Fantasy football promises glory, but mostly delivers pain—and we’re here for all of it. This week, Charley and Sean welcome Andrew Whitney to relive the agony of being the very first team chopped in an 18-team guillotine league, only to watch his exiled roster put up top-scorer numbers the very next week. We hand out the inaugural “Too Much of a Good Thing” Award to Josh Allen, debate whether Javonte Williams is a miracle or a mirage, and discover the cursed conspiracy of Tennessee fantasy managers.
Along the way, we honor Austin Ekeler with our “Dude Behind the Man” spotlight, mourn fantasy losses caused by bizarre stat rulings, and revisit the haunting memories of Melvin Gordon (pain included free of charge). Plus: Russell Wilson’s $85 million goodbye, why Green Bay wide receivers break our brains, and the ongoing saga of Charley’s autodraft-loving brother who keeps surviving without lifting a finger.
If fantasy football feels like punishment disguised as fun—you’re in the right place.