapt through the shattered remains of
her bay doors into the howling storm and crashed into a knot of foes, savaging
them. She watched in disbelief for some time, trying to figure out how Santa
could kill anyone. I mean, even serial murderers got presents in prison, didn't
they? Maybe they didn't, she had no way of knowing and chalked up thinking
about this to what could only be described as the weirdest night of her life.
She squealed and dodged out of the way as a body came flying
through the doors and landed next to her. She scrambled over to the
entertainment center and stood in front of it, trying to figure out what the
hell she should play.
"Okay;" she breathed, trying to focus. "Mass
slaughter music; mass slaughter music;"
What constituted mass slaughter music? Death metal? Panic At
The Disco?
Teletubbies music?
She had no playlists, so she began cycling through the
radio, hoping to find anything that might suffice. Oldies; Christmas music; hip-hop;
trance; disco;
"Son of a fuck," she muttered. "This is
harder than it looks."
She finally came across a station playing 'Jailhouse Rock'
and decided that was good enough, she was sick of looking. She winced, trying
to ignore another splintering crash as a body came through her wall. She hugged
herself but then felt her robe. She frowned as she looked down at it, realizing
it had been thoroughly shredded in the fight earlier. Those shuriken-thingies
had been cutting it real close.
Ginny grumbled as she pulled it off and threw it away,
standing there completely naked, it hadn't been keeping her warm in its current
condition and she was thoroughly beyond giving a shit at this point about who
saw her naked. They were all too damn busy tearing one another apart anyway.
And that sort of pissed her off. She was buck-naked and no
one seemed to care.
She'd shaved her cunt for this?
"And I thought my night sucked before," she sighed
to no one in particular. "Not getting my cunt pounded had been my biggest
complaint before this hack!"
She never saw the menacing shadow that had slipped up behind
her.
Santa picked one of his foes up overhead and hurled him into
a cluster of foes, bowling them all over. He then punched another man as he
tried to run by, knocking him off his feet and into his back. A quick stamp on
his solar plexus made sure he stopped moving. The huge man thrust his fist in
the air and shouted loudly.
"Clear!" he thundered, indicating no other enemies
surrounded him. His elves responded in kind, many of them gathering in a tight
ring about him, weapons facing out as they sought to protect him. Hundreds of
bodies lay strewn across the landscape, some burning from plasma blasts, other
shredded and blown apart by rockets or sliced into bloody jerky. The storm
seemed to be abating, no longer a blizzard so much as a stiff wind and swirls
of snow.
"Sire, we detect no enemies in the immediate vicinity,"
one elf wearing blue armor with a tall, crested helmet announced, striding up
and saluting by thumping his gauntleted fist over his heart. "This attack
has been defeated."
"Maybe," Santa said, looking around warily.
"But that doesn't mean anything just yet. We have to secure the area, make
sure Virginia is alright and then get back to”
"Kringle!"
"Damn," he muttered to himself. "I thought
this was too easy."
He made several complex gestures, sending his elves fanning
out in a wide arc as he began trudging forward through the snow, heading toward
where the voice had come from out of the night. The winds and squalls of snow
continued to die down until there was an almost deafening silence, the moon
shining brightly overhead and revealing the sheer carnage of the battle that
had been waged, the snow and ice glittered with frozen blood.
"Kringle!" snarled the inhuman
voice angrily.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Santa said loudly,
scowling. "Don't get your panties in a bunch!"
He stopped in a clearing on the other side of the house,
glowering at who confronted him, the beast was not as tall as he was, nor as
muscular, but horrifying in aspect. The backward-jointed, hairy legs ended in
wicked hooves. The skin not covered in coarse black fur was almost as dark and
criss-crossed with innumerable scars. The vascular chest was crowned with a
strong neck and sitting atop it was a blasphemous head, a demonic goat's visage
from which grew four evil, twisting horns. The red eyes blazed like wrathful
coals and sharp teeth glistened wetly inside the hateful mouth.
Krampus.
And in one of his powerful, clawed hands, he held Virginia
by the neck, who looked like a rag doll.
"Hi, Santa;" she said weakly, looking very
apologetic.
Santa kept walking forward, clenching his fists.
"By all means, Kringle, keep coming forward if
you mean to slay the child." Krampus growled, starting to
squeeze and causing Ginny to shudder in fear. Santa stopped dead in his tracks,
his eyes narrowing. His elves had now cast a tight net around the scene,
hemming in Krampus. One circle of warriors faced inward, pointing their weapons
at the abomination while another behind them faced out, prepared for any
further attacks. Santa didn't move.
"Let the girl go, Krampus," he said levelly.
"This doesn't concern her."
"Oh, I beg to differ," said the
beastman in an almost non-chalant tone. "It's always about the
children, isn't it?"
"Hey!" said Ginny angrily. "I am not a child,
jerk! I'm twenty, Gurr!"
"Oh, do stop talking, you're such an
annoyance." Krampus said, giving her neck another warning
squeeze. "Let the adults work this out."
"There's nothing to work out, Krampus," Santa
growled, his blue eyes flashing. "You'll let the girl go."
"I think we both know that's not happening," intoned
the vile intruder. "She is my victory over you, and you know
it. Revenge is not only a dish best served cold but often. And not often enough
for me."
"About this cold revenge dish thing," Ginny said,
squirming slightly. "Couldn't; couldn't I just find you a nice tin can to
chew on instead?"
"Shut up, girl!" Krampus said
harshly while several elves could be heard to chuckle and even Santa smirked at
her jest. "I hold your life in my hands, to dispose of as I
please."
His foul breath crackled in the cold night air. His touch was
uncomfortably warm, almost hot and strangely kept her body from freezing in the
winter night. His touch felt evil and her skin crawled in revulsion. His
strength was terrifying.
"It wasn't enough that I slaved in coal mines for
you, giving you carbon lumps to deliver to naughty children," Krampus
growled, glaring at Santa. "It wasn't enough that I found the
worst of them and brought them to you in the night so you could lecture
them."
"Hey, nobody asked you or ordered you to do the coal
thing, pal," Santa said angrily. "And the whole kidnapping kids thing
was your idea. I decided to let you have some creative control and look what
happened. When it didn't work out, you decided that beating naughty kids with
reeds was the answer. You're damn right that wasn't good enough!"
"Silence!" Krampus snarled
loudly, stamping one of his clawed hooves and making the ground shake
dangerously. "Your kind-hearted foolishness with these puny
mortals changed nothing about their behavior! Your failure to recognize their
inherent selfishness was why our efforts were doomed!"
"These puny mortals?" Santa countered.
"You used to be one of them, Pete, remember? You were a well-behaved boy
once."
"Shut up!" growled Krampus.
"Well-behaved, but not good," Santa continued.
"You followed the rules and wanted everyone to follow rules. You were a
control freak. I brought you north to show you what kindness could do, but you
hated the cheer and the happiness and you fled to the coal mines in Greenland,
hiding in the dark where the light of Christmas couldn't touch you! And when
making kids feel bad with coal didn't bring them into line, you started the
whole whipping them with reeds thing. Good job there, Pete!"
"I'm warning you, Kringle;" Krampus
said dangerously.
"Oh, he really gets your goat, doesn't he?" Ginny
sneered, causing several elves to laugh loudly. Krampus now snarled furiously
and lifted her into the air by her neck, causing her to cry out in pain. Santa
watched warily, knowing better than to make a move.
"We seem to have an impasse," Krampus
said, an evil smile playing over his slavering mouth. "You
cannot harm me, because you know I can slay the child, but I cannot as yet slay
her because she is my bargaining chip. But my need to hurt you, old man, is so
very strong."
He lowered Ginny down until her feet were just touching the
snow-covered ground. She frowned as she heard a wet slithering sound she could
not identify.
"And there are other ways to hurt you than
slaying the poor dear, aren't there?"
Ginny felt something slimy touch her leg and then start to
crawl up it, wrapping around her smooth skin. She shuddered and squirmed in
horror as she realized exactly what was happening. The snake-like appendage
wound up her thigh and then behind her. She gasped as it slid between her ass
cheeks and then underneath to her cunt. She felt the blunt head split her lips
and then move upward again.
"Don't do this, Krampus." Santa said, trying to
figure out what to do without hurting Ginny.
"And why not?" replied the
qliphotic abomination. "Don't you have a present for me? Then I
guess I'll have to give myself one."
Krampus' organ continued to slither its way around her body,
leaving a glistening trail on her skin. She stiffened and moaned as his appendage
wrapped around her tits, squeezing them, the head pausing and teasing the
nipples.
"Hey, asshole, dinner and a movie first!" she spat
angrily. Ginny was about to say something else when the large, grayish cockhead
snaked up in front of her face and then plunged into her mouth, causing her to
gag and go silent. Her eyes widened and she thrashed furiously, but to no
avail. He was simply too strong.
"Language, young lady." Krampus
chided, still staring at Santa. "Hasn't Santa taught you
anything?"
"This isn't gonna end well for you, Pete." Santa said,
his tone dire.
"Christmas never does, Kringle," replied
the demon, his cock sliding in and out of Ginny's mouth. "I'm
just hoping to make the holiday every bit as awful and intolerable for you as
it is for me. After all, misery loves company."
He brought her body close to his head and his other hand
reached over and stroked her cunt lips, which were glistening. He leered at his
foe, knowing Santa was helpless to get closer.
"Is she good down here?" Krampus
said mockingly. "Nice and wet and tight for you? Was she the
best one ever, in the endless list of good girls you have fucked?"
Santa said nothing, just glaring at Krampus. His knuckles
were white as he clenched his fists.
"Sharing your toys is the spirit of Christmas,
isn't it?" Krampus said evilly, finally pulling his cock out
of her mouth. Ginny coughed and sputtered, tendrils of resinous spittle and
worse trailing away from her lips. She glared at Krampus but was still
immobilized.
"Just get this over with and fuck me already, whip-cock,"
she spat. "You won't be my first egotistical disappointment, trust
me."
Krampus' eyes blazed red and his tongue sped around her
naked form blindingly quickly while he released her from his clawed grip. The
tongue wrapped and immobilized her arms, holding them out straight while still
encircling her tits. It then snaked around her waist and legs, pinning those as
well while his long cock, swaying about like a cobra, came to a stop in front
of her swollen cunt lips. The head teased and tapped against the opening, causing
her to moan and squirm.
"As you wish, child;"
The head forced itself through her lips, sliding deep inside
her. Ginny cried out in a mixture of shock and indescribable pleasure. She felt
the tip of his pointed tongue probe trailing around her nipples. The
python-like length of his cock churned inside her cunt.
The blinding light behind her eyes finally receded and she
lifted her head, looking out into the night, feeling his tongue constricting
around her neck. She could dimly see a huge being in red pants and black boots
watching nearby, his powerful chest exposed. The startling blue eyes flashed in
the darkness of the night. She could tell he wanted to rescue her but didn't
dare come closer.
She gasped and shuddered as Krampus' cock pushed still
deeper inside her. She felt fuller than she had imagined possible, the
slithering appendage stretching her wide. The sticky, squelching noises were
hardly to be believed.
"Ew, gross! Hentai noises!" she
thought in revulsion.
"Krampus;" Santa warned. His elves all pointed
their weapons menacingly but he held up his hand, staying them.
"The child is naughty," Krampus
said, smiling through pointed teeth. "Very naughty. Such a
sordid past."
"Hey, back off, she was young and needed the
money!" Santa snapped defensively. "That thing with the midget and
the donkey was”
"You're not helping here!" Ginny shouted, blushing
furiously, even as Krampus violated her.
"Wicked child," growled the
vile demon, shoving his cock in and out of her, the peristaltic actions of its
length causing her to writhe and squirm in his grip, her breath coming in
ragged gasps. "Shameless. Even though I violate her, she finds
a way to be concerned about how you perceive her. I find it; titillating."
"Oh, do I make you horny?" she sneered, turning
her head to smirk at him. "Couldn't tell, looking at that head of
yours."
"Silence!" Krampus hissed,
spittle flying from his jaws, his eyes flashing angrily. "I
hold your life and death in my hands."
"How would I know?" she shot back. "Hope
you're better with your hands than you are with your cock, Billy G."
