sure mothers day is fine and all, but have you considered this? 

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are there any gift rules in your house?

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good thing he cashed in

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and how do you think you'd do as a contestant om Derby name or Dummy name?

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and join in on the one conversation so dumb only a man could have come up with it.

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Not even sure you can call them pet names. More like pet initials.

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find something interesting in your junk drawer? Cheryl sure did.

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Make the change or stand firm?

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and before you eat that breakfast peep, think about this

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