Mismatched

Mismatched

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Mismatched episodes

  • Kristin Goes to Camp

    This week has been full up lots of up and a down for Danna and her family with the loss of her Grandpa. 

    Find out what Pitutes means and why it’s special to her. 
    Danna share about her experience Retreat 21 celebrating her little brother’s wedding. 
    AU is the symbol of gold and Kristin’s highly intelligent husband has a little funny. 

    Kristin share about Camp Ohio one of Ohio 4-H camps that Jack is currently at and she visited this week. She is back to driving up and down 71 as a hobby with all the kids activities. 

    Let’s not forget the show season is starting…sheep show season. Clearly this is not Danna and it’s Kristin in her crew. 

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    23 min
  • The Chipmunk Chase

    Long days…have any of you had those lately? We all have them let’s face it, it’s part of living. Strawberry season on the farm and it’s the berry sweetest of seasons. Danna doesn’t do mornings and she has to get up extra early.

    Kristin is wearing stickers on her face, they are Frownies, check them out, Kristin loves them. 
    Strawberries sometimes get bad press. They make the top of the Dirty Dozen list each year. We set the record straight on food safety in America.  A woman could eat 453 servings of strawberries in one day without any effect even if the strawberries have the highest pesticide residue recorded for strawberries by USDA.

    A chipmunk made its way into the Patterson house. How many people does it take to vacate said chipmunk out of the house? 1 barn cat, 1 Mom, 1 Dad and Campbell. 

    Find out what Danna’s dogs eat, Tom (Danna’s husband) is out of town and Danna has to mix up their special food. She’s really missing Tom, he’s off golfing. 

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    22 min
  • The Graduate

    Parker Graduated from 8th grade, do we really need all these graduations? Danna shares her view and I know it’s shocking but the mismatched pair may agree on something. 

    What do you do if your phone rings at a public event? One person thought they should answer it on speaker.

    We may have reached an all time low and discuss weaning of rabbits, we is used loosely it’s really Kristin. Danna confirms again she is not sure why she is friends with a person who has to check rabbit nipples. 

    Kristin went turkey hunting without a gun…don’t worry she had a cute outfit. 

    Danna kicks off the Memorial Day weekend tanning at her pool…..it’s the start of Summer friends!!! 

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    21 min
  • Beefing

    Danna has had a day and well she and her husband are beefing. Kristin is talking gardening and shared how she did not turn water into wine but did turn two plants into 7. Kristin also runs a little plant nursery hospital which has turned into an entire new bed. 

    It’s sort of shocking but Danna has a real green thumb and really enjoys vegetable gardening. Italian Roma tomatoes are her thing.

    Danna declares she does not want to be friends with people, she needs a people less moment. She also needs a time out from her husband touching her. 

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    21 min
  • 3 Little Pigs

    Danna got a new grill! She is rearranging her backyard to make room for some new beds. She’s really turning over a new leaf. 

    Role reversal. Kristin left the farm looking 1/2 way put together and Danna looks like she works at a farm. TikTok verses reels…which one is better and why? 
    Forget Amazon shopping, Danna has moved on to TikTok shopping. 
    Meghan Markle is releasing strawberry jam….it’s interesting. Kristin thinks she and Harry have purchased a farm and they are farmers. Danna thinks it’s all weird and Kristin pronounces it incorrectly the entire podcast. 
    Welcome to the family Beau Mathew! Kristin is the very proud Aunt to her little sister and husband’s baby boy. Archie and Olive are very excited to have a new brother. Danna forgot about the baby and thought she was mentioning the 3 little pigs as the new family addition…. 
    It’s another jam packed episode.
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    23 min
  • Butts and Bras

    I’m sure you have heard;  she would give the shirt off her back but have you heard of giving the bra off one’s body? Listen to learn who gave their bra to someone. 

    Danna shares her Amazon shopping tips and we talk Aldi! 
    What a pork butt really is, Danna learned this week the differences in butts and shoulders. 
    Sophia the fancy farm dog got to meet her half sister, we chat about animals and behaviors. 
    Grills, Danna’s family is in the market, share your favorite grill. 
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    22 min
  • Nerd Fest

    Danna spends the weekend at a robotics competition. 

    If your spouse was in prison would you let your kids go visit?  Kristin has been in prison, learn what got her there. 

    It’s a real strange mix of things on this week’s podcast. 

    When kids come home from college….just be glad they come home. 

    What’s your rule when a kids signs up for something then they don’t want to do it any more.

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    22 min
  • Danna has the Sheetz

    Danna picks apart Kristin’s outfit again. Kristin worked outside all day in the dirt. 

    Danna reached an all time high, she got hit on by a homeless man. We share some families funnies when it comes to aging diseases. While the disease is horrible sometimes you have to laugh in order to cope.
    The Geauga County Maple Festival is coming up, it’s the last weekend in April. 
    Crazy schedules well we have them….life is hectic. Balancing getting everyone every, it is tough at times, deep breath! 

    Everyone needs a friend they can call when you have a dire emergency. Danna was in a very sticky situation and Kristin saved Danna. 

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    25 min
  • Puke and Rally

    We hope that you watched the solar eclipse, it was amazing! 

    Kristin’s sister and family came over to watch the eclipse. There was some puking in the kitchen sink, listen to find out what happened. Danna had a very traumatic experience and called Kristin with a 911 emergency. She needed her at her house stat. Kristin ignored the call because she was playing on the playground at Patterson Fruit Farm.
    We need to know all about if your kids buy or pack lunches.  Buying school lunches is getting pricy. 
    Preteens and Sephora…we talk about the 80/90’s equivalent. 
    Thank goodness there was not social media when we were growing up!! We dish some stories and find out which one was more likely to be arrested. Just kidding we all know it was Danna! 
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    20 min
  • Kristin Embarrasses Danna

    Happy April Friends! 

    Family holiday meals….we go over them and there is a pattern of repeat meals at family gatherings. 
    We finally got to talk Disney! We share some Disney pro tips and Danna talks about her entire family doing Disney together. 
    Travel stories are shared and they are not all bad but they certainly are not all good. How do you book your flights, we want to know. 
    Find out which couple run errand’s together and it’s not Danna and Kristin. 
    You read the title, there is a lot of picking on Kristin and she does not care. There are some funnies about what Kristin wears out and about. 
    We are sure to make you laugh in this episode. 
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    22 min

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