He plunged his cock deeper still inside her. She went rigid
and cried out. "That all you got?" she rasped, trying not to faint as
she felt popping inside her hips while he stetched her. "My brother got in
deeper than that when we were little!"
"Insolent!" Krampus snarled
savagely, bouncing her up and down and he fucked her harder than ever, pulling
on her arms and legs, stretching her joints til they creaked. She felt a deep,
wet heat building inside her and in spite of the horror she consciously felt
about the situation, even more dire was her need to cum. She felt her cunt
squeezing around his cock. His snake-like tongue probed her ass and wriggled
inside, further adding to her desperation. "Intholent bith, you
will be punithed!"
"What was that?" Santa asked, turning his head
slightly and putting his hand to his ear. "I couldn't understand you, it's
like you have a lisp or something."
"Don't mock meef!" Krampus said
angrily, his tongue whipping out of Ginny's ass, causing her to yelp
suddenly. "I'll kill her, Kringle!"
"Not before I cum, damn you!" Ginny panted, her
body flushed and covered in sweat as she twisted and writhed in his grip.
"Uh, so close, goddammit!"
"Language!" Santa and Krampus
both snapped at her.
"Aw, c'mon!" she wailed. "You two are total
pains in the ass! Do it, Billy! Show me what a bad boy you are!"
Krampus glared at her and began fucking her harder than
ever. "As you wish, child!"
"Krampus!" Santa shouted, reaching out his hand in
alarm. "Don't!"
Krampus grinned evilly at Santa, his teeth clenching as he
drew close to climax. His cock seemed to swell along its length, stretching her
wider still. She threw her head back and gritted her teeth, straining as she
was overwhelmed by sensation;
Santa's fist slammed across Krampus' jaw with a
powerful crack. The demonoid's eyes rolled into his head and
he crumpled to the ground. Ginny wailed in frustration as his cock pulled out
of her and retreated back to his body, like a wet, slimy Stanley tape measure.
She collapsed to her hands and knees in the snow, panting and shaking, her eyes
wide. Santa raced up and knelt next to her, his eyes shining with concern.
"Fuck;" Ginny whispered, gasping for air.
"Motherfucker;"
She looked up at her rescuer now, her eyes flashing
accusingly. "The hell? Couldn't you have let him make me cum first?"
Santa paused. "What?"
"I was so damn close!" she hissed, standing up and
stamping her foot. "I was within half a second of the orgasm of my life
and you had to choose that moment to intervene and play the
hero! Don't expect a thank you card!"
"Uh, Virginia," Santa said, rubbing the back of
his neck awkwardly, trying to figure out what to say. "If he had brought
you to orgasm, it would have killed you. When Krampus climaxes, his appendage
you were so attached to bursts into spikes, basically killing you from the
inside while denying you your orgasm."
She paused and then deflated. "Holy cobra dildos. What
a bastard."
Ginny then pointed a finger at her savior. "But you still
owe me an orgasm, then, pal. You may have rescued me from certain death, but
that doesn't mean I don't need relief."
Santa looked really confused. "What, here? Now?"
"Damn straight," she said firmly, suddenly
remembering she was buck naked in a snow-storm. In spite of the no-doubt
freezing weather, her body was still warm and very wet with need. She put her
hand down her cunt and felt around for a moment before presenting her sticky
palm and fingers to Santa for inspection. "Do I look satisfied to you? You've
already fucked me, Screamo the Goat Boy just fucked me, who cares if your
freaky gay elves watch us? I need satisfaction now and I
already am aware that you can't say no."
Santa sighed. "It's gotta be quick, Virginia. I'm
really behind, now that I'm completely temporal in one location."
"Whatever, just get me to the promised land, man."
Ginny replied, shrugging. "Who knows, maybe your entourage might enjoy a
show."
"Oh, right, about that," Santa said, standing up
tall and shouting loudly. "About; Face!"
As a single unit, the elves all turned around smartly on
their heels, still arranged in a protective ring around their liege and his
companion, weapons ready as they scanned the darkness for trouble, their eyes
glowing menacingly inside their helmets.
Santa strode up to Ginny, towering over her and ignoring the
prostrate form of the still-unconscious Krampus, snuffling nearby. She smiled
up at him, somehow warmed by his presence, in spite of the icy night she should
have frozen to death in already. He pulled her into his arms and kissed her
deeply. She moaned into his mouth as she felt her already molten core getting
even more heated in response to his touch. Tongues tangled and played as he
took her ass cheeks in his hands and squeezed them, making her shiver.
Ginny's hands fumbled with his large black belt until it
fell away and then pulled down his red pants. He pulled her onto his powerful
thighs, resting her on them. She hooked her legs behind his waist and began
grinding her wet, eager cunt against his hardening cock, which swelled readily.
Her head was almost spinning, she was so horny.
"Hmm, give it to me, baby," she purred, feeling
the head of his cock touch her cunt lips. "Make me cum hard and
fast."
She sighed loudly as he pulled her close, penetrating and
sliding deep inside her. Ginny moaned shamelessly as Santa once again began to
pump back and forth inside her. His huge cock stretched her cunt wide, but not
in the violent, violating way Krampus did. This felt warm and utterly perfect.
She nipped at the skin of his chest while he moved in and out of her.
"Yes," Ginny breathed as he began to moved faster,
pumping strongly and rhythmically. She could feel her wetness trickling down
between her cheeks, her cunt clutching at him hungrily, greedily and unwilling
to let go until it was somehow sated. "Oh, God, just what I needed. Yes,
fuck me, Santa!"
He gripped her tight and thrust into her, picking up his
pace just the way she wanted. She was gasping and yelping now and he squeezed
her cheeks, one of his fingers poking inside her puckered knot. She clenched
her teeth and groaned at the intrusion, murmuring that she loved it. She grew
warmer and warmer, her body tingling with an exquisite fire that rippled out
from her core.
Santa turned her around and set her feet on top of his
boots, bending her forward and pulling on her arms. She cried out as he fucked
her harder, his hips thumping against her ass cheeks. Her hands clenched
wildly, her breath coming in gasps as his overwhelming strength dominated her.
"Oh, God!" she panted, beginning to shudder
uncontrollably, almost drooling. "Uh, cum in me, dammit! Fucking cum in
me!"
Santa pulled on her arms even tighter as his thighs slammed
into her. Ginny strained, craning her neck, teeth clenched as she tried not to
scream, but it was no use, she wailed loudly as he came inside her, filling her
once again in a way she could not describe. Her orgasm shook every last atom of
her being, transporting her to a world of nothing but pleasure, edged with
mint.
She buckled, hanging loosely in his arms, exhausted. She'd
been fucked hard at least five times tonight and had a dreadful suspicion that
this experience would only make her libido even more hyperactive. She sighed as
Santa scooped her naked form into his arms and cuddled her against the cold.
Ginny purred and traced a fingernail across his broad chest.
"Thank you," she said quietly. "Just what the
doctor ordered. That quenched the flames, for now."
He finally put her down and she looked at the remains of her
ruined chateau, which was completely leveled and now on fire.
"Poor Oatmeal," she murmured. "Where am I
going to live?"
She scowled down at the still supine Krampus, anger flaring
in her. "It's this jack wagon’s fault. You should totally napalm his
face."
Santa looked down at her in shock. "Did you just say I
should jerk off in Krampus' face?"
"Damn right, he'd deserve it too." Ginny
announced. "That and shove your sleigh up his ass."
"I am not jizzing in Krampus'
face." Santa said, clearly repulsed by the suggestion.
"Fine, leave a woman to do a man's job," Ginny
said testily, striding over to Krampus and putting one leg on either side of
his head. She stuck three fingers inside her cunt and managed to tease out
considerable amounts of Santa's minty cum, which she smeared all over Krampus'
face and into his fur with glee, even giving him a glistening white moustache.
"Take that, asshole!"
She looked like she might have been done desecrating the
unconscious form, but then she paused and squatted over him, peeing on his body
and face, the stream steaming in the cold night air. She grinned evilly as she
thoroughly baptized him.
"Teach you to mess with me." Ginny muttered as she
walked back to Santa, nodding. The huge man had a wide smirk on his face and
shook his head slowly.
"I can't believe you just pissed all over
Krampus," he said, hugging her to him. "However, you're going to
freeze to death at this rate;"
He held out his hand and one of his elves dutifully brought
him a large, velvety red cloak, which he wrapped around her. She blushed and
smiled gratefully at his consideration, but only until he slid it off her,
revealing that she was now wearing some ridiculous 'Hot Christmas Elf' outfit,
complete with striped stockings and high heels. She looked like a Yule whore.
"Seriously?" she asked, unimpressed. "This is
your solution to my naked issues?"
He shrugged. "I liked you better naked, but you would
freeze quickly."
"Whatever," she sighed, looking down and
appreciating the considerable lift it gave her cleavage. It was incredibly
warm, in spite of how scant it was. "So now what? I still have no damn
home, you and Goatse here blew it up with your little barnyard brawl."
Santa looked around warily. "That might be the least of
your worries. The wind's picking up again, which means that another assault is
coming. We need to get out of here."
"Sire!" said one of the armored elves, thumping
his fist to his breastplate and bowing his head. "We will cover you. You
must go while you still have a head-start and the dark one is
unconscious."
Santa nodded. "Yeah, he's not gonna be happy when he
wakes up and he's really gonna want revenge on you, Virginia."
She felt her mouth go dry at the notion of another battle
and Krampus waking up to even the score. "So; now what?"
Santa shrugged. "I'd say it's fairly obvious. I've
still got to make my rounds before the night is over and I'm not leaving you
here;"
She gaped as he put his hands on her shoulders and looked
down into her eyes.
"Virginia, you're coming with me and you're going to
help save Christmas."
Chapter 3, Christmas Wishes
"How the hell do you drive this thing?" Ginny
called in a panic, her eyes wide as she held onto the reigns, twisting them
wildly as she tried to steer. Up ahead of her, eight large reindeer squealed
and thrashed their heads. The sleigh corkscrewed while it hurtled through the
cold night air, the moon shining down on them.
"Well, first of all, stop panicking," Santa
replied as he stood on the back of the sleigh, atop his huge red sack of toys.
He was more or less back to his original size she had become accustomed to, now
that he had sent his other 'iterations' of himself out over the globe to
deliver presents. "That would be an excellent start."
"Easy for you to say," she snapped, scowling back
at him for a moment since taking her eyes off her designated path seemed to
make no difference to how she was doing at navigating. "You're used to
doing this!"
"Trust me, between the two of us, you're the one with
the easy job right now and I'd be happy to trade," he called back as he
ducked wildly. A comically large rocket thundered by, with an evil-looking man
strapped to the bottom of it, swinging a weapon wildly to hit Santa. "Try
to keep her steady!"
"While dodging psychos on rockets, no problem!"
she grumbled, trying to ignore the howling wind and roaring projectiles.
"Have I mentioned Krampus is a gigantic asshole?"
"Repeatedly," Santa answered, watching warily. The
sky was threaded with jets of fire as their enemies kept coming about in
ponderous, elliptical arcs and heading back towards them, intent on their
destruction. They had only just pulled off from the smoldering remains of
Ginny's country chateau when the assault began. Krampus was nowhere to be seen,
but his minions were clearly determined to avenge him. "Maybe urinating on
him wasn't such a good idea. He never did take humiliation well."
Ginny squawked in alarm and ducked as a rocket streaked
right at her. Santa jumped in the air, doing the splits to avoid the projectile
and landing back on top of his present sack. Another tried to pull up alongside
them but Santa grabbed the harness the man was wearing and wrenched the rocket
off course, sending it speeding into one some distance away. Both rockets (and presumably
their pilots) exploded in a violent orgy of noise and flashing lights.
"Really hope people just think those are
fireworks," Santa muttered as he looked glared balefully at yet another
rocket considering approaching. "Fireworks right in the middle of the
world's most spastic meteor shower. Sure, they'll buy that;"
"Funny part is I can't tell if you're serious,"
Ginny said loudly. "If they don't believe that narrative, then they've
gotta accept that Santa Claus was engaged in an epic air battle over their town
with quantum men strapped to rockets."
"Truth is often stranger than fiction," Santa
agreed, nodding. "Fighting these jerks off is taking too much time!"
