Well, we took a month off between recording, or frankly even watching the show, so come along with us for our confusion as we try to remember what was happening in this show from 30 years ago that only one of us watched and even that was 35 days ago.  As best as we can tell:

Olipop soda is terrible, but that is unrelated to the show.

Cynthia's stalker has made it to LA and is sending threatening messages using a black barbie doll.  Brian, boyfriend extraordinaire, decides not to tell Cynthia.  Then, he conspires with Hillary to continue not to tell Cynthia.  Eventually, though, the stalker leaves a threatening doll inside Cynthia's bedroom, and the jig is up. 

Sarah and Mark have sex immediately after Mark explains that he is in love with someone else.  It turns out that someone else is JESUS, and he is becoming a priest, so now what?

Linda and Eric are flirting with getting back together, but he's not the one who moves on.  She does by leaving the bar even though he is crooning a love song right into her eyes.

The tea this week is with Julie and Monique.  Julie's bet to steel Adam/Reed from Monique/Terri is moving along, causing both Julie and Monique to be on a fundraising committee for the Children's Hospital.  Craig is making it clear that he wants to date Julie, but she says he can't afford an admissions ticket.

Remember when Hillary was supposed to be the star of this show?