Mismatched

Mismatched

By Kristin and DannaSociety & CultureKids & Family
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Mismatched episodes

  • Danna Can’t Even…with Kristin

    Well friends… surprise! This week’s recap is coming at you fashionably late because Kristin completely forgot to write it (sorry, Danna 😅). Between apple picking, all-things-fall, and the wild pace of life on the farm, it’s been one of those weeks.

    But don’t worry—the episode is here, and it’s packed with the usual mix of laughter, chaos, and farm-fresh storytelling. And just a little sneak peek: at the very end of the podcast Kristin shares a real humdinger of a story that only she could tell. Trust us—you’ll want to stay tuned until the last minute.

    Catch up now, enjoy a cider while you listen, and remember… when life gets mismatched, it usually makes the best stories.

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    @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast on  Instagramhttps://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078

    25 min
  • Who ate the Cake

     Kristin kicks things off with her morning coffee ritual, while Danna admits she’s still running on empty—tired as ever. The girls dive into a lively chat about caffeine, how it really hits (or doesn’t), and why some mornings feel impossible without it.

     

    📞 Oh Sweet Maria

    A surprise guest joins the episode—Danna’s mother-in-law, Maria! Over the phone, she jumps right in to play a hilarious Food Pro-Pronunciation Game

     

    🛒 Giant Eagle Adventures

    Find out who was tossing groceries around their local Giant Eagle. Somehow that story blends into someone’s genius (or questionable) idea of taking their cat to a pumpkin patch. Yes, a cat. In a pumpkin patch.

     

    😂 Whose Bite Is Bigger?

    The duo debates who really has the bigger bite—Danna or Kristin. Spoiler: Kristin might just take the crown with her “bigger mouth.”

     

    🍰 Family Story Time

    Kristin wraps things up with a family memory over a piece of cake. The big question: who actually ate the cake? Let’s just say, every slice comes with a side of drama.

     

    Get Social with Danna and Kristin !

     

    @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast on  Instagramhttps://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078

    21 min
  • Rainstorms, Reunions & Real Life
    Kristin Patterson:
    Hey, hey, hey! Hello, hello! We’re halfway through the week and catching up on all the little things—like updating computers that suddenly work again, celebrating the tiniest bit of long-awaited rain, and running through the madness of busy weeknight schedules. From undefeated JV volleyball games to grocery store marathons (yes, three in one day), we cover it all—Costco steaks, Aldi favorites, and the never-ending hunt for freezer corn.
     
    We also dive into family moments, surprise anniversary parties, high school reunions that you didn’t go to, and a special birthday story as Campbell turns 18 this week. Between mopped floors, applesauce tubs, and funny labor tales, it’s another perfectly mismatched mix of everyday chaos, laughter, and heart.
     
    Whatever you are doing 
    Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride. 
     
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    21 min
  • The Slow Roll

    Hey hey hey — we taped on a Tuesday (today), tomorrow is Wednesday (you’re welcome for that up-to-the-minute affirmation). In this one, we cover everything from homecoming chaos (powderpuff, parades, and how long kids really last at the dance floor 👀) to family laundry wars (does pushing the button on the washer count as “doing laundry”? …asking for a Tom).

    We get into:

    ✨ Staff + teachers who go all-out for spirit week
    ✨ Why the pick-up line feels like a sheep show 🐑
    ✨ The sweetest letter from a teacher 10 years later ✉️
    ✨ Weddings, Airbnbs, and dusty shelves we pretend not to see
    ✨ Oh, and fresh sheets. Eventually.

    It’s mismatched mayhem as usual — kids, farm, meetings, chaos, and a whole lot of laughing at ourselves (and each other).

    📲 Tune in, laugh with us, and remember: we may not have it together, but we’re together in the mess.

    25 min
  • It’s Homecoming Week

    It’s Homecoming Week

    This Week on The Mismatched Podcast with Danna & Kristin!

    It’s a big week—homecoming is here, and the Powderpuff game is shaping up to be a showdown: Danna’s daughter vs. Campbell’s daughter 🏈🔥. They’re so fired up they might just start a spring flag football team.

    And in true mismatched style, we cover it all:

    👗 The hunt for the perfect homecoming dress
    🐑 Dropping off livestock
    😂 Danna hitting on her own husband—complimenting his pants… only to discover they have built-in underwear 🤣
    🦶 Plus, the very important life question: how long do you keep your toenails?