"Well, don't you have anything in your back of tricks
there?" Ginny asked. In spite of the sleigh being open, it seemed to have
some weird form of climate control and she'd been getting rather warm. To that
end she'd pulled down her top, exposing her tits to cool herself off. The
breeze allowed through made her nipples tingle delightfully, but not enough to
distract her from driving the sleigh.
After all, she often drove ninety minutes to her job wearing
a vibrating insert in her panties, so she knew for a fact she could orgasm and
still control a vehicle.
A wheeled one, at least. She wasn't so sure about a sleigh
doing Mach Three at twenty thousand feet.
"You mean a weapon?" Santa asked. "In the bag
full of toys for kids?"
"You gave me a nerf gun out of that bag and it turned
out to be some sort of doomsday device, didn't it?" she pointed out.
"Scary lightning bolts everywhere. I refuse to believe you don't have some
other goodies in there."
Santa shrugged and squatted down to look inside the bag,
getting narrowly missed by another rocket that shot over his head. The pilot
cursed and came around again, aiming directly at the chassis of the sleigh from
the side. Ginny's eyes widened in fright as she saw him approach. She jerked
the reins to one side and the sleigh tilted ninety degrees, presenting its
wide, flat red underside. The rocket slammed into it and exploded. Whatever it
was made of or whatever shielding was in place, Ginny only heard the detonation
and felt a rumble, but there was no damage aside from that.
"Ha!" Santa said, standing tall and holding an
electric guitar in the air, its black body gleamed in the moonlight. He put the
strap around his neck and took several seconds to tune it, ignoring the aerial
mayhem that swirled around him.
"The hell are you going to do with that?" Ginny
asked, scowling as she looked behind to see what he was up to.
"You said to find something, I found something,"
he said simply as he checked the pickups. "Now let's see what we can do
here;"
He took the pick in hand and strummed it across the strings,
a screeching pulse of sound blared out from the instrument, heading in all
directions. It struck several rockets nearby, which exploded brightly. Other
were knocked off course, spiraling around crazily as they fought for control.
Santa laughed loudly, apparently enjoying himself.
"Quit laughing and kill, red man!" Ginny yelled,
nonplussed by his amusement. "I want to survive the night and I've had
several close calls with death already!"
"I'm working on it, Virginia, patience." Santa
chided, adjusting the tuners momentarily. "Near-death experiences make you
cranky."
"No shit, Sherlock," she grumbled as he blasted
out another screeching wave of sound. "Do you plan to play anything or
just keep shrieking out that one sound?"
"As you wish," he said cheerfully, pleased to be
doing as she asked. Making her happy was all he cared about. He began playing a
heavy metal version of Wagner's 'Ride of the Valkyries', the pulsing walls of
sound thundering out and striking every foe within hundreds of meters, causing
several to detonate and others to be knocked in random directions.
"Seriously?" she called, looking back at him. "Metal?"
"What were you looking for, Katy Perry?" he
answered, continuing to play. "Now there's a naughty girl."
"I'm sure I don't want to know." Ginny said,
cutting him off before she heard about his sex with Katy Perry. She didn't
begrudge him fucking other girls, he was Santa after all, but she didn't need
to hear about them. "Can I try that after a bit? I was in a band in high
school, you know, I was the bassist."
"Yes, and you absolutely sucked," he responded,
pointing the headstock at an enemy and releasing a powerful bolt of coruscating
energy from it, vaporizing the target. "You only got in at all because you
were blowing the guy who was the singer. And you were naughty because he was
supposed to be going steady with the girl who was the rhythm guitarist."
"Is that why I got sweaters that Christmas?" she
exclaimed. "I wanted a real bass and I got fucking sweaters! Because I
made Brad cheat on Kendra?"
"Guilty," Santa said simply, nodding and firing
off another blast. "That and you lied when she confronted you about it.
Helluva chick fight afterward, though."
Ginny sighed. "Well, you can't lie, so I now know I
sucked at playing the bass. Is there any instrument I could be
good at?"
"I'm pretty sure I've got a kazoo in here somewhere;"
he answered.
The sleigh did a sudden barrel roll, twisting several times
in mid-air.
"Wow, nice dodge move." Santa said, impressed.
"I wasn't dodging," Ginny grumbled. "I was
trying to see if I could dump you out of this damn thing."
"Oh," he mused, not quite sure why, for the
fortieth time tonight, Virginia was annoyed with him. "Sorry, it doesn't
work like that. The sleigh can't throw me."
"Clearly."
She went back to driving, trying to ignore the chaos
whirling about them. She didn't even really know where they were headed, she
was just pointing the reindeer in the direction indicated by the GPS. She
frowned as she counted the reindeer.
"I only count eight." Ginny remarked.
"Yes, that's right." Santa agreed. "What's
the problem?"
"Well, where's Rudolph?" she asked.
Everything went silent for a moment, only the wind going by
them making a sound. Somehow the reindeer seemed quieter, and they hadn't even
been talking.
"Virginia, there's only one rule about Rudolph."
Santa said quietly. "Don't talk about Rudolph."
"Uh; okay;" she said, wondering what the hell that
had been about. "Sorry."
"No harm done, everybody gets a freebie there."
Santa said, his jovial demeanor returning. He began playing again, this time a
lively rendition of a song by Queen. "I taught Brian May everything he
knows!"
"Well okay, even if I suck big floppy donkey cock at
music, isn't there anything I can do back there while you drive
for a bit?" she asked. "My ass is getting sweaty!"
"I don't see why not," Santa replied, nodding
while crunching his way through Metallica's cover of 'Whiskey In The Jar'.
"You can poke around in the bag and see if anything sings out to
you."
"I wouldn't be amazed if something did actually
do that," she sighed, putting down the reigns. The deer slackened their
pace as she clambered over the back of the seat and onto the huge sack of toys
that bulged in the rear. Santa put an arm around her protectively and she drew
in a deep breath as she looked out through the night;
She couldn't see anything but a vast expanse of ocean
beneath them. The moon and stars glittered overhead, the galaxy turning around
them. She turned and looked up into his eyes, putting a hand on his chest. He
smiled down at her.
The kiss they shared as they soared over the Atlantic was
captured in the reflections of the waves far below.
Driving Lessons.
Santa was a much steadier driver than Ginny, as it turned
out, able to confidently perform complex maneuvers at several times the speed
of sound. To be fair, he had centuries of practice and made sure Ginny knew
that when he finally took over the reins.
"Nice of you to say that," she mentioned as she
stood in the back atop the mound of presents. "Never driven a sleigh
before, except for the make-believe one my dog pulled me around on."
She had found another gun, but this one didn't look so
ridiculous, it had a very sci-fi feel to it and the black metal gleamed menacingly.
She felt like Ripley in Aliens, she just hoped she didn't look quite so butch.
"Not in that outfit, you don't." Santa called
back, referring to her sexy-elf clothing she was wearing.
"Stay out of my mind, creeper," she said, scanning
the sky warily. "You won't always like what you find in there."
She turned and pointed the gun at another freak on a rocket,
pulling the trigger. A hissing shriek accompanied the blast of plasma it fired,
charring the pilot and causing the rocket to explode. She warily looked at the
barrel of her weapon.
"What can this thing actually do?" she asked.
"Well, it's no wave motion gun, but it might give
the Yamato's shock cannons a run for their money." Santa
replied, still driving. "It's not like Krampus has a helicarrier or
anything."
"Where is Goatse anyway?" she wondered, pointing
the weapon at a distant foe and firing off another volley. "He's gotta be
awake by now. Will he come after us in a rocket?"
"No," Santa laughed. "When he does care to
leave the safety of the ground, he rides around in some ridiculous Steampunk
balloon-dirigible thing, painted all black and deep purple."
"Wow, emo much?" Ginny muttered. "That's the
dumbest thing I've ever heard."
"He'll stand on the deck and yell curses while firing
off these old-school cannons at me and then he gets super mad when I can't stop
laughing."
"Well, if he's pants-on-head retarded enough to show up
in that thing, I'll blow him right out of the sky for his troubles." Ginny
declared, putting down her gun and rummaging around inside the bag again. She
pulled out a long pole made of hard wood. On each end was a curved blade like a
sickle. She looked over at Santa, her eyebrow raised. "The hell,
dude?"
Santa shrugged. "What? Shaolin monks get presents too,
you know."
"I know, I know, if they're good." Ginny sighed.
She heard another rocket approaching and whirled around, swinging the lajiatang almost
like it was a baseball bat and cleaving the rocket clean in half. The pilot
yodeled in fright as he plunged into the darkness below.
"Do they all scream like Goofy when they die?" she
asked, kneeling now and looking over the side, her ass in the air and exposing
her tiny red thong.
"Admittedly I haven't really kept track," Santa
said. "Not exactly a concern of mine."
"But; aren't they your children too?" she asked,
now curious. "I mean, sure, they've gone to the Dark Side and work for
Dickface now, but does that mean you can kill them?"
Santa snorted. "I'd never kill any of my kids,
Virginia. Those beings aren't human. They're extra-dimensional, to keep it
simple. They just look human when they exist here, to do his bidding, but they
come from another dimension, like the Great Humpkin."
"Uh, don't you mean 'the Great Pumpkin'?" Ginny
corrected.
"Nope, I meant what I said," he confirmed.
"Guy's a huge pervert."
"Wow," she breathed. "Poor Linus."
"Well, we seem to be in the clear for now," he
mentioned, sighing in relief. "I don't think the fuel in their rockets
will carry them this far out over the ocean. You can move back up here if you
like."
Ginny grinned happily and put down her weapon, wiggling back
to the front of the sleigh. He put his arm around her and she snuggled up
against him. It felt so comforting and right, to be held by him this way.
"Ever been given sleigh head, big guy?" she
purred, smiling up at him slyly.
"Well, no," he chuckled. "I don't have a lot
of my kids riding in my sleigh."
"Well, this kid is going to take your sleigh head
cherry, then;" she said with a wink, crawling between his legs and
kneeling in front of him in the foot well. She was delighted to find there was
enough room for her to kneel comfortably. She pulled down his red pants slowly,
smiling up at him. His huge cock was waiting for her, swelling but still soft.
She took it in her hands and began caressing it gently. It felt so smooth and
the gentle pulse or throb seemed to match her own heartbeat.
She leaned down and kissed the head almost lovingly. Without
hesitating, she slid him down her throat, humming along the way. She knew she'd
never understand the magic or weird physics behind why such a monstrosity
wasn't choking her and felt so natural, but she didn't care, either. With a
practiced abandon, Ginny began bobbing back and forth on Santa's cock,
shivering in wet delight as he grew hard in her mouth.
The exquisite, moist heat she felt throughout her body was
unlike anything she'd felt before tonight and she knew she'd never get enough
of it. Thousands of meters up in the sky, the midnight vault and stars turning
over them, she was aware of only him and her overwhelming desire to cum. Her
tongue swirled around the throbbing shaft while her fingers teased his sac
gently.
"Can you drive this thing if I sit in your lap?"
she asked, smiling up at him, pulling her mouth off his cock and stroking its
length with her little fist. "I'm thinking I need a really good fucking
right now."
Santa looked down at her and grinned. "We've got about
thirty minutes before we're over Reykjavik and our first port of call, so yes,
if you think half an hour is enough to banish your horny demons;"
"Ooh, so we're handling the deliveries in Europe?"
she asked, pumping his cock a little more excitedly at the prospect of visiting
the Old World, something she'd never done but always wished to do.
"Some of them," he answered, shrugging.
"There's gonna be a lot of back and forth all over. My iterations are not
exactly assigned to regions, more like times and good to naughty scales."
"So, we could be over Paris, France for one kid and
then over Green Bay, Wisconsin, for another?" she queried.
"Not Green Bay," Santa said, his tone
suddenly very dark. "I'd rather made my deliveries in the stinkiest part
of a Turkish prison."
"Not that I actually care, but what's wrong with Green
Bay?" Ginny asked, intrigued, continuing to stroke his cock and sliding
her tongue up and down dutifully while she listened.
"Hate that place," he muttered. "Too many
sport hunters. And the idiot dads name their boys Hunter. Hunter or Logan.
There's too much cheese for any of those little fatties to grow up to be
Wolverine. And all the girls are named McKaela or McKenzie or McDoodle or crap
like that. I quit doing shopping mall appearances and contracted out because dads
kept getting their boys to ask me if I could make the Packers win the Super
Bowl."
