The most beautiful woman in America is back, but not really, the most beautiful woman in America is still the most beautiful ghost in America, but Monique Duran is here and ready to insert herself into Teri Spencer's life.  Brian is into Monique because she's actually Teri, Carrie is leaning on Monique because she's actually Teri, and Hillary is ready to build the agency around Monique because she's actually Teri.  The most beautiful woman in America, ladies and gentlemen.

Sarah from Iowa talks about field parties in Iowa, and starts tipping back on the bottle when Brian breaks up with her so that he can go back to the most beautiful woman in America who sprays herself with water to seduce, the camera.  Yeah, that's right, the camera.

We are back with GREAT 90s commercials.  You'll never believe how much a sausage pizza at Little Ceasar's cost in 1994.

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