    It’s mismatched mayhem—funny, random, and oh-so relatable.

    ✨ Tune in for laughs (and maybe answers you didn’t know you needed).

    24 min
  • 🎙️ The Mismatched Podcast – Fair Chaos, Back-to-School, & Stinky Feet
    Kristin Patterson:
    This week, Danna & Kristin are back with a jam-packed (and slightly chaotic) episode you won’t want to miss! From post-fair laundry piles and lost band shorts, to Parker’s first day at his new ag-focused school (with FFA adventures ahead), the moms are juggling it all.
     
    👓 Campbell gets new glasses (spoiler: she looks adorable, even without the Gucci pair).
    🥪 Lunchbox battles return—ham vs. turkey wars rage on.
    👟 Stinky feet crisis—send us your cures before the boys’ shoes clear out the whole house.
    🐴 Campbell’s Fair Queen ride in a horse cart race (yes, it went 35mph!).
    🏈 Fantasy football drafts, late-night homework, and one too many smelly gym bags.
     
    Add in Costco drama, perfume vs. natural living debates, and a whole lot of laughter—you’ll feel like you’re sitting at the kitchen table right alongside us.
     
    Danna Geraci:
    Good timing I was just trying to climb into bed and I forgot that quickly
    23 min
  • County Fair Chaos, Apple Wars & Interview Attire

    🎙️ This Week on the Mismatched Podcast

    Fair Week chaos, apple wars, and late-night pumpkin spice coffee. Kristin’s drowning in sheep and apples, Danna’s annoyed at Patterson family “communication,” and somehow we end up debating what teens should wear to job interviews.

    From $25,000 apple pies to team-dinner mix-ups, this episode is a whirlwind of farm life, fair prep, and plenty of laughs. 🍎🐑☕

    Whatever you are doing 

    Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride. 

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    22 min
  • Barnyard Drama & Beauty Trauma

    Sheep testicles, pigs’ skincare, and Cedar Point thrills—yep, we’re back and as mismatched as ever. 🐑🐷🎢

    Danna hosted her Floats & Boats event, complete with some delish appz that had everyone floating happy. Kristin, meanwhile, had to go full feisty farm girl when someone tried to hijack her cat. 🐈‍⬛💪

    Add in county fairs, back-to-school chaos, and the ongoing debate about whether Kristin’s barn actually smells (Danna insists yes, Kristin insists showering is optional)…plus Kristin might just be auditioning a new cohost. 👀

    This episode is a wild ride—don’t miss it!

    #MismatchedPodcast #FarmLife #CountyFair #FloatsAndBoats #SheepStuff

    23 min
  • Trees, Garage Doors & Groupon Concerts: A Mismatched Masterpiece

    From front-yard bathroom breaks (yes, you read that right) to Wilson Phillips concerts on a Groupon, this week’s episode is full of “did they really just say that?” moments. 🤦‍♀️😂

    We cover:

    💦 Joey’s questionable choice of tree… and cul-de-sac etiquette
    🎶 A bargain concert night with a surprise Baldwin sighting
    🚗 Olivia’s first “new driver” garage door incident
    🐖 Why our pigs might just be the Wagyu of Geauga County
    🍕 Perfecting the farm’s pizza game
    …and why some of us think “laying around” is a vacation, and others think it’s a waste of time.

    Laugh with us, roll your eyes with us, and maybe feel just a little better about your own family’s chaos.

    🎧 Listen now — because life’s more fun when it’s a little mismatched.

    22 min
  • Camels and Crazy

    “Wait… can you hear me? No? Oh, your volume was down.” And that’s exactly how this week’s episode kicks off. From scratchy throats and barn dust disasters to camel rides at the State Fair (yes, CAMELS 🐪), Danna and Kristin are back with their signature chaos and charm.

    They cover it all:

    ✨ barn Christmas morning dreams (and Dana’s veto 👎)
    ✨ kids fishing in stocked ponds like pros 🎣
    ✨ a brand new washer & dryer for the barn 🚜
    ✨ and a Netflix show so scandalous you’ll need to lock the door before watching 👀

    Plus, a book rec, a shout-out to their #1 listener, and plenty of laughs you don’t want to miss.

    👉 Tune in now — because sometimes mismatched is exactly what you need.

    24 min

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#themismatchedpodcast is the chance to connect with two moms from completely different walks of life who discovered friendship where least expected. This is a space to share and connect all the feels…