Modern Confusion

Paul and Tao (and guest tie-breaker Dylan) embark on the impossible: crowing the number one KJEE band of their youth.  

Intro song: “Predictable” by Good Charlotte.  
Outro song: “No One Else” by Weezer.

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Paul and Tao are reunited for a rare in-person episode to talk about coccyx pain, getting rousted for plants, getting shushed during World Cup, step-dad complications, minimum wage at 33, screaming in the car, Pokemon, conditional love, and Tony Hawk.  

Intro song: “Dance” by Slayyyter. 
Outro song: “Holidae In” by Chingy.

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The lads are finally back to talk about Juneteenth, Paul's symposium, karaoke, Tao getting engaged, Summer Solstice, and life after graduation.  

Intro song: "Pedicel Carrier" by Frits Wentink & Malin Genie. 
Outro song: "Rubberz" by Fenix Flexin.

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The boys spark one up on the eve of 4/20 to talk about Paul getting back into weed, Tao’s diary bullet points, fieldwork dives, creme brulee french toast, Andre Nickatina, Paul’s current situation evaluation, the iPod project, the old Ellsworth apartment on Google street view, Tao’s anti-AI life practice, rest in peace Sean Connery, and a little bit of NBA talk.  

Intro song: “Because I Got High” by Afroman.  
Outro song: “Sweet Leaf” by Black Sabbath.

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In honor of 3/11/2026 and to kick off season 5, Paul and Tao do a deep dive on one of the best bands to ever exist. 

Intro song: "Down" by 311. 
Outro song: "Freeze Time" by 311.

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East Coast icon Kayla Janowitz AKA After Ours hops on the pod to talk about why New York is so sick.  

Intro song: "Like Weezy" by Playboi Carti.  

Outro song: "Daisy" by After Ours.

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The boys return to talk about New Year's Eve, the SR-71, the Whale House, back to school, tetanus shots, Paul's productive 2026, rating 2025 out of 10,  a fatty computer science lesson, FUCK ICE, and NFL predictions.  

Intro song: "Django" by Modern Jazz Quartet. 
Outro song: "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin.

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At long last, Kelly Mason hops on the pod to talk about top 5 art experiences of the past year.  

Intro song: "Noite Cartunesca" by Guerrinha.  

Outro song: "U.R.A. Fever" by The Kills.

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The lads celebrate 5 years of Modern confusion by bringing back Hana Antrim for her fourth MC appearance. Paul makes his pitch to get Hana to do his marine bio program, a few dating updates, Hana's mental breakdown, everyone's current top 5 favorite things, and what's been confusing lately.

Intro Song: "This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)" by Talking Heads.  

Outro Song: "Like A G6" by Far East Movement.

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The boys bring back iconic guest Miranda King to talk about top 5 favorite movies.

Intro song: "Universal Theme Song"  
Outro song: "I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow" by The Soggy Bottom Boys

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