Ginny snickered. "So how do the kids get their
presents?"
He shrugged. "I get some elves to sneak in and leave
the presents, along with notes of rebuke to the dads who are fat-bellied
hunters."
"Why, Santa, I didn't know you were such an animal
rights activist," she purred as she slowly stood and turned herself
around, pressing her ass against his massive cock. She ground around on him for
several seconds before she felt the head split her damp lips and penetrate her.
Ginny sighed in relief as she sank down onto him, all the way to the hilt. She
couldn't get over how blissfully full she felt. "So you object on moral, oh!,
moral grounds to the killing of animals?"
"Well, mostly the deer," he admitted, continuing
to drive as Ginny started to slither up and down on his lap, her wet cunt
swallowing his cock hungrily. "Not too worried about all the cows, they're
even bigger jerks than squirrels and cats."
Ginny giggled and leaned forward on the golden handlebar,
shuddering in pleasure as she changed the angle of penetration. "So you; can't
make the Packers win the Super Bowl?"
Santa shrugged. "Nope. Showing Brady how to deflate
footballs turned out to be a mistake, he promised me he wouldn't use those
techniques for evil. Don't ask what he got in his stocking. Can't make the
Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, either."
"I thought; you could make; anyone's Christmas wishes
come true;" she panted, bouncing her ass on his lap as she fucked him with
her cunt greedily. In spite of the icy winds around them, she was sweating like
a hooker in church.
"Only from a certain perspective, and only if no
dishonesty is involved." Santa replied, tilting his hips up to pushing
further inside Ginny, making her gasp suddenly. "It's like;" he
mused, trying to think of an example. "Well, picture yourself as the
office slut."
"Okay, I'm there." Ginny moaned instantly.
"That was way too easy for you," Santa chuckled.
"Anyway, let's say there's some guy in the office you want to fuck. I
can't just change his mind for you, but my lab could invent a body spray that
shoots your pheromone levels through the roof and he's hard for you from a mile
away."
"Uh, just think of all the guys I could fuck;" she
rasped. "I could have a different dance partner every night of the
week."
Santa nodded as Ginny picked up the pace, driving herself
down on his erect cock with more and more force, her ass cheeks slapping
against his thighs loudly. Her teeth were clenched as she fought to delay the
mind-blowing orgasm that was approaching.
"Oh, God;" she choked, gripping the sleigh's
handle desperately. "Oh, shit, I'm gonna; Santa!"
Her back arched and she screeched through gritted teeth as
she surrendered herself to orgasmic rapture. Maybe it was the thin air at
twenty-thousand feet, but a swirling, light-headed delirium washed over her as
her cunt clenched around her lover's cock, which throbbed and spurted deep
inside her. She could feel his hands gripping her hips tightly as she ground
onto him with a ferocious need. The strangely cool-yet-warm feel of his cum
inundating her was a euphoria that no earthly pleasure would ever match.
She collapsed back against him, chest heaving and still
pinned on his cock, which her cunt greedily refused to release. She pressed the
back of her hand to her forehead, sighing in immense relief and satisfaction.
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Miracle On Route 34: Part 2
Virginia and Santa face extreme danger together.
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Someone attacked Santa with a wicked-looking spiked
hand-axe, something out of a sci-fi movie. He batted the weapon aside and
clapped his open hands across the man's ears, busting his brain. Before he
dropped, Santa grabbed the corpse and swung it around in a wide arc, smashing
it into the foes surrounding him and knocking them back.
"Shit!" Ginny squealed as one of the targets
landed near her. "It's like the fucking Matrix in here!"
As he threw the corpse away, he paused very briefly and
glanced at her. "Since you happen to be right there, how about a little
mood music?"
"What?"
"I'm just saying some music would be nice if we're
going to be doing this," he called. "You're next to the entertainment
system, how about putting something on?"
"You’re shitting me, right?" she almost
complained, wincing as she heard something delicate-sounding and expensive
smash behind her amidst the wild brawl. She stared at the multimedia system,
flapping her arms in frustration as she tried to focus through the noise. This
couldn't be happening. She clutched the sleeves of her plush robe for a moment,
trying to concentrate on its soft, fuzzy texture and center herself. She'd
almost forgotten the large nerf gun in her hands but ignored it now, fixing her
gaze on the mp3 playlist. She pressed a button.
"Silent night; Holy night;" Bing
crooned through the room.
"Not really what I had in mind!" Santa mentioned
loudly as he rammed his knee into a man's chin. "Try again!"
Ginny bit her lip and pressed the button again, this time
rewarded with Gary Glitter singing 'Another Rock And Roll Christmas'.
"Still not quite there," he said as he snapmared
another foe. "Better, but not quite!"
"Well I don't know!" she shouted in exasperation.
"What kind of music do you put on while Santa kills things in your living
room?"
Santa turned sideways and thrust his foot out, kicking an
intruder in the chest and sending him sprawling backwards, rolling head over
heels until he thumped into the entertainment system, jolting it and skipping
the player.
"I am a bitch. How do you want me?
From behind, or on my knees?
I am a slut, please hold me down,
I'll be your noise,
This shit will fuck you up!"
"Perfect!" he declared as he fought, swarmed once
again by foes.
"Seriously?" Ginny yelled. "Combichrist is
Santa's fucking fighting groove?"
"I'm trying to figure out why you have it on your
playlist," Santa replied. "I don't remember you liking
aggrotech!"
"Why the hell do you of all people even know what it is?"
she shot back, wincing as she watched another body sail into the opposite wall
with a sickening crunch before dropping to the floor and
leaving a huge, crumbling dent in the stone.
'This Shit Will Fuck You Up!'
"I prefer the term 'Hellektro' myself," he added.
"And I know all songs, silly. I remember when the Dayglo Abortions wrote
that 'Hey Santa!' song back in the '80's, they didn't get presents for”
"I didn't ask, why are you answering?" she hissed.
"Kill! Kill!"
All the while, the pounding rhythms of the music filled the
room.
"I am a bitch. How do you want me?
From behind, or on my knees?
I am a slut, please hold me down,
I'll be your noise,
This shit will fuck you up!"
"Well, at least we know why it's on your playlist,
anyway!" he mentioned as he broke someone's back over his knee.
"Very funny, red man!" Ginny hissed, scowling. She
ducked wildly as another assailant flew overhead and landed in the Jacuzzi, his
neck slamming against the hard edge with a snap noise and then
tilting at a strange angle, his eyes wide and unseeing.
"Fucking hell," she muttered. "These guys eat
too much red meat!"
Santa smashed two heads together before punting a third man
in the chest, sending him staggering back until he fell against the
entertainment unit, right next to Ginny, his eyes spiraling in his head. She
scowled down at him for a moment before smashing the pitcher of nog on his
cranium and sending him to the floor.
Every single intruder stopped and turned to look at her
suddenly, their eyes narrowing and turning very yellow.
"Eep;" Ginny said quietly, going pale.
They all howled and lunged toward her, even as Santa fought
to reach her first. She shrieked in fright.
"Darn it, Ginny!" he shouted in what almost
sounded like irritation. "I told you not to do anything!"
"You said not to use the stupid nerf gun!" she
shot back as she dodged wildly and began to run around, evading her pursuers.
"I meant don't do anything to get
yourself noticed!" he growled as he bulldogged one man's head into the
floor. He sprang to his feet and grabbed another man by the back of the head,
ramming his face into the stone wall, creating a small crater from which the
body slumped only slowly and wetly.
"How the hell did they not notice the mostly naked girl
in the room?" she yelled, sprinting around the circumference of the room,
being chased by yellow-eyed foes.
"They're mostly quantum, they don't always perceive
real-state things or beings until they're interacted with!" he answered.
"They weren't looking for you until you announced yourself!"
"Oh, you and your weird physics shit!" she
groused, her robe coming more and more undone as she ran. One of her tits was
exposed, bouncing annoyingly and the nipple hardening as a cold wind from the
endless holes in her walls and windows blew into the room. "Now
what?"
"Well, since they know you're here, you might as well use
the gun," he answered as he tackled a small knot of them who were looking
to cut off her avenue of escape. "At least then you can defend yourself if
you're careful!"
"The fuck am I supposed to do?" she shouted
angrily as she clutched the ridiculous, useless gun. "Nerf them to death?
Hope I shoot one foam dart down a throat and hope the bastard chokes and dies?"
"Didn't you just let me inside all of your
orifices?" he pointed out as he spun low, sweeping one foe's feet from
under him and then taking him by the ankles to slam him off the floor.
"Trust me, Virginia!"
"Dammit!" she spat, steeling her nerve, hoping her
resolve was harder than her nipple currently was. Taking a deep breath, she
stopped running and spun, pointing the gun and pulling the plastic trigger;
She yelped in astonishment as coruscating arcs of lightning
crackled and lashed out from the muzzle, enveloping several foes, who wailed in
glowing agony before disappearing from view.
"Jesus H Fucking Tesla!" she exclaimed in
amazement as she gaped down at her toy.
"Virginia, language!" Santa warned.
She rolled her eyes and pointed at another man rushing her,
pulling the trigger and watching him explode in a shower of scintillating
particles.
"This shit will fuck you up!" blared
the speakers.
The wall splintered next to Ginny and several terrifying
creatures barged in, causing her to shriek in fright, they were easily Santa's
size, vaguely humanoid but covered in a greyish, segmented carapace, with
insectoid heads, evil-looking mandibles and huge claws at the end of four arms.
They hissed as the lunged for her.
"Fuck fuck fuck!" cried out as she began running.
"Fucking hate motherfucking bugs!"
She fired wildly behind herself without looking, managing to
strike one of the new creatures but only slowing it down. Ginny raced for the
stairs, stampeding up them only to find more of the yellow-eyed humanoids
waiting for her.
"Santa!" she cried out in terror.
"Help!"
He glanced her way and grimaced at her predicament.
"Aw, hell;"
With a strength born of the desperation to protect one of
his precious children, he surged forward, shoulder-blocking his way through a
knot of assailants, springing through the air with astonishing agility,
alternately using the wall and railing of the stairs to get to the upper floor,
twisting and executing a flying kick that downed a foe about to attack Ginny.
"Good thing I wore my enhanced parkour boots tonight,
eh?" he muttered as he glared at the foes crowding to get up the stairs or
down the hallway at them.
"I don't even know what that means." Ginny
snapped, backing up warily as the horde coming for them grew in numbers.
"If that's some sort of geek speak, then we, are you getting bigger?"
"I guess I am," he replied, grimly, glaring at
their foes. "I don't expect what I'm saying to make sense, but the other
iterations of me, my other selves, they're all coming here, merging with me to
help meet the threat."
"You're; consolidating?" she asked in disbelief.
"That's one way to look at it," he said, his blue
eyes flashing. "It's gonna make finishing the Christmas run tight if I get
held up here much longer."
"Oh, terribly sorry if I'm inconveniencing you, your
highness." Ginny said, trying to not sound too snide. He put his body
between her and her foes, backing her up against the wall.
"They can't come through the wall you're up against,
it's the South wall," he said quietly but with a sense of urgency.
"You're safe from that angle. You can fire your gun past me or over the
rail at the guys down below. Since they're trying to reach you that means
they've solidified enough that they can't do crazy things like jump seven
meters up to reach you, they'll have to use the stairs."
"I thought they were after you." Ginny said hotly.
"They were, until you announced yourself with a jug of
nog," he pointed out. "Now they want to destroy you to hurt me."
"Oh. Sorry." Ginny mumbled somewhat sheepishly.
"You can make it up to me later!" he said as he
surged forward suddenly, bulling his way through the approaching crowd,
clotheslining several at once. Shouts went up and the fight was on again. Santa
punched, kicked, elbowed, kneed and wrenched his way through the enemy horde.
Ginny swore he was indeed bigger than he had been earlier. His already hard
body physique was almost bulging with muscles now, like a California beach
bodybuilder. Black blood glistened on his flawless skin as he maimed the
attackers. Droplets that hit the carpet sizzled and ate through it, burning the
hardwood floor beneath.
"No!" Ginny wailed in despair. "Not the
hardwood! I loved that feature!"
