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Bruise Control, one of the UK's hottest current beat-combos have joined us this time. What's their problem with Her Maj's Revenue & Customs? Where are they from? What would their porn names be? What gets on their tits when they arrive at a venue? How many Nialls are too many? All these questions and more are answered here!Tom's feeling groovy and shagadelic, Niallism meets his namesake, Santa Claus sends us a message and the legend of Nuneaton's most prolific kleptomaniac endures.Music is from: Toy Dolls, Bobby Funk, Mister Strange, Circle Jerks, Guerilla Poubelle, Raw Poo and Remote Control