Alright, buckle up, because I've just gotten another dispatch from our friend Ishmael, and let me tell you, things are getting WEIRD on that ship! You thought you knew where this was going after the last update, praising the noble profession of whaling and introducing the diverse crew, but the latest news about Captain Ahab… well, you just won't BELIEVE it!

Guess what?! We just got the latest news, and you are NOT ready for this! Ishmael and Queequeg are officially embarked in the whaling business, and Ishmael is going off defending it!

You cannot miss this episode! Tune in to hear all about Ishmael's wild defense of whaling, the introduction of the Pequod's incredible mates and harpooneers, and the shocking, terrifying first appearance and behavior of Captain Ahab! Prepare to be OUTRAGED!

Absolutely outrageous! I just got the latest update on Ishmael and let me tell you, things are getting weirder and wilder than ever before! Remember last time, when we heard about that spooky prophet-like guy, Elijah, dropping those cryptic hints about Captain Ahab and his missing leg? Well, that was just the warm-up act! You won't BELIEVE what's been happening as Ishmael and Queequeg prepare to set sail on the Pequod! It's like something out of a fever dream!

Alright, settle in, because you are not going to believe what's been going on with Ishmael! After the whole bizarre Yojo idol selecting the ship and the peculiar Captains Peleg and Bildad, things have gotten even wilder.

Alright, buckle up, because you are NOT going to believe what happened since we last checked in with Ishmael and Queequeg!

Get this: Ishmael is actually going through with the whole whaling thing. He even SIGNED UP for it!! You've got to lock in and hear the latest in this episode.

Alright, settle in because you are NOT going to believe what's been happening with Ishmael since we last spoke!

Remember how we were talking about his... "intense" ... connection with Queequeg?

Well, hold onto your hats, because things have gotten even MORE bonkers since they arrived in Nantucket!

You are NOT going to believe what I just found out. Get this: Is Ishmael straight up gay now?!

The latest deets get into Ishmael's deepening relationship with Queequeg, his fellow "lodger". And I mean deepening.

Oh my stars, you are NOT going to BELIEVE what's happened to Ishmael now! Remember how we just heard about him arriving in New Bedford, that whole weird scene with Queequeg and breakfast, and his stroll through that wild port town? Well, buckle up, because the drama has escalated!

After an unexpectedly warm encounter with Queequeg, Ishmael heads down for breakfast and finds the dining room filled with various whalemen, observing their differing complexions which reveal how long they've been ashore. 

Tune in to hear us dish all the details on Ishmael's wild morning – from the confounding counterpane embrace and bizarre childhood flashbacks to Queequeg's peculiar politeness and his utterly unbelievable dressing and shaving rituals! It's the crazy news you can't afford to miss!