At long last, Kelly Mason hops on the pod to talk about top 5 art experiences of the past year.  

Intro song: "Noite Cartunesca" by Guerrinha.  

Outro song: "U.R.A. Fever" by The Kills.

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The lads celebrate 5 years of Modern confusion by bringing back Hana Antrim for her fourth MC appearance. Paul makes his pitch to get Hana to do his marine bio program, a few dating updates, Hana's mental breakdown, everyone's current top 5 favorite things, and what's been confusing lately.

Intro Song: "This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)" by Talking Heads.  

Outro Song: "Like A G6" by Far East Movement.

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The boys bring back iconic guest Miranda King to talk about top 5 favorite movies.

Intro song: "Universal Theme Song"  
Outro song: "I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow" by The Soggy Bottom Boys

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Guess who the hell is back for another Patreon banger? the boys talk Coachella 2026 lineup, double date disappointment, paul's thoughts on moving back to New York, Tao and Hana's catalina day, a little bit of football, waking up in LA, being ocean-ready, hippie flipping, updates on Paul's classmates, and Kirk conspiracies.  
Intro song: "Space Blum" by Jeremie.  
Outro song: "When I Come Around" by Green Day.

The lads are back to talk about Paul's Catalina adventure, songs from the past, incoming football season, Chris's love life, Paul's cafe crush, New York, and a call to action for our listeners.  

Intro song: "I'm out to Get You" by Robin Trower.  

Outro song: "Jane Fonda" Mickey Avalon.

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The Patreon badboys are back to talk about Paul's dad retiring from Hollywood, head decisions, Catalina drama, white pants, breakup news, forgetful Eden, Maika Monroe, and Taos new project.

Intro song: "25 Lighters" by DJ DMD. 

Outro song: "Bad Boys" by Inner Circle.

The boys are back at it again to talk marine invertebrates, Paul's lack of dating life, the whack homie, Michael's single, Oasis, being a nice guy, and breaking news.  

Intro Song: "Live Forever" by Oasis.  

Outro Song: "Don't Look Back In Anger" by Oasis.

Paul's life is falling apart  in every imaginable way...but maybe there's love on the horizon?  

Intro Song: "Devil" by M-High.

Outro Song: "Last Resort" by Papa Roach.

The boys are high as fuck in the Mercurio family garage to talk about Paul's move, going-away party disappointment, Paul's community epiphany, Paul's fancy gym, Chris's challenge completed, Paul following the white rabbit, and Tao's eventual move.  
Intro Song: "Memory" by Sugarcult.  
Outro Song: "In The Garage" by Weezer.

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We talk NBA playoff standings, fatal Brooklyn boat crash, paul crossing off the New York bucket list items, hanging with deezy, weed schedules, japan trips, and Paul's dating greatest hits.  
Intro Song: "First Date" by blink-182.  
Outro Song: "Smack That" by Akon.