*standing in front of an 80's comedy club brick wall in a leather jacket and sunglasses, cigarette casually smoking between my fingers*

You ever notice how some movies are called Wide Awake but watching it puts you right to sleep? You ever notice that? What's the deal with that? Like why call it Wide Awake when it should be called Honk Shoo Meemeemeemeemee? Like you don't buy popcorn and a soda with this one, you get yourself a chamomile tea and some fuzzy slippers at the theater for this one here.

Nah I kid, this guy's alright.

Edited by Zach.

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