Do you know who Bobby Layne is? No? Come here the tail of a man who once ran in 4 touchdowns, passed for 2 more, and oh yeah, kicked 3 field goals in the same game. Who would ever trade him away, especially if he then issued a 50 year curse? We got it all this week, including Cleveland Browns NFL championships. We're back to our usual stops in the Mailroom and Office of Moral Victories, all brought to you by Ruddf- sorry, Fuddruckers? Maybe?

We fly south for the week and look at the longstanding, tremendously rich misery of the Arizona Cardinals who, coincidentally, lost a football game while recorded this very episode. Come learn what they have in common with the Chicago Bears and your neighbor who stepped on a rake the other day. The usual check-ins with our weekly earners and mailroom entries bookend a pair of magical sponsors who are both for everyone and no one. Buyer beware...

You ever get cursed by a priest? You ever get cursed by a priest specifically about sports? Come hear the story of how one Gaelic football team waited 75 years for Paddy to... it's actually pretty dark. But that's life at MSC. Trevor and Zack check in with some MSC staples in our earnings report and introduce a new segment - the mid-year review where we slot our deep dive teams on the Spectrum of Sadness. And if you're feeling down from your sports teams and you hate eye contact, you'll love our sponsor...

Tremendously depressed on the heels of the USMNT defeat at the World Cup, Zack and Trevor return for our weekly earnings report, mailroom, office of moral victories, and (of course) our sponsor reads to keep on what little lights we have. Zack takes us on a trip to Pittsburgh to experience the depressing landscape of Pirates fans, who are always welcome here at MSC. Snacks and All-World Team testimonials abound.

We got a special one with episode 3-0. After checking in on our usual earners and the World Cup, Trevor and Zack stop down in the Break Room to discuss their teams' haul in this week's NBA draft. If you thought last time was the last we'd hear from the All World Team Experience, you were wrong. They can almost guarantee the possibility of a certificate... come learn more!

What's it like to be a super old football team, have a great rivalry, and just a couple good seasons to your name? Come find out in this week's shareholder meeting where we chat all things Beaver. We hand out some awards, talk hyped up offseason content, and hear from an all-time sponsor just in time for the World Cup. 6-figure certificates are a deal if you think about it...

Don't think MSC is worldwide. THINK AGAIN. This week, Zack takes us down under to visit the St. Kilda of the Australian Football League. Come and learn all about the wooden spoon with the long suffering Saints supporters. Also... there's another eulogy. It's Browns related. Wear something nice, hopefully insured.

We call to order this week's shareholder meeting and it - is - a - doozy. It's been a tough two weeks watching the Cavaliers' season end, and Zack holds a eulogy that is as respectful as you'd expect. Trevor flies us by Texas Tech in our spotlight of sadness to listen to some classic Bobby Knight and Red Raider audio. A special appearance by "none pizza, left beef."

Zack and Trevor are back and healthy after battling some nondescript bugs the last two weeks. We check in with our usual earners, throw some unexpected flowers at James Harden, and hand out our usual awards. Zack gives us a quick look at the Mets and their sordid history, all thanks to our sponsors. We've never been more back.

Today's the day - our super bowl here at MSC! No, not the actual super bowl, it's the NFL Draft. It's a day where hope is never higher and we can all talk ourselves into reaching for that project lineman that we're sure our coaches can turn around. Zack and Trevor dig into the Browns and Titans 1st round picks after stopping by the mail room and checking in with our weekly earnings report. If you thought we were done talking about the Vrabel-Russini thing... we're not.