Yes, you heard that right... we are alive, COVID 19 free, and back to spread our dumb thoughts! On this weeks? months? quarters? episode we talk about being in a relationship vs being single in quarantine, messy horny period sex, and the wonders of...

Welcome to our SIXTH episode! In this weeks (months?) episode we forget how to count, make Sim's woo-hoo and cuckold men, all while recording it on webcams for strangers to watch! Sounds fun right? Well, enjoy. Or don't. We don't really care!

Merry Chrysler bitches! We decided to treat you all to another episode of our rambles in shambles. On this episode we tell tales of the crazies, dating apps, and breaking out of that  dry spell! (sorry for the audio being a little off, we don't actually...

OK ladies & gents, welcome back to our messiness! On this episode we discuss a new phenomenon... biting the clit? How do we feel? We don't know.. but we are very intrigued. We tried to give some advice (not great advice) on talking to girls in and...

Hold on to your dicks cowboys, these awkward girls went out on the town! And once again, They. Got. MESSY! Stepping out of our comfort zones in every way possible. Don't get too excited ladies and gentlemen... it's not what you think.

On this weeks episode Shan & Em share the most embarrassing thing they've been caught doing. The big topic of the week: CONFIDENCE. And surprise! We don't have any. But we are gonna fake it until (hopefully some day) we make it! Enjoy this messy...

On our first messy episode we give you an insight into our shit show lives. We build our dream man, choose our catch phrases, and answer the question of the week: sneezing on a dick????