This week Carly and Jessica discuss how adopting a minimalist lifestyle has helped make life as moms more simple, and ponder at what age kids are supposed to start sleeping with pillows to avoid neck problems in adulthood.

This week, Carly and Jessica discuss the challenges of parents competing over whose kid is best and who the parent of the year is, when none of know what the heck we're doing anyway...right?

The moms discuss where exactly the midwest is, filling out heteronormative paperwork, choosing a sperm bank and sperm donor, and share in their deep love of the cheapest available Apple products.