She glared and gritted her teeth as she leaned over the
railing and pointed the nerf gun down at the endless crowd on the main floor,
pulling the trigger. The crackling arcs of energy enveloped several foes, who
wailed and vanished. Same as before, the giant insectoids rarely disappeared
but seemed slowed or staggered by the attack.
Santa fought his way forward, forcing the attackers back
from Ginny. Try as they might, no one got by him, even if it meant that they
could strike at him instead. He took their assaults resolutely, using his body
as a shield to protect her. Before long, the floor of the hallway was littered
with bodies, some barely stirring, others not moving at all. Still, the foes
swarmed up the stairs.
One of the bug-things swiped at him with its vicious claws
and he ducked under the blow before kicking his boot into one of the
reverse-jointed legs, snapping it. The bug screeched and tumbled and he leapt
onto its back, grabbing hold of one of the large, wet-grey chitinous plates
that armored its back and pulled, it tore away with a mushy crack and
the beast's keened agony as it shuddered and thrashed. Without pausing, Santa
whirled around and slammed the exoskeletal plate across several men's heads,
dropping them.
Ginny kept firing the nerf tesla gun, wondering what sort of
sociopath would invent a deadly weapon that looked like a famous kid's toy. She
pushed it from her mind, realizing that she wanted to live and didn't care at
the moment about the social mores of the issue. Santa was using the huge chitin
plate almost like a shield, driving his foes back with it to the stairs. It
finally cracked in half and he punched through the mess, unwilling to give the
enemy time to regroup.
He spun one man around with a fist across the jaw before
grabbing his arms from behind and ramming his knee into the man's back, lifting
him off the floor and letting him slam his spine onto the stairs. Without
waiting, Santa launched himself through the air, knee raised and smashed it
into the face of a man on the stair's corner landing. The foe's head went back
through the wall with a loud crunch and he hung there limply, no longer part of
the battle.
"Ack!" Ginny squawked as the nerf gun sputtered
and let out several impotent flashes and then died. "Not now! No no no!"
One foe had broken through the cordon and now raced toward
her. She yelled loudly and smashed the butt of her nerf gun into his face,
staggering him for a moment. She glared at him angrily, waiting for him to
fall, but her didn't, so she kicked him in the crotch with her instep. He
groaned and sunk to his knees, holding himself. Ginny was practically jumping
up and down on top of him by the time he stopped moving.
"Stay; the; fuck; down!" she shouted angrily as
she turned his ribcage into powder.
She failed to notice the one last foe who rushed up behind
her.
But then Santa was at her side and he delivered a
devastating haymaker to the man's thorax. Stunned, the intruder staggered back
against the railing. With a growl, Santa grabbed him by the face and ruthlessly
bent his back over the railing before leaping over and slamming his elbow
across the man's neck as he went down to the main floor. The lifeless form
crumpled next to him as he looked around, glaring.
No foes remained standing. Aside from the music, all was
quiet.
"It is safe?" Ginny called from the gallery.
"Are the scary guys and bug-thingies all gone?"
"No," Santa said warily. "And the next wave
is even bigger."
"Great!" Ginny complained, tossing the useless
nerf gun over the side. "And according to you, there's no one that can
help us!"
"I didn't say that," he countered, beckoning for
her to come down the stairs and be near him for protection. "I just said
there was no Easter Bunny."
"No Superman either, apparently," she grumbled as
she approached him, letting him put a huge arm around her possessively. He was,
indeed, bigger than ever. She was practically child-sized next to him now.
"So who the hell is there to help us?"
"If help's arriving it had better get here soon,"
he said, taking her to the remains of her big glass bay windows and back door.
The wind was howling as snow drove into the living room. What was left of it,
anyway. Which was nothing. "It's now or never. Can you see them?"
She peered into the darkness outside and a chill ran down
her spine, hundreds of red and yellow glowing eyes could be seen in the
darkness. And they seemed to be getting closer.
"Do; do they see me?" she asked, swallowing
nervously.
"I'm sure they do," he said, grimacing. "Not
going to take a chance and assume they don't. I'll do everything I can to
protect you, of course."
"Is; is that going to be enough?"
She could hear the angry hisses and an evil chanting outside
clearly now, getting closer with each moment. It pained Santa that he couldn't
lie to her.
"I don't know, Virginia."
She sighed and smiled weakly. "Well, at least I know
there's a Santa Claus now. And he gave me the night of my life before it all
ended."
He returned the smile, trying to feign a cheerfulness he
didn't feel.
"I don't;" Ginny faltered, trying to find the
words. "I don't suppose that you'd; well; that you'd be willing to kiss me
one last time? You know, before the end?"
He turned to look down at her, his hands holding her arms
with an unreal gentleness and a warmth in his eyes that comforted her even now.
"Nothing would make me happier, Virginia."
She smiled and closed her eyes. "Merry Christmas,
Santa."
"Merry Christmas, Virginia;" he said softly as he
leaned down to kiss her.
Then the night was filled with high-pitched shrieks, a noise
that made her eyes snap open. She'd heard noises like that before, once a long
time ago in grade school. It sounds like the hissing passage of meteors above,
and getting closer. Or what she imagined artillery sounded like when it was incoming,
like in all those war movies.
Santa's head turned and an almost evil grin crept over his
face as he listened. "That's more like it!" he declared, standing
tall and pointing at the blackness of the night. "Watch the sky, Virginia;"
She looked up and noticed glittering points of light, dozens
of them, seeming to get closer. The hissing shriek was indeed their approach
and they seemed to be aimed right at them. She felt Santa's hand squeeze on her
shoulder, almost in excitement. His blue eyes were blazing ferociously.
Finally, what looked like dozens of giant icicles, each
larger and longer than a semi, lanced out of the night sky and slammed into the
earth around her house, shaking it as they buried their tips in the frozen
ground and came to a stop. Several impaled the intruders as they came in, while
others kicked up a covering spray of snow as the enemy stopped and looked
around in confusion.
Then doors or portals opened on the sides of the titan
icicles and tall, lithe beings began leaping out of them, wearing weird,
form-fitting armor and carrying space-age guns and swords or axes. Their armor
and long hair was a riot of colors that was reflected by the snow and ice.
Wild, ululating war cries pierced the air.
And a savage, bloody battle began on her property.
"Who the hell are they?" Ginny almost yelled in
astonishment as she watched. They moved with inhuman grace and speed, the ones
not wearing helmets revealing long, beautiful facial features that were often
frightening because of the wrath they displayed. The helmets were all tall and
peaked, showing fearsome designs and glowing eyes. Weird runes pulsed and
throbbed with light all over their armor. Guns hissed and shrieked while swords
hummed as they slew.
"My elves," Santa said, clearly pleased and also
eager to fight but not willing to leave her side yet. "They got my call
and converged on my position."
"Those are elves?" she exclaimed in amazement.
"Aren't they cutesy little toy-shop people?"
"Cute myth, but no, not these ones," he replied,
watching as several elves wearing bone-white armor with feminine features raced
past, throwing themselves into a knot of the hulking bugs. They screamed and
the masks of their wild-maned helmets gave off vibrations that shook Ginny's
teeth in her head as it melted their foes' faces off. "No, a lot of my
elves are warriors, meant to help me fight Krampus. They keep Christmas safe
with me."
"What the hell are they wearing?" she asked in
disbelief. How could this weird night get any weirder?
Santa sighed. "Truth? They've been spending way too
much time playing Warhammer 40k and they; appropriated armor, weapons and
tactics from the Eldar faction. They're space elves."
"Wow. Gay;" she muttered, shaking her head.
"Well, they're certainly earning their keep tonight."
He nodded. "Been a long time since Krampus moved
against us this hard. Apparently he got bored and was feeling uppity. That or
he just forgot what a good thrashing felt like."
Ginny watched as three elves, clad in scary black armor and
wearing helmets that looked like peaked skulls, marched relentlessly forward,
firing little rockets from elaborate launchers they carried in their hands and
on suspensor harnesses. The rockets punctured the bugs' chitin shells and
exploded inside them, sending shards of exoskeleton and stinking goo in every
direction. Ginny squeaked and hid behind Santa as some of the nasty effluence
landed right where she'd been standing only a moment before.
Beams of super-heated plasma and tiny, shuriken-like
projectiles hissed and whizzed by them, the remains of her lovely house now the
center of a battleground while the winter storm raged on. Warriors in green armor,
carrying weapons that looked like a horrifying hybrid of sword and chainsaw,
tore into a knot of foes, slicing them to bloody ribbons. As savage as the
battle had been earlier, when it had just been her and Santa, she suddenly
appreciated its relative civility.
"They need my help," Santa said finally, cracking
his knuckles, his expression grim. "We have to finish this off or Christmas
won't come on time."
"I thought you said there was plenty of time."
Ginny protested, frowning up at him.
"There was," he admitted. "But in
order to defeat Krampus' minions, I summoned every single quantum iteration of
myself back to here to help me fight. No one is delivering presents anywhere at
the moment. I can't change real-time if I'm here in my entirety."
He turned and looked at her. "Hopefully we're keeping
them busy enough that they don't worry about you. Stay against the wall and
work the music, will you?"
"Manning the music station," she said, nodding,
focusing on giving herself a task. "Music for Santa and his homicidal
elves to kill by. Got it;"
She watched as Santa leapt through the shattered remains of
her bay doors into the howling storm and crashed into a knot of foes, savaging
them. She watched in disbelief for some time, trying to figure out how Santa
could kill anyone. I mean, even serial murderers got presents in prison, didn't
they? Maybe they didn't, she had no way of knowing and chalked up thinking
about this to what could only be described as the weirdest night of her life.
She squealed and dodged out of the way as a body came flying
through the doors and landed next to her. She scrambled over to the
entertainment center and stood in front of it, trying to figure out what the
hell she should play.
"Okay;" she breathed, trying to focus. "Mass
slaughter music; mass slaughter music;"
What constituted mass slaughter music? Death metal? Panic At
The Disco?
Teletubbies music?
She had no playlists, so she began cycling through the
radio, hoping to find anything that might suffice. Oldies; Christmas music; hip-hop;
trance; disco;
"Son of a fuck," she muttered. "This is
harder than it looks."
She finally came across a station playing 'Jailhouse Rock'
and decided that was good enough, she was sick of looking. She winced, trying
to ignore another splintering crash as a body came through her wall. She hugged
herself but then felt her robe. She frowned as she looked down at it, realizing
it had been thoroughly shredded in the fight earlier. Those shuriken-thingies
had been cutting it real close.
Ginny grumbled as she pulled it off and threw it away,
standing there completely naked, it hadn't been keeping her warm in its current
condition and she was thoroughly beyond giving a shit at this point about who
saw her naked. They were all too damn busy tearing one another apart anyway.
And that sort of pissed her off. She was buck-naked and no
one seemed to care.
She'd shaved her cunt for this?
"And I thought my night sucked before," she sighed
to no one in particular. "Not getting my cunt pounded had been my biggest
complaint before this hack!"
She never saw the menacing shadow that had slipped up behind
her.
Santa picked one of his foes up overhead and hurled him into
a cluster of foes, bowling them all over. He then punched another man as he
tried to run by, knocking him off his feet and into his back. A quick stamp on
his solar plexus made sure he stopped moving. The huge man thrust his fist in
the air and shouted loudly.
"Clear!" he thundered, indicating no other enemies
surrounded him. His elves responded in kind, many of them gathering in a tight
ring about him, weapons facing out as they sought to protect him. Hundreds of
bodies lay strewn across the landscape, some burning from plasma blasts, other
shredded and blown apart by rockets or sliced into bloody jerky. The storm
seemed to be abating, no longer a blizzard so much as a stiff wind and swirls
of snow.
"Sire, we detect no enemies in the immediate vicinity,"
one elf wearing blue armor with a tall, crested helmet announced, striding up
and saluting by thumping his gauntleted fist over his heart. "This attack
has been defeated."
"Maybe," Santa said, looking around warily.
"But that doesn't mean anything just yet. We have to secure the area, make
sure Virginia is alright and then get back to”
"Kringle!"
"Damn," he muttered to himself. "I thought
this was too easy."
He made several complex gestures, sending his elves fanning
out in a wide arc as he began trudging forward through the snow, heading toward
where the voice had come from out of the night. The winds and squalls of snow
continued to die down until there was an almost deafening silence, the moon
shining brightly overhead and revealing the sheer carnage of the battle that
had been waged, the snow and ice glittered with frozen blood.
