Mr. Standing and Mr. Fort declare themselves the leading internet experts on Girl In His Pocket, the English dubbed version of 1957's French film Amour De Poche, which features shrinking and petrification.

They also get their first sponsor, rant on terrible terrible science, muse on what to do with a dead body, explore strange scene relics that survive the transition from book to movie adaptation, and rag on Keith.

You know who you are and what you've done, Keith.

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