Absolutely outrageous! I just got the latest update on Ishmael and let me tell you, things are getting weirder and wilder than ever before! Remember last time, when we heard about that spooky prophet-like guy, Elijah, dropping those cryptic hints about Captain Ahab and his missing leg? Well, that was just the warm-up act! You won't BELIEVE what's been happening as Ishmael and Queequeg prepare to set sail on the Pequod! It's like something out of a fever dream!