"Kringle!" snarled the inhuman
voice angrily.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Santa said loudly,
scowling. "Don't get your panties in a bunch!"
He stopped in a clearing on the other side of the house,
glowering at who confronted him, the beast was not as tall as he was, nor as
muscular, but horrifying in aspect. The backward-jointed, hairy legs ended in
wicked hooves. The skin not covered in coarse black fur was almost as dark and
criss-crossed with innumerable scars. The vascular chest was crowned with a
strong neck and sitting atop it was a blasphemous head, a demonic goat's visage
from which grew four evil, twisting horns. The red eyes blazed like wrathful
coals and sharp teeth glistened wetly inside the hateful mouth.
Krampus.
And in one of his powerful, clawed hands, he held Virginia
by the neck, who looked like a rag doll.
"Hi, Santa;" she said weakly, looking very
apologetic.
Santa kept walking forward, clenching his fists.
"By all means, Kringle, keep coming forward if
you mean to slay the child." Krampus growled, starting to
squeeze and causing Ginny to shudder in fear. Santa stopped dead in his tracks,
his eyes narrowing. His elves had now cast a tight net around the scene,
hemming in Krampus. One circle of warriors faced inward, pointing their weapons
at the abomination while another behind them faced out, prepared for any
further attacks. Santa didn't move.
"Let the girl go, Krampus," he said levelly.
"This doesn't concern her."
"Oh, I beg to differ," said the
beastman in an almost non-chalant tone. "It's always about the
children, isn't it?"
"Hey!" said Ginny angrily. "I am not a child,
jerk! I'm twenty, Gurr!"
"Oh, do stop talking, you're such an
annoyance." Krampus said, giving her neck another warning
squeeze. "Let the adults work this out."
"There's nothing to work out, Krampus," Santa
growled, his blue eyes flashing. "You'll let the girl go."
"I think we both know that's not happening," intoned
the vile intruder. "She is my victory over you, and you know
it. Revenge is not only a dish best served cold but often. And not often enough
for me."
"About this cold revenge dish thing," Ginny said,
squirming slightly. "Couldn't; couldn't I just find you a nice tin can to
chew on instead?"
"Shut up, girl!" Krampus said
harshly while several elves could be heard to chuckle and even Santa smirked at
her jest. "I hold your life in my hands, to dispose of as I
please."
His foul breath crackled in the cold night air. His touch was
uncomfortably warm, almost hot and strangely kept her body from freezing in the
winter night. His touch felt evil and her skin crawled in revulsion. His
strength was terrifying.
"It wasn't enough that I slaved in coal mines for
you, giving you carbon lumps to deliver to naughty children," Krampus
growled, glaring at Santa. "It wasn't enough that I found the
worst of them and brought them to you in the night so you could lecture
them."
"Hey, nobody asked you or ordered you to do the coal
thing, pal," Santa said angrily. "And the whole kidnapping kids thing
was your idea. I decided to let you have some creative control and look what
happened. When it didn't work out, you decided that beating naughty kids with
reeds was the answer. You're damn right that wasn't good enough!"
"Silence!" Krampus snarled
loudly, stamping one of his clawed hooves and making the ground shake
dangerously. "Your kind-hearted foolishness with these puny
mortals changed nothing about their behavior! Your failure to recognize their
inherent selfishness was why our efforts were doomed!"
"These puny mortals?" Santa countered.
"You used to be one of them, Pete, remember? You were a well-behaved boy
once."
"Shut up!" growled Krampus.
"Well-behaved, but not good," Santa continued.
"You followed the rules and wanted everyone to follow rules. You were a
control freak. I brought you north to show you what kindness could do, but you
hated the cheer and the happiness and you fled to the coal mines in Greenland,
hiding in the dark where the light of Christmas couldn't touch you! And when
making kids feel bad with coal didn't bring them into line, you started the
whole whipping them with reeds thing. Good job there, Pete!"
"I'm warning you, Kringle;" Krampus
said dangerously.
"Oh, he really gets your goat, doesn't he?" Ginny
sneered, causing several elves to laugh loudly. Krampus now snarled furiously
and lifted her into the air by her neck, causing her to cry out in pain. Santa
watched warily, knowing better than to make a move.
"We seem to have an impasse," Krampus
said, an evil smile playing over his slavering mouth. "You
cannot harm me, because you know I can slay the child, but I cannot as yet slay
her because she is my bargaining chip. But my need to hurt you, old man, is so
very strong."
He lowered Ginny down until her feet were just touching the
snow-covered ground. She frowned as she heard a wet slithering sound she could
not identify.
"And there are other ways to hurt you than
slaying the poor dear, aren't there?"
Ginny felt something slimy touch her leg and then start to
crawl up it, wrapping around her smooth skin. She shuddered and squirmed in
horror as she realized exactly what was happening. The snake-like appendage
wound up her thigh and then behind her. She gasped as it slid between her ass
cheeks and then underneath to her cunt. She felt the blunt head split her lips
and then move upward again.
"Don't do this, Krampus." Santa said, trying to
figure out what to do without hurting Ginny.
"And why not?" replied the
qliphotic abomination. "Don't you have a present for me? Then I
guess I'll have to give myself one."
Krampus' organ continued to slither its way around her body,
leaving a glistening trail on her skin. She stiffened and moaned as his appendage
wrapped around her tits, squeezing them, the head pausing and teasing the
nipples.
"Hey, asshole, dinner and a movie first!" she spat
angrily. Ginny was about to say something else when the large, grayish cockhead
snaked up in front of her face and then plunged into her mouth, causing her to
gag and go silent. Her eyes widened and she thrashed furiously, but to no
avail. He was simply too strong.
"Language, young lady." Krampus
chided, still staring at Santa. "Hasn't Santa taught you
anything?"
"This isn't gonna end well for you, Pete." Santa said,
his tone dire.
"Christmas never does, Kringle," replied
the demon, his cock sliding in and out of Ginny's mouth. "I'm
just hoping to make the holiday every bit as awful and intolerable for you as
it is for me. After all, misery loves company."
He brought her body close to his head and his other hand
reached over and stroked her cunt lips, which were glistening. He leered at his
foe, knowing Santa was helpless to get closer.
"Is she good down here?" Krampus
said mockingly. "Nice and wet and tight for you? Was she the
best one ever, in the endless list of good girls you have fucked?"
Santa said nothing, just glaring at Krampus. His knuckles
were white as he clenched his fists.
"Sharing your toys is the spirit of Christmas,
isn't it?" Krampus said evilly, finally pulling his cock out
of her mouth. Ginny coughed and sputtered, tendrils of resinous spittle and
worse trailing away from her lips. She glared at Krampus but was still
immobilized.
"Just get this over with and fuck me already, whip-cock,"
she spat. "You won't be my first egotistical disappointment, trust
me."
Krampus' eyes blazed red and his tongue sped around her
naked form blindingly quickly while he released her from his clawed grip. The
tongue wrapped and immobilized her arms, holding them out straight while still
encircling her tits. It then snaked around her waist and legs, pinning those as
well while his long cock, swaying about like a cobra, came to a stop in front
of her swollen cunt lips. The head teased and tapped against the opening, causing
her to moan and squirm.
"As you wish, child;"
The head forced itself through her lips, sliding deep inside
her. Ginny cried out in a mixture of shock and indescribable pleasure. She felt
the tip of his pointed tongue probe trailing around her nipples. The
python-like length of his cock churned inside her cunt.
The blinding light behind her eyes finally receded and she
lifted her head, looking out into the night, feeling his tongue constricting
around her neck. She could dimly see a huge being in red pants and black boots
watching nearby, his powerful chest exposed. The startling blue eyes flashed in
the darkness of the night. She could tell he wanted to rescue her but didn't
dare come closer.
She gasped and shuddered as Krampus' cock pushed still
deeper inside her. She felt fuller than she had imagined possible, the
slithering appendage stretching her wide. The sticky, squelching noises were
hardly to be believed.
"Ew, gross! Hentai noises!" she
thought in revulsion.
"Krampus;" Santa warned. His elves all pointed
their weapons menacingly but he held up his hand, staying them.
"The child is naughty," Krampus
said, smiling through pointed teeth. "Very naughty. Such a
sordid past."
"Hey, back off, she was young and needed the
money!" Santa snapped defensively. "That thing with the midget and
the donkey was”
"You're not helping here!" Ginny shouted, blushing
furiously, even as Krampus violated her.
"Wicked child," growled the
vile demon, shoving his cock in and out of her, the peristaltic actions of its
length causing her to writhe and squirm in his grip, her breath coming in
ragged gasps. "Shameless. Even though I violate her, she finds
a way to be concerned about how you perceive her. I find it; titillating."
"Oh, do I make you horny?" she sneered, turning
her head to smirk at him. "Couldn't tell, looking at that head of
yours."
"Silence!" Krampus hissed,
spittle flying from his jaws, his eyes flashing angrily. "I
hold your life and death in my hands."
"How would I know?" she shot back. "Hope
you're better with your hands than you are with your cock, Billy G."
He plunged his cock deeper still inside her. She went rigid
and cried out. "That all you got?" she rasped, trying not to faint as
she felt popping inside her hips while he stetched her. "My brother got in
deeper than that when we were little!"
"Insolent!" Krampus snarled
savagely, bouncing her up and down and he fucked her harder than ever, pulling
on her arms and legs, stretching her joints til they creaked. She felt a deep,
wet heat building inside her and in spite of the horror she consciously felt
about the situation, even more dire was her need to cum. She felt her cunt
squeezing around his cock. His snake-like tongue probed her ass and wriggled
inside, further adding to her desperation. "Intholent bith, you
will be punithed!"
"What was that?" Santa asked, turning his head
slightly and putting his hand to his ear. "I couldn't understand you, it's
like you have a lisp or something."
"Don't mock meef!" Krampus said
angrily, his tongue whipping out of Ginny's ass, causing her to yelp
suddenly. "I'll kill her, Kringle!"
"Not before I cum, damn you!" Ginny panted, her
body flushed and covered in sweat as she twisted and writhed in his grip.
"Uh, so close, goddammit!"
"Language!" Santa and Krampus
both snapped at her.
"Aw, c'mon!" she wailed. "You two are total
pains in the ass! Do it, Billy! Show me what a bad boy you are!"
Krampus glared at her and began fucking her harder than
ever. "As you wish, child!"
"Krampus!" Santa shouted, reaching out his hand in
alarm. "Don't!"
Krampus grinned evilly at Santa, his teeth clenching as he
drew close to climax. His cock seemed to swell along its length, stretching her
wider still. She threw her head back and gritted her teeth, straining as she
was overwhelmed by sensation;
Santa's fist slammed across Krampus' jaw with a
powerful crack. The demonoid's eyes rolled into his head and
he crumpled to the ground. Ginny wailed in frustration as his cock pulled out
of her and retreated back to his body, like a wet, slimy Stanley tape measure.
She collapsed to her hands and knees in the snow, panting and shaking, her eyes
wide. Santa raced up and knelt next to her, his eyes shining with concern.
"Fuck;" Ginny whispered, gasping for air.
"Motherfucker;"
She looked up at her rescuer now, her eyes flashing
accusingly. "The hell? Couldn't you have let him make me cum first?"
Santa paused. "What?"
"I was so damn close!" she hissed, standing up and
stamping her foot. "I was within half a second of the orgasm of my life
and you had to choose that moment to intervene and play the
hero! Don't expect a thank you card!"
"Uh, Virginia," Santa said, rubbing the back of
his neck awkwardly, trying to figure out what to say. "If he had brought
you to orgasm, it would have killed you. When Krampus climaxes, his appendage
you were so attached to bursts into spikes, basically killing you from the
inside while denying you your orgasm."
She paused and then deflated. "Holy cobra dildos. What
a bastard."
Ginny then pointed a finger at her savior. "But you still
owe me an orgasm, then, pal. You may have rescued me from certain death, but
that doesn't mean I don't need relief."
Santa looked really confused. "What, here? Now?"
