Dan and Alex revisit the very first ever ModMeta reviewed material - Season 1, Episode 3 of THE COLLECTOR - THE SUPERMODEL! Come along as they discuss the pretty good breast expansion scene, casual misogyny and weight-shaming in male-focused TV, how awesome Blu Mankuma is, and then get distracted by getting; angry over lingustics and grammar. Oh, and Dan VASTLY underestimates the quality of his original YouTube video.

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Dan and Alex welcome you to Season 2 of Modern Metamorphoses! We also welcome you to another episode recorded before Dan's life REALLY want off the rails and we had a long break in recording/posting - but we're back on track now.

Join our hosts as they jump into one of H.G. Wells' most famous and lasting works, exploring the cruel and unusual ideas the author brings to this story. Will Dan survive his least favorite story tropes? And will they discover that Wells also invented Animal Crossing, a violent 80s catch phrase, and CASTAWAY? Listen to find out - if you dare!

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Join Dan and Alex on the anniversary of first meeting each other at SizeCon 2020 as they look back on ModMeta's first season...because in early 2021 Dan had New Dad Brain and couldn't talk good about the planned topic! Do you agree with them about what they think has and hasn't worked, some of their favorite topics, and what they'd like to see happen as ModMeta evolves?

Plus, as a bonus, they've shared the first ever interview they recorded, live in the darkened bar Sunday morning at SizeCon 2020! Hear the morning din of the Radisson Hotel Piscataway-Somerset as our hosts prove they've been talking about the same things for roughly a year! Can you guess the random voices in the background?

(Dan would also like to note that when he says "word bubbles" he meant "thought bubbles.")

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Join Dan Standing and Alex Fort LIVE! at the SizeCon[micro] virtual event as they explore 1993's remake of Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman! Is it worthy of Christopher Guest's filmography? Does Daryl Hannah scream "HARRY!" enough? Which 50 Foot Nancy would win in a fight? Find out in this special episode!

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Dan, Alex, and guest Syrus Durham take a close look at Lily Tomlin and Joel Schumacher's The Incredible Shrinking Woman. Join your hosts in an episode that's shockingly focused for a ModMeta episode, grinding at things like Cheese Tease, Galaxy Glue, the 1981 film nexus, serene gorillas, and imperfect films that are fun to talk about!

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ModMeta is back! Thanks for your patience while Dan gets some major - but good - life changes in order!

Dan, Alex, and guest Taedis dive into 1936's underrated classic The Devil-Doll. Join your hosts in an episode that celebrates the magic of passionate film making, and some amazing black-and-white miniaturized-people movie effects!

Taedis has also asked us to share this message with you; When I made this podcast I hadn't come out as bigender and referred to my femme side as crossdressing to all but a few people. I mention my "crossdressing" at one point in the recording and want people to know that was past Taedis still figuring herself out. Thanks.

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Dan Standing and Alex Fort are joined by guest Robclassact to tackle body swapping and giantess shenanigans in Chad Peter's film "Apocalypse, California."

Together the trio touch on such deep topics as the likelihood of building a gun to shoot space with, the gender-bender film "Sam," Anne McDaniels' incredible filmography, wether or not you would have sex with yourself, Chekhov's nuke, MIMAL, where the nearest Dairy Queen is, and why their future selves haven't yet traveled back in time to share whether or not Space Jam 2 is good.

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Recorded the evening of U.S. Elections 2020, Mr. Standing and Mr. Fort delve into the McElroy Family's "The Adventure Zone: Petals to the Metal." The duo do their best to tackle representation in media, the "Bury Your Gays" trope, Beast Wars, MANNEQUIN/Hollywood Montrose, Scales & Scoundrels, and tell you to stop listening to this episode probably more than you'd expect. They also think you should check out Carey Pietsch's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/careydraws/?hl=en

 

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In this episode full of hot takes - and ostensibly about the film FERNGULLY: THE LAST RAINFOREST - Mr. Standing and Mr. Fort try not to depress themselves by discussing transformation as a story theme over being a character's drive, the ALADDIN/HERCULES shared cinematic universe, cartoons taking themselves very seriously, Fort complains about animal sound effects, the wonders of Once-ler Tech, goanna* vore, technicolor sky mermaids, Hexxus Vs. The Smooze, different things the taint has been called, and James Cameron's AVATAR.

They certainly don't mention anything that could date when in 2020 the episode was recorded.

But yes, FERNGULLY: THE LAST RAINFOREST! ...and THE JETSONS: THE MOVIE! ...and MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE! ...and SUPER MARIO BROS.: THE MOVIE! ...and AVATAR!

It's a very focused episode...

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*EDIT: Many thanks to Candrina for pointing out that the character is a goanna and not an iguana, as we erroneously stated.

Mr. Standing and Mr. Fort declare themselves the leading internet experts on Girl In His Pocket, the English dubbed version of 1957's French film Amour De Poche, which features shrinking and petrification.

They also get their first sponsor, rant on terrible terrible science, muse on what to do with a dead body, explore strange scene relics that survive the transition from book to movie adaptation, and rag on Keith.

You know who you are and what you've done, Keith.

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