With special guest Bryan Smith, friend of the show and host of Miscreant Record's new podcast Not an Athlete, the boys close their eyes and imagine a world where they are disappointments. Well, that part wasn't too hard to imagine. But the next part was hard! They had to pretend they got hired by a local high school to come in and be one of those crappy history teachers who is also a coach. As they lay in bed that night crying themselves they look at the rule book for their sport and notice something interesting. The book says " We've seen the movie Air Bud so we are specifically stating no animals can play. For the record we aren't ruling out fictional characters, just animals." With this oddly specific rule, the boys know just what to do. They each pick their respective sports and choose their fictional characters to see who can win the most state championships. Let us know who you think had the best teams by contacting the show using either