"Damn straight," she said firmly, suddenly
remembering she was buck naked in a snow-storm. In spite of the no-doubt
freezing weather, her body was still warm and very wet with need. She put her
hand down her cunt and felt around for a moment before presenting her sticky
palm and fingers to Santa for inspection. "Do I look satisfied to you? You've
already fucked me, Screamo the Goat Boy just fucked me, who cares if your
freaky gay elves watch us? I need satisfaction now and I
already am aware that you can't say no."
Santa sighed. "It's gotta be quick, Virginia. I'm
really behind, now that I'm completely temporal in one location."
"Whatever, just get me to the promised land, man."
Ginny replied, shrugging. "Who knows, maybe your entourage might enjoy a
show."
"Oh, right, about that," Santa said, standing up
tall and shouting loudly. "About; Face!"
As a single unit, the elves all turned around smartly on
their heels, still arranged in a protective ring around their liege and his
companion, weapons ready as they scanned the darkness for trouble, their eyes
glowing menacingly inside their helmets.
Santa strode up to Ginny, towering over her and ignoring the
prostrate form of the still-unconscious Krampus, snuffling nearby. She smiled
up at him, somehow warmed by his presence, in spite of the icy night she should
have frozen to death in already. He pulled her into his arms and kissed her
deeply. She moaned into his mouth as she felt her already molten core getting
even more heated in response to his touch. Tongues tangled and played as he
took her ass cheeks in his hands and squeezed them, making her shiver.
Ginny's hands fumbled with his large black belt until it
fell away and then pulled down his red pants. He pulled her onto his powerful
thighs, resting her on them. She hooked her legs behind his waist and began
grinding her wet, eager cunt against his hardening cock, which swelled readily.
Her head was almost spinning, she was so horny.
"Hmm, give it to me, baby," she purred, feeling
the head of his cock touch her cunt lips. "Make me cum hard and
fast."
She sighed loudly as he pulled her close, penetrating and
sliding deep inside her. Ginny moaned shamelessly as Santa once again began to
pump back and forth inside her. His huge cock stretched her cunt wide, but not
in the violent, violating way Krampus did. This felt warm and utterly perfect.
She nipped at the skin of his chest while he moved in and out of her.
"Yes," Ginny breathed as he began to moved faster,
pumping strongly and rhythmically. She could feel her wetness trickling down
between her cheeks, her cunt clutching at him hungrily, greedily and unwilling
to let go until it was somehow sated. "Oh, God, just what I needed. Yes,
fuck me, Santa!"
He gripped her tight and thrust into her, picking up his
pace just the way she wanted. She was gasping and yelping now and he squeezed
her cheeks, one of his fingers poking inside her puckered knot. She clenched
her teeth and groaned at the intrusion, murmuring that she loved it. She grew
warmer and warmer, her body tingling with an exquisite fire that rippled out
from her core.
Santa turned her around and set her feet on top of his
boots, bending her forward and pulling on her arms. She cried out as he fucked
her harder, his hips thumping against her ass cheeks. Her hands clenched
wildly, her breath coming in gasps as his overwhelming strength dominated her.
"Oh, God!" she panted, beginning to shudder
uncontrollably, almost drooling. "Uh, cum in me, dammit! Fucking cum in
me!"
Santa pulled on her arms even tighter as his thighs slammed
into her. Ginny strained, craning her neck, teeth clenched as she tried not to
scream, but it was no use, she wailed loudly as he came inside her, filling her
once again in a way she could not describe. Her orgasm shook every last atom of
her being, transporting her to a world of nothing but pleasure, edged with
mint.
She buckled, hanging loosely in his arms, exhausted. She'd
been fucked hard at least five times tonight and had a dreadful suspicion that
this experience would only make her libido even more hyperactive. She sighed as
Santa scooped her naked form into his arms and cuddled her against the cold.
Ginny purred and traced a fingernail across his broad chest.
"Thank you," she said quietly. "Just what the
doctor ordered. That quenched the flames, for now."
He finally put her down and she looked at the remains of her
ruined chateau, which was completely leveled and now on fire.
"Poor Oatmeal," she murmured. "Where am I
going to live?"
She scowled down at the still supine Krampus, anger flaring
in her. "It's this jack wagon’s fault. You should totally napalm his
face."
Santa looked down at her in shock. "Did you just say I
should jerk off in Krampus' face?"
"Damn right, he'd deserve it too." Ginny
announced. "That and shove your sleigh up his ass."
"I am not jizzing in Krampus'
face." Santa said, clearly repulsed by the suggestion.
"Fine, leave a woman to do a man's job," Ginny
said testily, striding over to Krampus and putting one leg on either side of
his head. She stuck three fingers inside her cunt and managed to tease out
considerable amounts of Santa's minty cum, which she smeared all over Krampus'
face and into his fur with glee, even giving him a glistening white moustache.
"Take that, asshole!"
She looked like she might have been done desecrating the
unconscious form, but then she paused and squatted over him, peeing on his body
and face, the stream steaming in the cold night air. She grinned evilly as she
thoroughly baptized him.
"Teach you to mess with me." Ginny muttered as she
walked back to Santa, nodding. The huge man had a wide smirk on his face and
shook his head slowly.
"I can't believe you just pissed all over
Krampus," he said, hugging her to him. "However, you're going to
freeze to death at this rate;"
He held out his hand and one of his elves dutifully brought
him a large, velvety red cloak, which he wrapped around her. She blushed and
smiled gratefully at his consideration, but only until he slid it off her,
revealing that she was now wearing some ridiculous 'Hot Christmas Elf' outfit,
complete with striped stockings and high heels. She looked like a Yule whore.
"Seriously?" she asked, unimpressed. "This is
your solution to my naked issues?"
He shrugged. "I liked you better naked, but you would
freeze quickly."
"Whatever," she sighed, looking down and
appreciating the considerable lift it gave her cleavage. It was incredibly
warm, in spite of how scant it was. "So now what? I still have no damn
home, you and Goatse here blew it up with your little barnyard brawl."
Santa looked around warily. "That might be the least of
your worries. The wind's picking up again, which means that another assault is
coming. We need to get out of here."
"Sire!" said one of the armored elves, thumping
his fist to his breastplate and bowing his head. "We will cover you. You
must go while you still have a head-start and the dark one is
unconscious."
Santa nodded. "Yeah, he's not gonna be happy when he
wakes up and he's really gonna want revenge on you, Virginia."
She felt her mouth go dry at the notion of another battle
and Krampus waking up to even the score. "So; now what?"
Santa shrugged. "I'd say it's fairly obvious. I've
still got to make my rounds before the night is over and I'm not leaving you
here;"
She gaped as he put his hands on her shoulders and looked
down into her eyes.
"Virginia, you're coming with me and you're going to
help save Christmas."
Chapter 3, Christmas Wishes
"How the hell do you drive this thing?" Ginny
called in a panic, her eyes wide as she held onto the reigns, twisting them
wildly as she tried to steer. Up ahead of her, eight large reindeer squealed
and thrashed their heads. The sleigh corkscrewed while it hurtled through the
cold night air, the moon shining down on them.
"Well, first of all, stop panicking," Santa
replied as he stood on the back of the sleigh, atop his huge red sack of toys.
He was more or less back to his original size she had become accustomed to, now
that he had sent his other 'iterations' of himself out over the globe to
deliver presents. "That would be an excellent start."
"Easy for you to say," she snapped, scowling back
at him for a moment since taking her eyes off her designated path seemed to
make no difference to how she was doing at navigating. "You're used to
doing this!"
"Trust me, between the two of us, you're the one with
the easy job right now and I'd be happy to trade," he called back as he
ducked wildly. A comically large rocket thundered by, with an evil-looking man
strapped to the bottom of it, swinging a weapon wildly to hit Santa. "Try
to keep her steady!"
"While dodging psychos on rockets, no problem!"
she grumbled, trying to ignore the howling wind and roaring projectiles.
"Have I mentioned Krampus is a gigantic asshole?"
"Repeatedly," Santa answered, watching warily. The
sky was threaded with jets of fire as their enemies kept coming about in
ponderous, elliptical arcs and heading back towards them, intent on their
destruction. They had only just pulled off from the smoldering remains of
Ginny's country chateau when the assault began. Krampus was nowhere to be seen,
but his minions were clearly determined to avenge him. "Maybe urinating on
him wasn't such a good idea. He never did take humiliation well."
Ginny squawked in alarm and ducked as a rocket streaked
right at her. Santa jumped in the air, doing the splits to avoid the projectile
and landing back on top of his present sack. Another tried to pull up alongside
them but Santa grabbed the harness the man was wearing and wrenched the rocket
off course, sending it speeding into one some distance away. Both rockets (and presumably
their pilots) exploded in a violent orgy of noise and flashing lights.
"Really hope people just think those are
fireworks," Santa muttered as he looked glared balefully at yet another
rocket considering approaching. "Fireworks right in the middle of the
world's most spastic meteor shower. Sure, they'll buy that;"
"Funny part is I can't tell if you're serious,"
Ginny said loudly. "If they don't believe that narrative, then they've
gotta accept that Santa Claus was engaged in an epic air battle over their town
with quantum men strapped to rockets."
"Truth is often stranger than fiction," Santa
agreed, nodding. "Fighting these jerks off is taking too much time!"
"Well, don't you have anything in your back of tricks
there?" Ginny asked. In spite of the sleigh being open, it seemed to have
some weird form of climate control and she'd been getting rather warm. To that
end she'd pulled down her top, exposing her tits to cool herself off. The
breeze allowed through made her nipples tingle delightfully, but not enough to
distract her from driving the sleigh.
After all, she often drove ninety minutes to her job wearing
a vibrating insert in her panties, so she knew for a fact she could orgasm and
still control a vehicle.
A wheeled one, at least. She wasn't so sure about a sleigh
doing Mach Three at twenty thousand feet.
"You mean a weapon?" Santa asked. "In the bag
full of toys for kids?"
"You gave me a nerf gun out of that bag and it turned
out to be some sort of doomsday device, didn't it?" she pointed out.
"Scary lightning bolts everywhere. I refuse to believe you don't have some
other goodies in there."
Santa shrugged and squatted down to look inside the bag,
getting narrowly missed by another rocket that shot over his head. The pilot
cursed and came around again, aiming directly at the chassis of the sleigh from
the side. Ginny's eyes widened in fright as she saw him approach. She jerked
the reins to one side and the sleigh tilted ninety degrees, presenting its
wide, flat red underside. The rocket slammed into it and exploded. Whatever it
was made of or whatever shielding was in place, Ginny only heard the detonation
and felt a rumble, but there was no damage aside from that.
"Ha!" Santa said, standing tall and holding an
electric guitar in the air, its black body gleamed in the moonlight. He put the
strap around his neck and took several seconds to tune it, ignoring the aerial
mayhem that swirled around him.
"The hell are you going to do with that?" Ginny
asked, scowling as she looked behind to see what he was up to.
"You said to find something, I found something,"
he said simply as he checked the pickups. "Now let's see what we can do
here;"
He took the pick in hand and strummed it across the strings,
a screeching pulse of sound blared out from the instrument, heading in all
directions. It struck several rockets nearby, which exploded brightly. Other
were knocked off course, spiraling around crazily as they fought for control.
Santa laughed loudly, apparently enjoying himself.
"Quit laughing and kill, red man!" Ginny yelled,
nonplussed by his amusement. "I want to survive the night and I've had
several close calls with death already!"
"I'm working on it, Virginia, patience." Santa
chided, adjusting the tuners momentarily. "Near-death experiences make you
cranky."
"No shit, Sherlock," she grumbled as he blasted
out another screeching wave of sound. "Do you plan to play anything or
just keep shrieking out that one sound?"
"As you wish," he said cheerfully, pleased to be
doing as she asked. Making her happy was all he cared about. He began playing a
heavy metal version of Wagner's 'Ride of the Valkyries', the pulsing walls of
sound thundering out and striking every foe within hundreds of meters, causing
several to detonate and others to be knocked in random directions.
"Seriously?" she called, looking back at him. "Metal?"
"What were you looking for, Katy Perry?" he
answered, continuing to play. "Now there's a naughty girl."
"I'm sure I don't want to know." Ginny said,
cutting him off before she heard about his sex with Katy Perry. She didn't
begrudge him fucking other girls, he was Santa after all, but she didn't need
to hear about them. "Can I try that after a bit? I was in a band in high
school, you know, I was the bassist."
