Wherein Mish and Mal wonder what Elon Musk will do to Twitter, and whether Attorney General Merrick Garland will appoint Jeff Sessions as the Jan. 6 Special Prosecutor. Also, the Republicans on the Judiciary Committee explain their "No" votes on Ketanji Brown Jackson, and Mal dives deep into the just-released 1950 Census data.

Wherein Mal ponders whether his Spring cleaning is really Death cleaning, and Mish wonders whether their Bridge Club will shun the Clarence Thomases. Also, Arnold returns in the "Mish OR Mal" game; the problem with The Problem With Jon Stewart; and we wade into Deep Water with Ana de Armas.

Wherein Arnold makes an appeal to the Russian people, and Mish tasks the UFSR (Union of Former Soviet Republics) with ending the war. Also, Mal has a COVID flashback, then heads for the canal zone; and Ketanji Brown Jackson polishes her standup routine for the Judiciary Committee.

Wherein Mish and Mal look forward to cashing in their first dollar from Spotify, converting it to rubles, and distributing it to their most loyal listeners. Also, Obama tests positive for COVID; Lorenz vs. Haberman; and did Queen Victoria censor the very first war photographer? (in the "Mishegoss OR Malarkey" game).

Wherein Mish and Mal pull into Hagerstown with the convoy on the way to Washington DC, then attend a performance of COVID Theater with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. Also, the "MIshegoss OR Malarkey?" game explores the ineffable nature of truth, and we escape the grim war news by visiting an English garden.

Wherein Mish and Mal plan for the worst but hope for the best in Ukraine. Also, mask mandates are going away but the truck convoy isn't; the "Mishegoss OR Malarkey?" game pays tribute to Volodymyr Zelenskyy; and we officially adopt Julia Fox of "Unka Jomms" as our muse.

Wherein Mish and Mal review the Big Game, the halftime show, and the ads; and preview the convoy aimed at Biden's State of Union. Also, the Queen tests positive, Q's the media, and we plug Mal's new solo podcast.

Wherein Mal points out that Nixon had the plumbers but Trump had to call the plumbers, and Sen. Rand Paul's neighbor may be stopping by again soon. Also, another installment of the "Mishegoss OR Malarkey" game, Mish recommends the animated documentary "Flee," and we check Google for the Super Bowl kickoff time.

Wherein Mish explains why he never watches sports and Mal offers a helpful solution. Also: the pandemic death count marches toward a million, the RNC normalizes insurrection, and Jeff Zucker exits CNN.

Wherein Mish and Mal find themselves in a snowstorm on top of a pandemic, dive into the Bari Weiss and Spotify controversies, and deliver a new edition of the "Mishegoss OR Malarkey?" game. Plus: fake electors, and a Vulture-style recap of the Italian gangster series "Gomorrah."