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folks..... it's a mastapiece

sorry for being late again, this week was bad. it should be normal upload times and dates from here on out

y'all mind if i uhhhhhhhh murder axe

sorry for being a day late, i was too busy dealing with my Avatar Depression™

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“heard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? on his way down past each floor, he kept saying, to reassure himself:

so far so good... so far so good... so far so good...

how you fall doesn't matter. it's how you land!”

you ever wonder why hollywood can't get a protest right in a movie? well, this has been going on since the 60's and the reasoning behind it won't surprise you at all

i walk through an academic paper titled Reel Revolutionaries: an Examination of Hollywood’s Cycle of 1960s Youth Rebellion in Films by Aniko Bodroghkozy

can i get just a crumb of wife coming back

what if

what if we gave mister 300 twenty million dollers

you got til the count of 3 to draw that gun or make me fall in love with you