"Yes, and you absolutely sucked," he responded,
pointing the headstock at an enemy and releasing a powerful bolt of coruscating
energy from it, vaporizing the target. "You only got in at all because you
were blowing the guy who was the singer. And you were naughty because he was
supposed to be going steady with the girl who was the rhythm guitarist."
"Is that why I got sweaters that Christmas?" she
exclaimed. "I wanted a real bass and I got fucking sweaters! Because I
made Brad cheat on Kendra?"
"Guilty," Santa said simply, nodding and firing
off another blast. "That and you lied when she confronted you about it.
Helluva chick fight afterward, though."
Ginny sighed. "Well, you can't lie, so I now know I
sucked at playing the bass. Is there any instrument I could be
good at?"
"I'm pretty sure I've got a kazoo in here somewhere;"
he answered.
The sleigh did a sudden barrel roll, twisting several times
in mid-air.
"Wow, nice dodge move." Santa said, impressed.
"I wasn't dodging," Ginny grumbled. "I was
trying to see if I could dump you out of this damn thing."
"Oh," he mused, not quite sure why, for the
fortieth time tonight, Virginia was annoyed with him. "Sorry, it doesn't
work like that. The sleigh can't throw me."
"Clearly."
She went back to driving, trying to ignore the chaos
whirling about them. She didn't even really know where they were headed, she
was just pointing the reindeer in the direction indicated by the GPS. She
frowned as she counted the reindeer.
"I only count eight." Ginny remarked.
"Yes, that's right." Santa agreed. "What's
the problem?"
"Well, where's Rudolph?" she asked.
Everything went silent for a moment, only the wind going by
them making a sound. Somehow the reindeer seemed quieter, and they hadn't even
been talking.
"Virginia, there's only one rule about Rudolph."
Santa said quietly. "Don't talk about Rudolph."
"Uh; okay;" she said, wondering what the hell that
had been about. "Sorry."
"No harm done, everybody gets a freebie there."
Santa said, his jovial demeanor returning. He began playing again, this time a
lively rendition of a song by Queen. "I taught Brian May everything he
knows!"
"Well okay, even if I suck big floppy donkey cock at
music, isn't there anything I can do back there while you drive
for a bit?" she asked. "My ass is getting sweaty!"
"I don't see why not," Santa replied, nodding
while crunching his way through Metallica's cover of 'Whiskey In The Jar'.
"You can poke around in the bag and see if anything sings out to
you."
"I wouldn't be amazed if something did actually
do that," she sighed, putting down the reigns. The deer slackened their
pace as she clambered over the back of the seat and onto the huge sack of toys
that bulged in the rear. Santa put an arm around her protectively and she drew
in a deep breath as she looked out through the night;
She couldn't see anything but a vast expanse of ocean
beneath them. The moon and stars glittered overhead, the galaxy turning around
them. She turned and looked up into his eyes, putting a hand on his chest. He
smiled down at her.
The kiss they shared as they soared over the Atlantic was
captured in the reflections of the waves far below.
Driving Lessons.
Santa was a much steadier driver than Ginny, as it turned
out, able to confidently perform complex maneuvers at several times the speed
of sound. To be fair, he had centuries of practice and made sure Ginny knew
that when he finally took over the reins.
"Nice of you to say that," she mentioned as she
stood in the back atop the mound of presents. "Never driven a sleigh
before, except for the make-believe one my dog pulled me around on."
She had found another gun, but this one didn't look so
ridiculous, it had a very sci-fi feel to it and the black metal gleamed menacingly.
She felt like Ripley in Aliens, she just hoped she didn't look quite so butch.
"Not in that outfit, you don't." Santa called
back, referring to her sexy-elf clothing she was wearing.
"Stay out of my mind, creeper," she said, scanning
the sky warily. "You won't always like what you find in there."
She turned and pointed the gun at another freak on a rocket,
pulling the trigger. A hissing shriek accompanied the blast of plasma it fired,
charring the pilot and causing the rocket to explode. She warily looked at the
barrel of her weapon.
"What can this thing actually do?" she asked.
"Well, it's no wave motion gun, but it might give
the Yamato's shock cannons a run for their money." Santa
replied, still driving. "It's not like Krampus has a helicarrier or
anything."
"Where is Goatse anyway?" she wondered, pointing
the weapon at a distant foe and firing off another volley. "He's gotta be
awake by now. Will he come after us in a rocket?"
"No," Santa laughed. "When he does care to
leave the safety of the ground, he rides around in some ridiculous Steampunk
balloon-dirigible thing, painted all black and deep purple."
"Wow, emo much?" Ginny muttered. "That's the
dumbest thing I've ever heard."
"He'll stand on the deck and yell curses while firing
off these old-school cannons at me and then he gets super mad when I can't stop
laughing."
"Well, if he's pants-on-head retarded enough to show up
in that thing, I'll blow him right out of the sky for his troubles." Ginny
declared, putting down her gun and rummaging around inside the bag again. She
pulled out a long pole made of hard wood. On each end was a curved blade like a
sickle. She looked over at Santa, her eyebrow raised. "The hell,
dude?"
Santa shrugged. "What? Shaolin monks get presents too,
you know."
"I know, I know, if they're good." Ginny sighed.
She heard another rocket approaching and whirled around, swinging the lajiatang almost
like it was a baseball bat and cleaving the rocket clean in half. The pilot
yodeled in fright as he plunged into the darkness below.
"Do they all scream like Goofy when they die?" she
asked, kneeling now and looking over the side, her ass in the air and exposing
her tiny red thong.
"Admittedly I haven't really kept track," Santa
said. "Not exactly a concern of mine."
"But; aren't they your children too?" she asked,
now curious. "I mean, sure, they've gone to the Dark Side and work for
Dickface now, but does that mean you can kill them?"
Santa snorted. "I'd never kill any of my kids,
Virginia. Those beings aren't human. They're extra-dimensional, to keep it
simple. They just look human when they exist here, to do his bidding, but they
come from another dimension, like the Great Humpkin."
"Uh, don't you mean 'the Great Pumpkin'?" Ginny
corrected.
"Nope, I meant what I said," he confirmed.
"Guy's a huge pervert."
"Wow," she breathed. "Poor Linus."
"Well, we seem to be in the clear for now," he
mentioned, sighing in relief. "I don't think the fuel in their rockets
will carry them this far out over the ocean. You can move back up here if you
like."
Ginny grinned happily and put down her weapon, wiggling back
to the front of the sleigh. He put his arm around her and she snuggled up
against him. It felt so comforting and right, to be held by him this way.
"Ever been given sleigh head, big guy?" she
purred, smiling up at him slyly.
"Well, no," he chuckled. "I don't have a lot
of my kids riding in my sleigh."
"Well, this kid is going to take your sleigh head
cherry, then;" she said with a wink, crawling between his legs and
kneeling in front of him in the foot well. She was delighted to find there was
enough room for her to kneel comfortably. She pulled down his red pants slowly,
smiling up at him. His huge cock was waiting for her, swelling but still soft.
She took it in her hands and began caressing it gently. It felt so smooth and
the gentle pulse or throb seemed to match her own heartbeat.
She leaned down and kissed the head almost lovingly. Without
hesitating, she slid him down her throat, humming along the way. She knew she'd
never understand the magic or weird physics behind why such a monstrosity
wasn't choking her and felt so natural, but she didn't care, either. With a
practiced abandon, Ginny began bobbing back and forth on Santa's cock,
shivering in wet delight as he grew hard in her mouth.
The exquisite, moist heat she felt throughout her body was
unlike anything she'd felt before tonight and she knew she'd never get enough
of it. Thousands of meters up in the sky, the midnight vault and stars turning
over them, she was aware of only him and her overwhelming desire to cum. Her
tongue swirled around the throbbing shaft while her fingers teased his sac
gently.
"Can you drive this thing if I sit in your lap?"
she asked, smiling up at him, pulling her mouth off his cock and stroking its
length with her little fist. "I'm thinking I need a really good fucking
right now."
Santa looked down at her and grinned. "We've got about
thirty minutes before we're over Reykjavik and our first port of call, so yes,
if you think half an hour is enough to banish your horny demons;"
"Ooh, so we're handling the deliveries in Europe?"
she asked, pumping his cock a little more excitedly at the prospect of visiting
the Old World, something she'd never done but always wished to do.
"Some of them," he answered, shrugging.
"There's gonna be a lot of back and forth all over. My iterations are not
exactly assigned to regions, more like times and good to naughty scales."
"So, we could be over Paris, France for one kid and
then over Green Bay, Wisconsin, for another?" she queried.
"Not Green Bay," Santa said, his tone
suddenly very dark. "I'd rather made my deliveries in the stinkiest part
of a Turkish prison."
"Not that I actually care, but what's wrong with Green
Bay?" Ginny asked, intrigued, continuing to stroke his cock and sliding
her tongue up and down dutifully while she listened.
"Hate that place," he muttered. "Too many
sport hunters. And the idiot dads name their boys Hunter. Hunter or Logan.
There's too much cheese for any of those little fatties to grow up to be
Wolverine. And all the girls are named McKaela or McKenzie or McDoodle or crap
like that. I quit doing shopping mall appearances and contracted out because dads
kept getting their boys to ask me if I could make the Packers win the Super
Bowl."
Ginny snickered. "So how do the kids get their
presents?"
He shrugged. "I get some elves to sneak in and leave
the presents, along with notes of rebuke to the dads who are fat-bellied
hunters."
"Why, Santa, I didn't know you were such an animal
rights activist," she purred as she slowly stood and turned herself
around, pressing her ass against his massive cock. She ground around on him for
several seconds before she felt the head split her damp lips and penetrate her.
Ginny sighed in relief as she sank down onto him, all the way to the hilt. She
couldn't get over how blissfully full she felt. "So you object on moral, oh!,
moral grounds to the killing of animals?"
"Well, mostly the deer," he admitted, continuing
to drive as Ginny started to slither up and down on his lap, her wet cunt
swallowing his cock hungrily. "Not too worried about all the cows, they're
even bigger jerks than squirrels and cats."
Ginny giggled and leaned forward on the golden handlebar,
shuddering in pleasure as she changed the angle of penetration. "So you; can't
make the Packers win the Super Bowl?"
Santa shrugged. "Nope. Showing Brady how to deflate
footballs turned out to be a mistake, he promised me he wouldn't use those
techniques for evil. Don't ask what he got in his stocking. Can't make the
Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, either."
"I thought; you could make; anyone's Christmas wishes
come true;" she panted, bouncing her ass on his lap as she fucked him with
her cunt greedily. In spite of the icy winds around them, she was sweating like
a hooker in church.
"Only from a certain perspective, and only if no
dishonesty is involved." Santa replied, tilting his hips up to pushing
further inside Ginny, making her gasp suddenly. "It's like;" he
mused, trying to think of an example. "Well, picture yourself as the
office slut."
"Okay, I'm there." Ginny moaned instantly.
"That was way too easy for you," Santa chuckled.
"Anyway, let's say there's some guy in the office you want to fuck. I
can't just change his mind for you, but my lab could invent a body spray that
shoots your pheromone levels through the roof and he's hard for you from a mile
away."
"Uh, just think of all the guys I could fuck;" she
rasped. "I could have a different dance partner every night of the
week."
Santa nodded as Ginny picked up the pace, driving herself
down on his erect cock with more and more force, her ass cheeks slapping
against his thighs loudly. Her teeth were clenched as she fought to delay the
mind-blowing orgasm that was approaching.
"Oh, God;" she choked, gripping the sleigh's
handle desperately. "Oh, shit, I'm gonna; Santa!"
Her back arched and she screeched through gritted teeth as
she surrendered herself to orgasmic rapture. Maybe it was the thin air at
twenty-thousand feet, but a swirling, light-headed delirium washed over her as
her cunt clenched around her lover's cock, which throbbed and spurted deep
inside her. She could feel his hands gripping her hips tightly as she ground
onto him with a ferocious need. The strangely cool-yet-warm feel of his cum
inundating her was a euphoria that no earthly pleasure would ever match.
She collapsed back against him, chest heaving and still
pinned on his cock, which her cunt greedily refused to release. She pressed the
back of her hand to her forehead, sighing in immense relief and satisfaction.
To be continued in part 3. Based on a post by BiscuitHammer, in 3 parts for Literotica.
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